This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Tmf on Wednesday, May 29 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Official UK Top 20 Exclusive first look at the biggest selling songs of the week as we reveal the winners and losers of the race to the Official UK Number one spot! 
11:00US Hits Of The 10s: Official... ...Top 50. Join us for a look at fifty of the best American anthems of the 10s. 
16:00The Penguins of Madagascar Skipper goes on the run to avoid facing his fears in 'Needle Point', and in 'Eclipsed', King Julien thinks that the sky spirits are angry at him, so he starts acting extra-nice to everyone. 
16:30The Penguins of Madagascar Mort grows super-big and super-strong in 'Mort Unbound', and then in 'Roomies', Marlene gets a new roommate - which is exciting at first, until it just becomes disgusting. 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air There's The Rub, Part 1. Will must judge who makes the best stuffing in the family. Hilary & Carlton learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving, & Will's cure for Phil's back pain lands them both in jail. 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air There's The Rub, Part 2. Will must judge who makes the best stuffing in the family. Hilary & Carlton learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving, & Will's cure for Phil's back pain lands them both in jail. 
18:00My Wife And Kids Junior forges a failing math test grade and when Jay and Michael find out, they seek to make him confess. 
18:30My Wife And Kids Junior gets a tutor and Michael fears that Junior is attracted to her. 
19:00My Super Sweet 16 Bjorn is a divo who wants to have a hot fashion party at his local mall. But will nerves and being seriously late ruin his party? 
19:30My Super Sweet 16 Can Cinderella Cindy get two dresses, get the party hall paid off in time and reel in a Prince Charming in time for her 16th birthday party? 
20:00Caged The pressure is on as Daniel fights to come back from his knockout on the anniversary of Hannah's death. 
21:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air There's The Rub, Part 1. Will must judge who makes the best stuffing in the family. Hilary & Carlton learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving, & Will's cure for Phil's back pain lands them both in jail. 
21:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air There's The Rub, Part 2. Will must judge who makes the best stuffing in the family. Hilary & Carlton learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving, & Will's cure for Phil's back pain lands them both in jail. 
22:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of LA, Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini" and Ryan Dunn tempts immerses himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
22:30Jackass Chris Pontius puts on his best leopard print G-string to wrestle some alligators in Florida, and Johnny Knoxville lets the winds of peace rush through his body at a yoga class. 
23:00Dirty Sanchez Three mates from the Welsh valleys & one warped Southerner are united by a total disregard for their own personal safety as they perform stunts such as 'ashtray puke'. Series 1, Episode 5. 
23:30Dirty Sanchez Three mates from the Welsh valleys and one warped Southerner are united by a total disregard for their own personal safety as they perform stunts such as 'safety-pinned lips'. Series 1, Episode 6. 
00:00Guy Code We learn when it's appropriate to cry, how to drink like a man, the unspoken rules of karaoke and what kind of bath and shower products a guy should use. 
00:30Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-head When Van Driessen takes the class on a field trip to a military base, it's Beavis and Butt-Head in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on a Middle Eastern mission. 
01:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of LA, Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini" and Ryan Dunn tempts immerses himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
01:30Jackass Chris Pontius puts on his best leopard print G-string to wrestle some alligators in Florida, and Johnny Knoxville lets the winds of peace rush through his body at a yoga class. 
02:00Viva The Hits! Find the very biggest hits from your favourite artists all in one place. The perfect mixture of future smashes, pop classics and the biggest superstars around! Join us as we say Viva The Hits! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.