| 06:00 | Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? |
| 07:00 | The Real A & E Medics come to the aid of a window cleaner who broke both his legs after jumping over a stream, and an injured motorcyclist. Meanwhile, a footballer requires some assistance. |
| 08:00 | Crash Test Dummies More crazy capers from the boys in Dummyworld. Steve and Dan set about causing more destruction as they test anything and everything to breaking point. |
| 09:00 | Brainiac: Science Abuse Brainiac answers more crucial science questions: what's sick all about? Does eating chocolate make you spotty? And the intrepid Jon Tickle goes down the pub to test hangover cures. |
| 10:00 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. |
| 10:30 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. New. |
| 11:00 | Missing Mums: Lorraine Kelly... ... Investigates. Lorraine Kelly helps more families search for their missing mums. The family of May Ferns are desperate to track her down after she went missing while out shopping. |
| 12:00 | Don't Forget The Lyrics More hopefuls step into the spotlight and sing to the sound of a possible $1million. How will they fare against the tongue-tying tunes? Wayne Brady hosts. |
| 13:00 | The Real A & E The insightful documentary draws to a close. A 61-year-old man finds himself at the centre of a huge airlift rescue during a day out with his wife, and a BMX stunt goes badly wrong. |
| 14:00 | Customs UK In Dover, a giant X-ray machine helps officers tackle industrial-scale smugglers hoping to hide amongst the thousands of trucks flooding through the port each day. |
| 14:30 | Customs UK A ton of cannabis concealed in a truck is discovered at Dover and an intimate search gets to the bottom of a suspected heroin smuggler at Gatwick. |
| 15:00 | Liza And Huey's Pet Nation This week, comedian Joe Pasquale joins Liza and Huey on the Pet Nation sofa, along with Jo Jo his African Grey Parrot and Gypsy his German Shepherd. (7/10) |
| 16:00 | Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Boyfriend
Lois and Malcolm are suspicious when battle-axe Ida announces she's getting married and moving to Hong Kong. Something's not quite right, but what? |
| 16:30 | Malcolm In The Middle Softball
Malcolm joins the Lucky Aide softball team to get out of working the early shift with Lois. Unfortunately, Lois is coaching the team which spells doom for poor Malcolm. |
| 17:00 | Oops TV 2 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. |
| 18:00 | Stargate SG-1 Gemini
A duplicate of Colonel Carter seeks help from Stargate Command in defeating the Replicator Fifth. She claims they've found a way to counter the Asgard's new weapon. |
| 19:00 | Stargate SG-1 Prometheus Unbound
Claudia Black (Farscape) is terrific as Vala, a former Goa'uld host who is trying to save her people from enslavement. She and Daniel Jackson spar on the Prometheus. |
| 20:00 | Simpsons The Day The Violence Died
Bart and Lisa help a down-and-out man who claims to have invented cartoon violence. Featuring the guest voices of Kirk Douglas and Suzanne Somers. |
| 20:30 | Simpsons Homer's Odyssey
Reminiscent of "It's A Wonderful Life", Homer contemplates suicide when he loses his job. |
| 21:00 | The Fast And The Furious Film
Vin Diesel crunches gears and burns rubber as LA's top car criminal. Relentless, tyre-squealing action that leaves the competition splattered on the windscreen. (2001)(108 mins) |
| 23:05 | Vet Adventures Peru
Luke's animal adventure continues in Peru. Here, he encounters the highly endangered Amazonian manatee before enjoying an eventful trip down the Amazon river. (2/5) New. |
| 00:05 | Conspiracies... Iraq
Simon Reeve delves into a new conspiracy theory, this time looking into the motivation behind the US and Britain's involvement in Iraq. New. |
| 01:05 | Conspiracies... The Kennedys
No other American family is enveloped in such mystery and rumour. Simon Reeve examines the conspiracy theories surrounding JFK and his loved ones. |
| 02:00 | Stargate SG-1 Affinity
Teal'c becomes the chief suspect in a murder investigation after he moves into an apartment off-base. Carter considers her future with Pete. |
| 02:50 | Street Wars Join Medway Police's Tactical Unit as they answer calls and tackle street crime. Footage of real life criminals caught on tape with some strong language. |
| 03:40 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. |
| 04:05 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. |
| 04:30 | The 4400 Being Tom Baldwin
Diana arrests Tom for the murder of TJ Kim, and witnesses can place him at the scene. But Tom has no recollection of what he has been told. Is he being set up? |
| 05:30 | Wedding S.O.S Emotionally charged series following no-nonsense celebrity wedding planner Jane Dayus-Hinch as she attempts to ease wedding woes and make getting hitched hitch free. |
| 06:00 | Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? |
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