| 06:00 | Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? |
| 07:00 | The Real A & E Series exposing the reality of life and death in the UK's biggest A&E department. Paramedics race to the scene of a car crash and treat a woman who has put a knife through her hand. |
| 07:30 | The Real A & E Paramedics race into action after a gas canister explodes in a demolition worker's face, a man falls two storeys from a ladder onto his head and a young girl is badly bitten by a dog. |
| 08:00 | Brainiac: Science Abuse Jon Tickle does the science of wee; Richard Hammond goes to the dogs; we play darts while being electrocuted and caravan golf reaches a gripping climax. A mighty series finale. |
| 09:00 | Bones The Man In The Bear
Sparky detective duo Brennan and Booth investigate a human arm found in the stomach of a black bear. |
| 10:00 | Bondi Vet Welcome to the world of Dr Chris Brown, one of Sydney's busiest veterinarians. The tanned animal doctor comes to the aid of a hit and run victim and a lorikeet learning to fly. |
| 10:30 | Bondi Vet Welcome to the world of Dr Chris Brown, one of Sydney's busiest veterinarians. The animal lover tends to a sick kitten and heads to the bush to deal with a difficult birth. |
| 11:00 | Oops TV 2 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. |
| 12:00 | Don't Forget The Lyrics More hopefuls step into the spotlight and sing to the sound of a possible $1million. How will they fare against the tongue-tying tunes? Wayne Brady hosts. |
| 13:00 | The Real A & E A day at the beach ends in disaster when a day tripper mysteriously collapses, and a rugby player lands himself in hospital with a dislocated shoulder for the third time in a row. |
| 13:30 | The Real A & E A biker is left struggling to breathe after a crash sends him flying through the air; and what started as a prank ends in disaster for a young boy who falls through a garage roof. New. |
| 14:00 | Project Runway The Emmy-nominated reality series enters new territory this week: menswear. As the challenge sends the majority of the designers into a blind panic, the show descends into chaos. |
| 15:00 | Bones A Boy In A Bush
Detective Booth and anthropologist Brennan investigate the assault and murder of a boy found in a field. Scientific drama with added chemistry. |
| 16:00 | Malcolm In The Middle Polly In The Middle
A love triangle develops when Hal and Lois set Polly up with Abe and Craig. A bucket of Gatorade juice dampens the fires of passion, but she must choose. |
| 16:30 | Futurama The world flips upside down, sucking everyone into Bender's imaginary Dungeons & Dragons universe, where Fry embarks on a mission to destroy the anti-crystal. Suitably surreal. (3/4) |
| 17:00 | Oops TV 2 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. |
| 18:00 | Stargate SG-1 Avalon (Part 1 of 2): Stargate leaps through the portal for its ninth series. New recruit Cameron Mitchell is stunned by an instant promotion, and soon finds himself led astray. |
| 19:00 | Stargate SG-1 Avalon (Part 2 of 2): Still bound together by the Jaffa bracelets, Daniel Jackson and Vala are transported to a galaxy populated by worshippers of a strange authority. |
| 20:00 | Simpsons Great Louse Detective
When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) is released from prison to help identify the culprit before he strikes again. |
| 20:30 | Simpsons Special Edna
When Mrs Krabappel is nominated for Teacher of the Year, the Simpsons attend the ceremony. But fearing he may lose her, Skinner asks Bart to sabotage the affair. |
| 21:00 | The Hades Factor Stephen Dorff stars as one of the medical experts battling a bio-terrorist attack. Scores of people across America are killed by an unknown, lethal virus. Thrilling drama. (Part 1 of 2) |
| 22:50 | An Idiot Abroad: The Preview Show A look ahead to the laugh-out-loud factual entertainment series. Alongside exclusive footage, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant quiz Karl Pilkington about his forthcoming travels. |
| 23:20 | Vet Adventures Nepal
Luke Gamble's crusade to help animals in need continues in Nepal. As well as wrestling with the county's animal welfare issues, the vet gets hands-on with hairy yaks. (3/5) New. |
| 00:20 | Football's Greatest The start of a series looking back at the lives and careers of some of world football's superstars. This episode looks at some of the players who could be considered football's greatest. |
| 01:30 | Stargate SG-1 Threads
For the second time, Daniel is faced with a very difficult decision. Plus, O'Neill hits it off with a new staff member and Carter has doubts about Pete. Isaac Hayes guest stars. |
| 02:30 | Road Wars Road Wars skids to a halt in this action-packed, adrenaline fuelled finale. Tonight's endeavours include a high-speed pursuit and a dodgy drug stakeout. Last in series. |
| 03:20 | Street Wars Join Medway's Police Tactical Unit as they answer calls and tackle street crime. Footage of real life criminals caught on tape with some strong language. |
| 04:10 | Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty. |
| 04:35 | The 4400 Blink
Tom and Diana literally come face to face with their pasts when they ingest a hallucinogen. But who drugged them? Isabelle decides that she wants to marry Shawn. Spooky drama. |
| 05:30 | Wedding S.O.S Emotionally charged series following no-nonsense celebrity wedding planner Jane Dayus-Hinch as she attempts to ease wedding woes and make getting hitched hitch free. |
| 06:00 | Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? |
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