This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, September 23 2020

06:00Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 1: The Planet Express crew head to Mars Vegas, where Fry develops the ability to hear people's thoughts. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
06:30Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 2: Leela discovers that plans to create the universe's largest miniature golf course will destroy innocent lives and takes a stand. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
07:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. 
08:00Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the SPCA and follow its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they save, rehome and care for animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 1) 
08:30Animal 999 Follow the SPCA and its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they make it their prime mission to protect pets and wild animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 1) 
10:00Manifest Icing Condition Season two ends in dramatic style as Michaela and Ben risk it all in a brave rescue attempt. The clock ticks down for Zeke. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Standoff When an armed woman holds hostages at a Navy Recruitment Centre, the team are shocked to discover that Callen's ex-partner is teasing the trigger... (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Anonymous Appearances really are deceiving this week. After a double murder, the team search for a group of terrorists who recently underwent facial reconstructive surgery. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana Mao 'ole ka ua o Waianae: The race is on to find escaped criminal Aaron Wright. But a guest at HQ is about to throw everyone in danger. (S9, ep 25) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Pilot An adrenaline-fuelled update of one of TV's most iconic shows. In this series opener, Steve McGarrett heads to Hawaii to track down the man who killed his father. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 2) 
15:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 3) 
16:00Modern Family Fifteen Percent Mitchell sows the seed that one of Jay's buddies is secretly gay. Chazz Palminteri guest stars. Mild language/sex references/flashing images. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Moon Landing Claire feels inadequate when an old friend comes to visit. Jay has an unsettling locker room encounter. Minnie Driver guest stars. Strong language/flashing images. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Mr Lisa Goes to Washington When Lisa enters a competition about patriotism, the Simpsons find themselves on an all expenses paid trip to Washington. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 1: The Planet Express crew head to Mars Vegas, where Fry develops the ability to hear people's thoughts. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 2: Leela discovers that plans to create the universe's largest miniature golf course will destroy innocent lives and takes a stand. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Saturdays of Thunder Homer's determined to turn around his dismal performance as a dad, and endeavours to help Bart build a race car. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Flaming Moe's Homer gives Moe the recipe for a unique alcoholic drink, but when it turns into a sensation, Moe takes all the credit. Featuring the guest voices of Aerosmith. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk When Mr Burns sells the nuclear power plant, Homer loses his job. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD 
20:00Football's Funniest: Best Bits From Rod Stewart's rock star cup draw to Chris Kamara's reporting style, look back at football's funniest moments. With Jamie Carragher, David James and Paul Whitehouse. Also in HD 
22:00New: Two Weeks To Live New & Exclusive. Unaware of the threat of Jimmy's mysterious daughter, Kim hits back against her mother and demands they go for a trip - to the seaside.(S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
22:30A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Romesh keeps his place in the host's chair as Freddie and Jamie are joined by Dina Asher-Smith, Adam Peaty, Tom Davis and Joel Dommett for more madcap mayhem. (S15, ep 5) Also in HD 
23:30The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell as he unpicks the new Rule of Six, chats to Queen of Grime Lady Leshurr and mulls over Life Lessons with his favourite performers (S4, ep2) Also in HD 
00:30S.W.A.T. New & Exclusive. Sea Legs: The team looks for an officer who was abducted during a failed operation. Bereft of information, Chris struggles to comfort the officer's parents. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
01:30Road Wars Roma and Ronnie can't believe their eyes when a Slough driver blows the highest reading they've ever seen on a breathalyser and Chris busts an innovative supermarket thief. (S5, ep 9) 
02:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 15) 
03:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 4) 
04:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S3, ep 10) 
04:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 1) 
05:00Supergirl Bunker Hill Kara and Brainy team up to talk Nia into embracing her powers. Manchester Black pays Ben Lockwood a menacing visit. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama Wild Green Yonder, Part 3: Bender agrees to help apprehend Leela and her band of eco-warriors, and the Grand Curator assigns Fry a mission. (S6, ep 15) Also in HD