This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, April 2 2020

06:00Monkey Life A baby marmoset is looking for a new mum and dad. Bachelor chimp Paco is in the wars with an injured toe and a heart scare. Plus the nursery orangs box clever at play time. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Woolly monkey Piquita may be expecting a new arrival, while Marmosets Hazel and Solomon meet a new arrival themselves. The park receives five unusual nocturnal guests. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
07:00Wild Vets It's time to whiten up sickly capuchin monkey Ricky's choppers, as he heads to the Wellington Zoo dentist; and, at Orana Wildlife Park, a giant water buffalo gets neutered. (S1, ep 11) 
07:30Wild Vets It's all go at Wellington Zoo, as, while staff prepare to introduce serval cats for the very first time, a fight breaks out between the chimps, leaving one with a nasty wound. (S1, ep 12) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Roxie & Foxy, Charlie, and Bubba & Lucky Two dachshunds Foxy and Roxie get a lesson on how to accept criticism, and Lhasa Apso Charlie learns to respect his elders. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD 
09:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The helicopter battles bad weather as it tries to provide urgent help to a suspected stroke victim. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
10:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 9) 
10:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 10) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Exchange Rate When a convicted Cuban spy escapes US custody, the team are shocked to learn who helped to break him out. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Seoul Man The team hunt for a North Korean spy when they get assigned to protect the commander of the Pacific Command. (S7, ep 20) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Kupouli 'la (Broken): Halloween comes to Hawaii, with a shooting leading the team to a crazed scientist who has started to get carried away with his experiments. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua Nalohia (In Deep): McGarrett, Danny and Chin juggle a murder investigation with babysitting duties when Mary asks them to look after her recent adoptee. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Octane Jim risks it all as he goes undercover with a ruthless gang of car thieves. And when things go south, he gets caught in a life or death situation. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Strangers On A Treadmill In a laugh-out-loud homage to Hitchcock's Strangers On A Train, Claire and Mitchell must tell Phil and Cameron some harsh home truths. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Unplugged The Dunphys try to enjoy some time apart from their electronic devices. Mitch and Cam race to get Lily into the best pre-schools. Mild language/flashing images. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Haw-Hawed Couple Bart becomes best friends with his former adversary Nelson. But when the bully catches him on an illicit rendezvous with Milhouse, Bart begins to fear for his safety. 
17:30Futurama The Silence of the Clamps Bender enters witness protection after seeing a vicious 'clamping' and testifying against the head of the Robot Mafia. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Homerazzi After experiencing the rush of selling a scandalous picture of Duffman cheating on his fiancée with Booberella to a sleazy tabloid, Homer decides to become a paparazzo. 
19:00The Simpsons Marge Gamer Football legend Ronaldo shows up in town, whilst Marge becomes hooked on a game featuring a virtual Springfield where the town's nemesis is the one and only Bart. 
19:30The Simpsons The Boys Of Bummer Bart is once again enemy number one in Springfield when he makes an error that costs the Isotopes baseball team the Little League championship. D'oh! 
20:00New: DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Crisis On Infinite Earth: Hour Five: Worlds lived and worlds died. As the crossover comes to an end, nothing in the Arrowverse will be the same again. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00A League Of Their Own The fun and games continue as James Corden and co welcome comedians Joel Creasey and Jon Richardson and Australian former cricketer Ricky Ponting, (S10, ep 7) Also in HD 
22:00New: Breeders New & Exclusive. Paul and Ally are thrilled when gerbil Sprout finally dies. But explaining loss to Luke and Ava proves harder than they thought. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:30Bulletproof 2 New & Exclusive. Tension mounts as Pike and Bishop are drawn deeper into the Markides family. Tanner sweats over her recent decision. Contains violence and strong language. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:30An Idiot Abroad 2 Meet A Gorilla Karl heads to Africa to hang out with mountain gorillas, encountering a tribal king and house-residing hippo along the way. Very strong language from the outset. (5/8) Also in HD 
00:30The Force: Manchester Fast-paced series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. A traffic cop gets more than he bargained for when he pulls over a man for not wearing a seat belt. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
01:30Hawaii Five-0 Aloha. Malama Pono (Farewell And Take Care): The hit US crime drama reaches its third season finale. Kono goes on the run, while McGarrett visits nemesis Wo Fat in prison. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD 
02:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 15) 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Matryoshka The team head undercover as they embark on a dangerous mission to find Anna's father. Special two-part episode of the fast-paced procedural drama. (S7, ep 15) Also in HD 
04:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The helicopter battles bad weather as it tries to provide urgent help to a suspected stroke victim. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama The Silence of the Clamps Bender enters witness protection after seeing a vicious 'clamping' and testifying against the head of the Robot Mafia. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life There's a special delivery as Alison goes to collect a group of five loris, all the way from Hong Kong, and orang Gordon shows off his skills on the high wire. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD