This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, October 23 2018

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S8, ep 14) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 1) 
07:00Modern Family Playdates Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to arrange a surprise for Uncle Mitchell's birthday. Things get awkward when Gloria and Jay organise a playdate. (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Spread Your Wings Claire and the kids hatch a secret plan to help the ducklings fly the nest. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny orchestrate a hot pepper heist. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family Clean Away Phil and Luke hold Claire back as she tries to declutter. Cameron panics when Jay decides to take up a new hobby and Gloria tries her hand at golf. (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family The Thunk in the Trunk Phil decides to take a stand against playing the invisible housewife. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitch turn on the charm for their new lodgers. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror VII A trio of terrifying tales starring Springfield's first family. With Halloween approaching, the Simpsons get spooky. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons You Only Move Twice The Simpsons relocate to another community after Homer unwittingly takes a job with a company controlled by a super-villain. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Burns, Baby Burns Mr Burns' long-lost son stages his own kidnapping. Featuring the special guest voice of Rodney Dangerfield as Larry. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons Bart After Dark While Marge is out of town, Homer allows Bart to work at a burlesque house. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
11:00Dogs: An Amazing Animal... ... Family. The Americas: Patrick Aryee heads to the Americas, home to tree-climbing canines, the hardy little Arctic fox and the majestic grey wolf. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Reznikov, N. Callen takes matters into his own hands in this milestone 100th episode when a man claiming to be his father is kidnapped by the Comescu family. (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Unwritten Rule All is not as it seems when the girlfriend of a former Navy officer is kidnapped. Deeks, meanwhile, unwittingly breaks one of Hetty's rules. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family Blindsided Family pride is at stake as Luke decides to run against Manny for class president. Meanwhile, Cam takes in a star high school football player. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:30Modern Family Weathering Heights Phil is invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news and gets to meet his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (Nathan Fillion). (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:00The Simpsons A Milhouse Divided When Milhouse's parents are granted a divorce, Homer grows convinced that his own marriage is in jeopardy. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
15:30The Simpsons Lisa's Date With Destiny Lisa develops a crush on Nelson Muntz. Despite their differences, they share a kiss, but the romance is doomed because Nelson can't help misbehaving. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:00The Simpsons Hurricane Neddy Ned Flanders suffers a crisis of faith after his home is destroyed by a hurricane. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons El Viaje Misterioso After ingesting several Guatemalan peppers during a chilli cook-off, Homer experiences hallucinations that inspire him to find his true soulmate. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Bart Star Homer becomes coach of the Springfield Pee Wee Football team - and appoints Bart as quarterback. Featuring the guest voice of Joe Namath as himself. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Flight To Remember As the Planet Express team holidays aboard the Starship Titanic, the vessel falls victim to the gravitational pull of a black hole. (S1, ep 10) 
18:00Futurama Mars University Fry enrols in Mars University, only to discover that his dorm roommate is a super-intelligent monkey! Bender teaches a fraternity of robots how to be cool. (S1, ep 11) 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa The Simpson Lisa fears she is genetically predisposed to lose her intelligence. (S9, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Miracle on Evergreen Terrace When the Simpsons' Christmas presents are stolen, the residents of Springfield rally to the aid of Homer and his family. (S9, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Bart Carny A carnival worker and his son move in with the Simpsons after Homer costs them their jobs. Featuring the guest voice of Jim Varney. (S9, ep 12) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive Inmate 4587: Supermaxes are no place for superheroes, Oliver learns, as starts the season in the slammer. A blast from Felicity's past threatens her fresh start. (S7, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00New: Seal Team New & Exclusive. Fracture: Jason and the team spring into action when militants take hostages on an oil rig. But six months after Jalalabad, Jason still can't forgive Ray. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00Football's Funniest Moments 2 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. With just 45 minutes left of the series, James and co sub ex-England left back Ashley Cole, swimming champ Ellie Simmonds and comedian Rob Beckett into the fun. (S13, ep 8) Also in HD 
00:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 6) 
01:00A Discovery Of Witches New & Exclusive. Matthew and Baldwin race to save Diana from Satu's dangerous dark magic. In Oxford, Sophie shocks Agatha with a confession. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
02:00Night Cops Cameras follow Kent's Armed Response Unit as they deal with a man thought to be carrying a gun. Plus, Wrexham police follow up on intelligence about a drug dealer. Strong language. (2/6) 
03:00A League Of Their Own Series eight of the Bafta-winning sports panel show. In a star-studded opener, James Corden and co are joined by Frank Lampard, Kevin Bridges and Judy Murray. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 8) 
04:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 9) 
05:00Futurama A Flight To Remember As the Planet Express team holidays aboard the Starship Titanic, the vessel falls victim to the gravitational pull of a black hole. (S1, ep 10) 
05:30Futurama Mars University Fry enrols in Mars University, only to discover that his dorm roommate is a super-intelligent monkey! Bender teaches a fraternity of robots how to be cool. (S1, ep 11) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 2)