This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, February 27 2019

06:00Monkey Life Alison and Jarno are in Moscow to collect a baby orangutan. Marmoset Frank meets Douglas, his new housemate. (S10, ep 18) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Baby orang-utan Mimi, from Moscow zoo, arrives in the UK to start a new life with others of her own kind. (S10, ep 19) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
07:30Animal 999 Fascinating insight into the work that goes on behind the scenes at Scotland's leading animal welfare organisation, the Scottish SPCA. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
08:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 4) 
09:00Babylon 5 The Illusion of Truth When a team of reporters arrives wanting to do a story about Babylon 5, Sheridan is reluctant to agree. (S4, ep 8) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Evolution SG-1 encounter a synthetic super soldier with the power to eliminate entire armies. While Carter studies it, Daniel researches its origins in Honduras. (S7, ep 11) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Empty Quiver Callen and Sam go undercover as California Highway Patrol officers and are embroiled in a complex case involving a nuclear warhead and a race against the clock. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Personal Deeks' morning takes a dramatic detour when he's shot during a convenience store robbery. All is not as it seems, however, when Callen and Sam investigate. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Mohala I Ka Wai Ka Maka O Ka Pua (Unfolded By the Water Are the Faces of the Flowers): Two tourists are found dead and McGarrett gets help dealing with stress. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kau ka 'onohi ali'i i luna (The Royal Eyes Rest Above): McGarrett rushes into a bank heist, where he makes a potentially tragic error in the heat of the moment. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
15:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 3) 
16:00Modern Family The Day We Almost Died While driving back from breakfast, the Dunphys - and Manny - have a brush with death that prompts them to re-evaluate their lives. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Big Guns All-out war is declared when Claire confronts the next door neighbours about their eyesore of a boat. Plus, Cam takes Lily to clown school. (S6, ep 12) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace Homer experiences a mid-life crisis and is inspired to become an inventor. Featuring the voice of William Daniels as Kit the Car. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles Having been exposed to a strange substance, the crew begin to act like teenagers and the Professor's attempts to cure them makes things worse. (S5, ep 7) 
18:00Futurama The Why Of Fry Nibbler enlists Fry to blow up evil brains bent on destroying the universe; Fry time travels into the past to prevent himself from being cryogenically frozen. (S5, ep 8) 
18:30The Simpsons Mayored to the Mob Homer takes on the mob when he acts as Mayor Quimby's bodyguard. Featuring the guest voice of Mark Hamill. (S10, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Viva Ned Flanders Homer shows Flanders how to enjoy life by taking him to Las Vegas. (S10, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Wild Barts can't be Broken The children of Springfield rebel after Wiggum enforces a curfew. Featuring the guest voice of Cyndi Lauper. (S10, ep 11) Also in HD 
20:00Football's Funniest Moments 5 New & Exclusive. From Gary Neville's stint at Valencia to Alan Pardew's dance moves, fans choose football's funniest moments. With David James, Jamie Carragher and Paul Whitehouse. Also in HD 
21:00New: Magnum P.I. New & Exclusive. The Cat who Cried Wolf: There's moggies and murder for Magnum as the hunt for a girl's missing cat leads our charming PI to a dead FBI agent. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
22:00Rob & Romesh Vs... ...Country Music. New & Exclusive. There's more laughs as mates Rob and Romesh meet up with Shania Twain, head to Nashville and perform their very own country song. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own This week, James Corden and co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
00:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Devon/Cornwall Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police as they wage war against crime. This week's fix focuses on police in Devon and Cornwall. (S1, ep 3) 
01:00Air Ambulance ER Pressure mounts as teams race to the scene of a traffic accident when a family car plummets into a ravine. Concerns grow, too, for an injured jockey. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:00Babylon 5 Into The Fire Sheridan is trapped in a battle between the Vorlons and the Shadows. Londo ends the Centauris' alliance with the Shadows for good. (S4, ep 6) 
03:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell as he explores the absurdity of current events, chats to British film legend Richard Curtis, and visits the museum of happiness with Lou Sanders. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
04:00Road Wars Dog handler Darryl attempts to defuse a pub fight, the Tactical Aid Group execute two flat raids and the Road Crime Unit are in hot pursuit of a dangerous driver. (S7, ep 3) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Farnsworth Parabox The Planet Express crew goes to a parallel universe made accessible by Professor Farnsworth's latest experiment. (S5, ep 10) 
05:30Futurama 300 Big Boys When every Earthican receives a windfall of three hundred dollars, each decides to spend it in a unique way. (S5, ep 11) 
06:00Monkey Life Last in series. New arrival Mimi gets to meet her first grown up and chimp Buxom demonstrates raspberries can be part of a perfectly balanced diet. (S10, ep 20) Also in HD