This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Saturday, August 18 2018

06:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 2) 
07:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 3) 
08:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 4) 
09:00Stargate SG-1 Children Of The Gods (Part 1 of 2): In the first episode, Colonel O'Neill is called out of retirement to lead a military unit on the first of many missions through the Stargate. (S1, ep 1) 
10:00Stargate SG-1 Children Of The Gods (Part 2 of 2): The new SG-1 team continue their search for Jackson's wife Sha're. (S1, ep 2) 
11:00Stargate SG-1 The Enemy Within Doctors discover that a Goa'uld larva has attached itself to Kawalsky's brain and the soldier must undergo a risky operation. (S1, ep 3) 
12:00Stargate SG-1 Emancipation Captain Samantha Carter fights for equality and true love on a planet where the women are treated as property. (S1, ep 4) 
13:00Stargate SG-1 Broca Divide After returning from a new planet of primitives, O'Neill and the SG-1 team undergo a startling transformation. (S1, ep 5) 
14:00Stargate SG-1 The First Commandment O'Neill and the SG-1 team investigate the disappearance of SG-9, only to discover that Captain Jonas Hanson is ruling the planet like a vengeful god. (S1, ep 6) 
15:00Stargate SG-1 Cold Lazarus O'Neill is knocked out and replaced by an alien double while on a mission. (S1, ep 7) 
16:00A Town Called Eureka Once In A Lifetime Stark is given a chance to try the top-secret artefact. When it's tested, Eureka warps into the future and ends up in 2010... Quirky drama. Last in series. (S1, ep 12) 
17:00A Town Called Eureka Phoenix Rising The quirky drama returns for a second series as the scientific geniuses of Eureka face the prospect of a nuclear bomb. (S2, ep 1) 
18:00A Town Called Eureka Try, Try Again Nathan Stark's experiments of last series come back to haunt him when the town is hit by a series of sudden deaths. (S2, ep 2) 
19:00A Town Called Eureka Unpredictable A meteorological nightmare threatens the inhabitants of Eureka as the town is struck by gale-force winds and giant hailstones. Who is playing God with the weather? (S2, ep 3) 
20:00A Town Called Eureka Games People Play As if one Eureka wasn't enough, now we discover there are two. Jack is catapulted into a virtual world, but one that is soon to become a nightmare. (S2, ep 4) 
21:00Stan Lee's Lucky Man New & Exclusive. Harry spots a golden chance to bring down Blake. But he risks everything when he turns to gambling to fund his sting. (S3, ep 5) 
22:00NCIS: Los Angeles Archangel The pressure is on as the NCIS are tasked with tracking down Matt Driscoll, a member of the Navy who has been leaking highly confidential information... (S2, ep 13) 
23:00NCIS: Los Angeles Lockup It's all about espionage as Sam goes undercover in prison to investigate a highly secretive terror group. Callen uncovers and pursues a clue to his past as well. (S2, ep 14) 
00:00NCIS: Los Angeles Tin Soldiers Callen finds himself embroiled in a case involving a shipment of counterfeit computer chips and a former KGB operative who could hold the key to his past. (S2, ep 1) 
01:00NCIS: Los Angeles Empty Quiver Callen and Sam go undercover as California Highway Patrol officers and are embroiled in a complex case involving a nuclear warhead and a race against the clock. (S2, ep 16) 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles Personal Deeks' morning takes a dramatic detour when he's shot during a convenience store robbery. All is not as it seems, however, when Callen and Sam investigate. (S2, ep 17) 
03:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 8) 
04:00Monkey Life A baby chimp tries to prove he is grown up enough to go it alone. The Bachelor Boys' reputation, meanwhile, takes a hit when they become frightened of a new toy. (S3, ep 7) 
04:30Monkey Life Celebrations are in order when golden-cheeked gibbon Zoey introduces a new member of the family. The mood sours, though, after a fight breaks out among the capuchins. (S3, ep 8) 
05:00Monkey Life Baby woolly monkey Paulo meets his new family for the first time, and pregnant orangutan Amy gets to grips with a breast pump. (S3, ep 9) 
05:30Monkey Life A shock is in store for chimps Ben and Pip when they have another encounter with Hananya. Piquita, meanwhile, is the centre of attention in the woolly monkey enclosure. (S3, ep 10) 
06:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S1, ep 8)