| 06:00 | The Real A & E The team's healing hands are full when a man is rushed to A&E after shooting himself in the back. Meanwhile, a car fanatic is lucky to be alive and an OAP overcomes her fear of flying. Also in HD |
| 07:00 | Crash Test Dummies More crazy capers from the boys in Dummyworld. Steve and Dan set about causing more destruction as they test anything and everything to breaking point. Also in HD |
| 08:00 | Brainiac: Science Abuse Which is faster: a Brainiac or gunpowder? Why should you not put dynamite in your microwave? These and other important questions answered in another salvo from the Brainiac hotshots. |
| 09:00 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. |
| 09:30 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. |
| 10:00 | Missing Mums: Lorraine Kelly... ...Investigates. Lorraine Kelly attempts to reunite families with their loved ones. Mum of four Sandra Gant hasn't been seen since 2003, while Janet Cowley went missing in 2008. Also in HD |
| 11:00 | Wedding S.O.S Emotionally charged series following no-nonsense celebrity wedding planner Jane Dayus-Hinch as she attempts to ease wedding woes and make getting hitched hitch free. Also in HD |
| 11:30 | Adoption Diaries Glenn & Jolie
Having been turned down by plenty of adoption agencies, a young and homeless woman steps forward to give Mary and Mark the greatest gift. Also in HD |
| 12:00 | The Real A & E The documentary provides an insight into the workings of the medical world. An asthma attack victim has the air ambulance tattooed on his chest after its crew saves his life. Also in HD |
| 13:00 | Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend
Lois and Malcolm are suspicious when battle-axe Ida announces she's getting married and moving to Hong Kong. Something's not quite right, but what? |
| 13:30 | Malcolm In The Middle Softball
Malcolm joins the Lucky Aide softball team to get out of working the early shift with Lois. Unfortunately, Lois is coaching the team which spells doom for poor Malcolm. |
| 14:00 | Liza And Huey's Pet Nation Former supermodel and all-round animal lover Jodie Kidd joins Liza and Huey in the studio. As ever, expect chaos and plenty of creature features from the light-hearted series. (8/10) Also in HD New. |
| 15:00 | Stargate SG-1 It's Good To Be King
When the Goa'uld try to enslave a planet for the second time, SG-1 step in to help. Only then do they discover that the 'king' is actually Colonel Maybourne. Also in HD |
| 16:00 | Stargate SG-1 Full Alert
Relations are strained between the US government and Russia, and Colonel Chekov pays a visit to General O'Neill with bad news. Security has been compromised. Also in HD |
| 17:00 | Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Lois is furious when her sister lavishes expensive gifts on the kids during a rare visit. Only later does she realise why Susan is being so generous. Kooky comedy. |
| 17:30 | Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Dates A Family
Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family, completely forgetting about his girlfriend. And Lois bans the boys from their favourite restaurant. |
| 18:00 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. New. |
| 18:30 | Simpsons Lisa The Drama Queen
Lisa becomes friends with a girl who has a wild imagination. Soon, Springfield is an enchanted land, populated by sprites and fairies. Emily Blunt guest stars. |
| 19:00 | Simpsons Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
Moe, Springfield's Duff beer connoisseur, is on the lookout for love. Will Cupid aim arrows in his direction? Meanwhile, Homer spends quality time with Maggie. Also in HD |
| 19:30 | Simpsons Chief Of Hearts
Bromance blossoms between Homer and Chief Wiggum when the former is sentenced to community service. Marge proves that mothers don't always know best, too. (S21, ep 19) Also in HD |
| 20:00 | The Real A & E A tiny spot on his toe leads to a diabetic losing half his leg, and a birthday weekend walk ends in disaster when a mum is left in agony after slipping in the mud. Also in HD |
| 20:30 | Real Filth Fighters Follow extreme cleaning teams as they battle the smells, pests and hazards of the UK's drug dens, squats, fly-tipping sites and abandoned properties in their daily fight against grime. Also in HD |
| 21:00 | Lie To Me Darkness & Light
Secrets are spilled in this penultimate instalment. Bringing along daughter Emily for company, the human lie detector takes on the case of a runaway teen. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD New. |
| 22:00 | NCIS: Los Angeles Full Throttle
The team investigate the demise of a young naval office killed in an illegal street race. Meanwhile, Callen learns a few lessons at traffic school. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD |
| 23:00 | NCIS: Los Angeles Blood Brothers
The team investigate when a Marine Gunnery Sergeant is killed by a gang armed with AK-47s. To get to the bottom of the twisty tale, Sam goes undercover. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD |
| 00:00 | A League Of Their Own It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's fiancée Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees. (3/10) Also in HD |
| 00:30 | Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. |
| 01:00 | Road Wars In a dramatic edition, Tristan tries to stop a young lad from injuring himself. Plus, Jim and Lloydy confront a driver who refuses to pass over her correct details. Strong language. Also in HD |
| 02:00 | Street Wars Join Medway's Police Tactical Unit as they answer calls and tackle street crime. Footage of real life criminals caught on tape with some strong language. |
| 03:00 | Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. |
| 03:25 | The 4400 Gone
Diana is approached by a woman claiming to be Maia's sister. But Tom discovers that she's an agent from the future sent back to abduct 4400 children. Spooky drama. (Part 1 of 2) Also in HD |
| 04:20 | Top Design Window Display
It's paint brushes at dawn as aspiring interior designers go head to head. The decorating divas must create a window display inspired by a garment. New. |
| 05:10 | Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? Also in HD |
| 06:00 | The Real A & E The insightful documentary draws to a close. A 61-year-old man finds himself at the centre of a huge airlift rescue during a day out with his wife, and a BMX stunt goes badly wrong. Also in HD |
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