This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Tuesday, April 24 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Point Of No Return Colonel O'Neill meets a strange man who inexplicably possesses intimate knowledge of the Stargate programme. (S4, ep 11) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 Tangent A test flight of a recovered Goa'uld death glider goes awry, sending Teal'c and O'Neill hurtling into space. (S4, ep 12) 
08:00Relic Hunter Possessed Sydney and Nigel go in search of Zeus' sacred sundial. Problems arise, however, in the form of some heated female vampires whose love is quite literally deadly. (S1, ep 20) 
09:00Fat Families Tough taskmaster Steve Miller attempts to work his weight loss magic on the Jeapes. Can the supersize clan successfully fight the flab, or will their bad habits refuse to die? (2/6) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Participants embark on emotional journeys to transform their bodies. Chris continues to help a 32-year-old mother to lose weight and change her life. (S4, ep 2) 
11:00Sun, Sea And A&E Drowning Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 3) 
12:00Monkey Life Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5) 
12:30Monkey Life A big decision must be made when alpha male Hananya continues to exhibit violent behaviour. Chimps Simon and Eveline, meanwhile, compete in a swing-off. (S3, ep 6) 
13:00Monkey Life A baby chimp tries to prove he is grown up enough to go it alone. The Bachelor Boys' reputation, meanwhile, takes a hit when they become frightened of a new toy. (S3, ep 7) 
13:30Monkey Life Celebrations are in order when golden-cheeked gibbon Zoey introduces a new member of the family. The mood sours, though, after a fight breaks out among the capuchins. (S3, ep 8) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 9) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 10) 
15:00Sanctuary Icebreaker Henry and a UK-based Sanctuary team investigate a gruesome murder on board a stranded icebreaker in the Bering Sea. (S4, ep 7) 
16:00Stargate Universe Deliverance Destiny is under alien attack and the pressure is on Rush and Eli to concoct a plan. (S2, ep 11) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Midway When Ronon comes under review by the IOA, Carter asks Teal'c to mentor him, but the appraisal is put on hold when the Wraith target the Midway station. (S4, ep 17) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Chimera Despite a fatal track record with men, Sam becomes romantically involved with a Denver cop. Meanwhile, Osiris visits Daniel in his sleep. (S7, ep 15) 
19:00Relic Hunter Arthur's Cross Sydney tracks down a relic and uncovers the truth behind a murder. The evidence shows that the homicide weapon may be a relic from King Arthur. (S3, ep 17) 
20:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Schott through the Heart: A copycat Toyman strikes, forcing Winn to team up with his estranged mum (Oscar-nominated Lady Bird star Laurie Metcalf). (S3, ep 14) 
21:00Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. Ex Parte: The BAU takes charge of a hostage situation at a law firm in D.C., where Matt Simmons' wife, Kristy, works. (S13, ep 19) 
22:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. Clamorous Night: The team faces a deadly threat on all of their lives. Roman's allegiances are tested. (S3, ep 18) 
23:00The Flash New & Exclusive. Lose Yourself: Ralph considers crossing a dangerous line when he and Barry find a way into The Thinker's lair. Harry's behaviour starts to worry Joe. (S4, ep 18) 
00:00The Blacklist New & Exclusive. Anna-Gracia Duerte: A member of the Nash Syndicate meets an untimely end, giving Liz, Red and the gang a potential chance to bring down Ian Garvey. (S5, ep 17) 
01:00Late Late Show Best Of The... ... Week with James Corden. New & Exclusive. James meets Ice Cube and Craig David in highlights from the past week of his hit show. Plus, look out for a sketch featuring Victoria Beckham. 
02:00Chicago Fire New & Exclusive. When They See Us Coming: When the FBI takes over Firehouse 51 for an undercover mission, Casey and Severide volunteer to assist with the investigation. (S6, ep 18) 
03:00The Real A & E A tiny spot on his toe leads to a diabetic losing half his leg, and a birthday weekend walk ends in disaster when a mum is left in agony after slipping in the mud. (S3, ep 10) 
03:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 1) 
04:00Sun, Sea And A&E Swine Flu Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 2) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Sonny, Chocolate & Cinnamon and Boo A psychologist calls in the big guns when her pet pug and pet pig get a little rowdy and Cesar helps an emotionally scarred German shepherd. (S2, ep 2) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 The Curse After the death of his mentor, Daniel Jackson is reunited with a friend and a foe from his past. (S4, ep 13)