This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, May 20 2013

06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Get that lab coat out. Richard Hammond and Jon Tickle oversee more scientific tomfoolery with inadvisable experiments, and explosive investigations. Take cover! 
07:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Angela climbs on board an air ambulance in Devon and scrambles to the rescue of a man who has fallen off his horse. Meanwhile, in Wales, a girls' night out goes wrong. (S2, ep 7) 
08:00Dream Lives For Sale This week, Jonnie is on hand to help a family determined to build a life and business in Tenerife. Can our affable expert find the enterprise that meets all their requirements? (5/8) 
09:00The Middle Get Your Business Done Inspired by a pastor's rousing sermon, Frankie encourages the family to fulfil their destinies. While Sue starts a business, Brick wants a new bed. (S3, ep 20) 
09:30The Middle The Guidance Counselor Sue finds a kindred spirit in her awkward school guidance counsellor, while Brick makes a call to the White House. Whoopi Goldberg guest stars. (S3, ep 21) 
10:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
10:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
12:00UK Border Force 2 The UK Border Agency is an uninvited guest at sham weddings taking place up and down the country. Meanwhile, a Brazilian wanting to see his Brit hubby is stopped at Heathrow. (3/10) 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Missing Callen and co launch into action when one of their own, Dom, is kidnapped. Can they track down his captors, or is there a tragic twist in the tale? (S1, ep 13) 
14:00Dog Squad Series following sniffer dog teams at the UK's ports and airports, as they come face-to-face with smugglers, bootleggers and angry passengers in their fight to control our borders. 
14:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Ld50 When five dead bodies are found in a warehouse, the team find themselves on the trail of a deadly bio-weapon and a dealer named 'The Dutchman'. Sweaty-palmed stuff. (S1, ep 14) 
16:00Luton Airport A convoy of contractors take over Luton Airport's airfield at night and must race against time to resurface the runway. Meanwhile, a rugby team liven up the departure lounge. (Part 8 of 9) 
16:30Luton Airport The England football team pass through the airport on their way to the World Cup in Germany, but a fire alarm evacuation means some passengers miss their flights. (Part 9 of 9) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Reckoning The Jaffa Resistance assembles an army to retake a holy city. Plus, Baal seeks help from Earth when he is faced with a threat common to both parties. (Part 2 of 2) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Threads For the second time, Daniel is faced with a very difficult decision. Plus, O'Neill hits it off with a new staff member and Carter has doubts about Pete. Isaac Hayes guest stars. 
19:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
19:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
20:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Angela climbs on board an air ambulance in Devon and scrambles to the rescue of a man who has fallen off his horse. Meanwhile, in Wales, a girls' night out goes wrong. (S2, ep 7) 
21:00Ashley Banjo's Dancing Darts... ...Players. New. Diversity and Dartversity are reunited. Ashley Banjo and the boys are about to embark on their biggest tour yet and, for one night only, they'll be joined by a special act. 
22:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Climb Mount Fuji Karl ticks off his final 'thing to do', a 15-hour trek to the summit of Mount Fuji in Japan. He also figures out what he really wants to do before he dies... (7/8) 
23:00Inside... Documentary series taking an in-depth look at secure institutions in the US. In this instalment, cameras go behind the walls of Tennessee Prison for Women. 
00:00Ross Kemp: Extreme World Join Ross Kemp as he travels to the Democratic Republic of Congo to take an unapologetically unflinching look at the decade-long war between the Congolese and Hutu militia. (2/5) 
01:00Fringe The Last Sam Weiss In the penultimate instalment of the trippy drama's third season, Olivia joins forces with Sam Weiss to stop the devastation spreading Over Here. (S3, ep 21) 
01:50Cop Squad Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (7/10) 
02:40Cop Squad Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (8/10) New. 
03:30Big Trouble In Thailand Hard-hitting documentary series following the drama of British tourists who fall foul of Thai law and customs, as well as the people who police them. 
04:20Road Wars The full-throttle documentary series continues. Dog handler Steve puts the leash on a drink-driver and the Road Crime Unit apprehend a wanted burglar. Strong language. 
05:10Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? 
06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Hold on to those eyebrows, Richard Hammond and Jon Tickle are back in the laboratory with more explosive experiments and scientific mayhem.