This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, May 25 2013

06:00Don't Stop Me Now The tongue-in-cheek talent show continues to tickle as another array of acts step into the spotlight. Mount Pleasant star Sally Lindsay stops by the studio too. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
07:00Futurama Bender's Big Score Part 1: Hermes loses his head in a lethal limbo contest, the Earth is invaded by email-scamming aliens and the key to time travel may be located on Fry's backside. Also in HD 
07:30Futurama Bender's Big Score Part 2: The email-scamming aliens start looting history for its treasures, Leela's romance continues to bloom and a heartbroken Fry returns to the year 2000. Also in HD 
08:00Futurama Bender's Big Score Part 3: The sticky-fingered aliens now own everything on Earth, an unexpected guest gate-crashes Fry's memorial service and Leela accepts Lars' marriage proposal. Also in HD 
08:30Futurama Bender's Big Score Part 4: Satirical and silly, this space story comes to a close as Fry, Bender, Leela et al do blazing battle with the sticky-fingered aliens. Who will come out top? Also in HD 
09:00WWE Superstars WWE Superstars brings you matches involving wrestlers from both Raw and Smackdown. See all your favourite WWE stars in action, including John Cena, Rey Mysterio and The Undertaker. Also in HD 
10:00Soccer A.M Helen Chamberlain and Max Rushden are joined by studio guests for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features and all the latest from the worlds of soccer and showbiz. Also in HD 
12:00The Middle Christmas Help Mike gets Grinchy when he helps his brother move some furniture, and Frankie hatches a plan to buy her Christmas presents. Norm Macdonald guests. (S4, ep 9) Also in HD 
12:30The Middle Twenty Years A paranoid Frankie is concerned as her 20th anniversary to Mike approaches. Elsewhere, Brick short-circuits when Axl spoils the ending to his book. (S4, ep 10) Also in HD 
13:00The Middle Life Skills The Hecks return to continue season four. Axl isn't impressed when he's teamed up with Sue on a class project. Frankie and Mike battle an insurance company. (S4, ep 11) Also in HD 
13:30The Middle One Kid At A Time Frankie and Mike dedicate each day of a three-day weekend to one of their kids and there's everything from paintballing to sci-fi on the itinerary. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
14:00The Middle The Friend Mike is less than pleased when Frankie sets him up on an adult play date with a new neighbour. Sue & the Wrestlerettes take on the cheerleaders in a cheer-off. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD 
14:30The Middle The Smile While Sue conducts an experiment to prove that smiling is contagious, Axl nervously waits on what he hopes will be his college acceptance letter. (S4, ep 14) Also in HD 
15:00The Middle Valentine's Day IV On the most romantic day of the year, Axl launches a new business venture - breaking up with girls on behalf of guys who don't want to do it themselves. (S4, ep 15) Also in HD 
15:30The Middle Winners And Losers While Frankie worries about Brick's safety on a three-day school trip to Chicago, Sue discovers that Axl's best friend Darrin has feelings for her. (S4, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:00The Middle Wheel Of Pain Frankie & Mike are determined to find out who is responsible for a broken window. Frankie must impress her dental assisting school teacher (Jane Kaczmarek). (S4, ep 17) Also in HD 
16:30The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help out around the house, but finds the Hecks too chaotic for her organised ways. Sue hopes to change her middle name from Sue. (S4, ep 18) Also in HD New. 
17:00Modern Family See You Next Fall In this penultimate instalment, a chain of events, involving Botox and a tantrum or two, mean the family may miss Alex's graduation from middle school. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD 
17:30Modern Family The One That Got Away It's time to part ways with the Dunphys, Pritchetts and Pritchett-Tuckers in this second season finale. Plans to celebrate Jay's birthday go awry... (S2, ep 24) Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons At Long Last Leave Crack open the Duff beers as the cartoon classic celebrates its milestone 500th episode by evicting Homer and co from Springfield. (Season 23, episode 14) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Last Of The Red Hat Mamas A lonely Marge joins a women's group who plan to steal one million dollars from Mr Burns. 
19:00Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie Temperatures rise as big boss Ken and legions of angry bakers take to the streets to protest against the 'Pasty Tax', before Greggs faces its biggest-ever crisis. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD New. 
20:00An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington's journey begins in the Far East. As well as casting his verdict on The Great Wall of China, he immerses himself in the culture with laugh-out-loud results. (1/8) Also in HD 
21:00Eddie Izzard's Mandela Marathons Actor and comedian Eddie Izzard pays tribute to Nelson Mandela and his extraordinary story by attempting to complete 27 marathons across South Africa in just 27 days. (Ep 1 of 2) Also in HD New. 
22:00The Fly II Film The prodigious son of a half-man, half-fly inventor takes up the work of his late father, but soon experiences a worrying transformation. Horror sequel with Eric Stoltz. (1989)(105 mins) Also in HD 
00:05Revolution New & Exclusive. Nobody's Fault But Mine: The gang's quest to rescue Danny takes them to the centre of the Militia's lair where Miles and Monroe finally come face to face. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
01:05Strike Back When American troops are targeted and killed by British air support in Afghanistan, John Porter is dispatched to locate the man responsible. Richard Armitage & Ewen Bremner star. (5/6) Also in HD 
02:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police get into the driving seat in the fight against crime. Follow officers as they deal with robberies, street fights and domestic violence. Strong language. 
03:00UK Border Force 2 The UK Border Agency is an uninvited guest at sham weddings taking place up and down the country. Meanwhile, a Brazilian wanting to see his Brit hubby is stopped at Heathrow. (3/10) Also in HD 
04:00Airline Check in for the popular documentary's ninth series, charting all the highs and lows of the passengers, ground workers and onboard staff of EasyJet. (S9, ep 9) 
04:30Airline Check in for the popular documentary's ninth series, charting all the highs and lows of the passengers, ground workers and onboard staff of EasyJet. (S9, ep 10) 
05:00Airline Check in for the popular documentary's ninth series, charting the highs and lows of the passengers, ground workers and onboard staff of EasyJet. (S9, ep 11) 
05:30Airline Check in for the popular documentary's ninth series, charting the highs and lows of the passengers, ground workers and onboard staff of EasyJet. (S9, ep 12) 
06:00The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking from Reverend Robert Schuller in his colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD