This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, May 22 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Anger Management Charlie Tries Sleep Deprivation After seeing his ex-wife in quite a state, Charlie decides sleep deprivation therapy is the way to go for his anger management group - but will he like what he finds? 
09:30Scrubs My Best Friend's Wedding The big day arrives for Turk and Carla, but will it all go according to plan? A guilty J.D. tries to help Elliot's heart. George Takei cameos. Season 3 finale. 
10:00Mr Bean The Curse of Mr. Bean: A trip to the swimming pool results in expensive parking and nakedness - poor Mr. Bean! A trip to the cinema leads to a horrific time for Bean. Angus Deayton guest stars. 
10:30Mike & Molly First Kiss Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike takes Molly out bowling on their second date, but ends up getting his ego badly hurt. 
11:00Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat Ray and family decide to spend Thanksgiving at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet. 
11:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Apartment Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say "hi" to new tenant Robert 
12:00Frasier Fraternal Schwinns A charity event at the radio station means Frasier and Niles have to learn to ride a bike. Meanwhile, Daphne's mother gets in the way of Martin's love-life. 
12:30Frasier Kenny On The Couch Kenny is depressed following his divorce, so he seeks counsel with Frasier. However, despite Frasier's experience, going down the pub with Martin is more effective. 
13:00The King Of Queens Dougie Houser After an argument about what led them to be in their current home, Doug and Carrie tell the story of what happened when they were looking for a place to live. 
13:30Two And A Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Alan 'sells his soul to the devil' by borrowing money from his mum, Charlie warns him there'll be payback and sure enough an unusual favour is soon asked... 
14:00Mike & Molly First Kiss Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike takes Molly out bowling on their second date, but ends up getting his ego badly hurt. 
14:30Anger Management Charlie Tries Sleep Deprivation After seeing his ex-wife in quite a state, Charlie decides sleep deprivation therapy is the way to go for his anger management group - but will he like what he finds? 
15:00Frasier Fraternal Schwinns A charity event at the radio station means Frasier and Niles have to learn to ride a bike. Meanwhile, Daphne's mother gets in the way of Martin's love-life. 
15:30Frasier Kenny On The Couch Kenny is depressed following his divorce, so he seeks counsel with Frasier. However, despite Frasier's experience, going down the pub with Martin is more effective. 
16:00The King Of Queens Switch Sitters Doug and Carrie ask Deacon and Kelly to watch Arthur for a night. But trouble arises when they ignore Carrie's warnings about what happens when Arthur eats spicy food. 
16:30The King Of Queens Cheap Saks Carrie befriends an ex of Doug's (Janeane Garofalo), who turns out to be extremely annoying. Before ditching her Carrie wants to use her employee discount one last time to go shopping. 
17:00Everybody Loves Raymond No Fat Ray and family decide to spend Thanksgiving at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet. 
17:30Scrubs My First Kill J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually they will make a mistake and kill a patient. Carla decides to clean their stuffed dog Rowdy - and somehow loses him! 
18:00Scrubs My Common Enemy J.D. pretends to be annoyed at his brother Dan for dating Elliot. Dr Cox and Dr Kelso get fed up with Molly's (Heather Graham) good faith in people and so set out to prove her wrong. 
18:30Mr Bean The Curse of Mr. Bean: A trip to the swimming pool results in expensive parking and nakedness - poor Mr. Bean! A trip to the cinema leads to a horrific time for Bean. Angus Deayton guest stars. 
19:00M*A*S*H Where There's a Will, There's a War When Hawkeye is sent to the front lines, the fighting is so close that he decides to make a will, leaving many items to his friends at the 4077th. 
19:30M*A*S*H Promotion Commotion Hawkeye, B.J. and Charles are given the tricky assignment of deciding the promotions of the enlisted men, and immediately have to fend off pleas and bribes. 
20:00The Daily Show Jon Stewart, and his team, take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is actress Ellen Page, talking about her new movie 'The East'. 
20:30Two And A Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi, to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. Rose tries to get her new boyfriend to act more like Charlie. 
21:00South Park Cartman Sucks After he is caught in a compromising position with Cartman, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has problems. 
21:30South Park The Ungroundable Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on...? 
22:00South Park Butter's Bottom B***h Oblivious to his actions, the eternally innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? 
22:30South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be gratuitously rude but which is hailed as a masterpiece. Murder is the answer! 
23:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Jon Stewart takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news & current affairs. Tonight's guest is former NBA coach & author Phil Jackson, talking about his new book on success. 
23:30Tosh.0 Brand new and exclusive. Comedian Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight he helps a couple renew their wedding vows, tries a penis pump and uses Twitter to write his will. 
00:00The US Office Broke When Michael discovers his new company can't survive financially for much longer, he panics. Dunder Mifflin is tired of losing clients, and makes a move to solve the problem. 
00:30Sex And The City Attack Of the Five Foot Ten Woman Carrie is traumatised by an encounter with Big's fiancee, while Miranda feels judged by her new cleaning lady, Magda. Samantha gets physical with a masseur. 
01:05Sex And The City Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl When Carrie discovers her new young lover is attracted to both men and women she gets caught up in a world of bisexuality. Alanis Morissette guest-stars. 
01:40Just Add Water Film Ray Tuckby is a decent guy with a dead-end life in the dead-end town of Trona, CA. After encouragement from a stranger, Ray begins to dream again... Dylan Walsh and Jonah Hill star. (2008) 
03:25Tosh.0 Brand new and exclusive. Comedian Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight he helps a couple renew their wedding vows, tries a penis pump and uses Twitter to write his will. 
03:50South Park AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! 
04:15Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 
04:20M*A*S*H Where There's a Will, There's a War When Hawkeye is sent to the front lines, the fighting is so close that he decides to make a will, leaving many items to his friends at the 4077th. 
04:45M*A*S*H Promotion Commotion Hawkeye, B.J. and Charles are given the tricky assignment of deciding the promotions of the enlisted men, and immediately have to fend off pleas and bribes. 
05:10The King Of Queens Pregnant Pause (Part 2): Carrie is pregnant, and in trying to take some of the burden off her, Doug takes too much on himself - while Arthur doesn't help matters at all! 
05:35The King Of Queens Walk, Man Four months after the miscarriage, Doug and Carrie are thinking about having a child again. So in an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires Holly, a dog walker, to walk Arthur. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.