This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Thursday, September 2 2010

03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:05Bread The Boswells, a family of loveable rogues, duck and dive through life in Liverpool. Shifty tries to get rid of a gold brooch. Adrian signs up as a model. 
06:35Just Good Friends The fates are still toying with the destinies of our hero and heroine in the rom-com. Penny and Vince return from an unexpected rendezvous in Paris to pursue their separate careers. 
07:05Last of the Summer Wine Ferret Come Home Vintage sitcom with some lovely scenery and the three aging Yorkshire lads. Compo's passion for Nora Batty clashes with his concern for his missing ferret. 
07:40Bread Fun with Liverpool's answer to 'Only Fools and Horses', with the ducking and diving family. Shifty goes on a date. Billy gets a shock when he reads Julie's letter. 
08:20Just Good Friends Paul Nicholas and Jan Francis star in the excellent romantic comedy. As Penny recovers from her last meeting with Vince, a chance encounter threatens to complicate matters further. 
09:00Last of the Summer Wine Getting on Sidney's Wire The long-running show with the three old devils of Yorkshire. This time, the trio's attempts to do some handy work around the cafe are doomed to failure. 
09:40As Time Goes By Gentle comedy with the classy coupling of Judi Dench and sitcom legend Geoffrey Palmer. Lionel's script makes the big time on American TV, but how will it be received? 
10:20Keeping Up Appearances Early Retirement The upwardly mobile Hyacinth Bucket would strike fear into the hearts of most of the male species. Pity hubby Richard as she makes plans for his early retirement. 
11:00Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em Betty has to break the news to Frank that she is pregnant. Having lost his previous job, Frank goes for a job at a holiday camp, pitching himself as a ventriloquist - oh dear! 
11:40Last of the Summer Wine A Chaise Longue Too Far Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom. Glenda's unwanted anniversary present proves to have a number of uses - especially when Howard gets locked in his bedroom. 
12:20Last of the Summer Wine Exercising Father's Bicycle More farcical fun in the world's longest running sitcom. Keen to follow in his father's footsteps, Tom foolishly listens to Clegg and Truly's stories. 
13:00The Green Green Grass Hay Fever Only Fools and Horses spin-off in which Boycie takes centre stage. Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school. And why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn? 
13:40Only Fools and Horses Strangers on the Shore One of the last episodes of the nation's favourite sitcom. The Trotters try to raise cash on a trip to France, but they don't bargain on some unexpected cargo. 
15:20Only Fools and Horses Wanted Rodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he goes to help a drunken woman who thanks him by screaming 'Rape'! Rodders panics, and legs it - then goes into hiding. 
16:00As Time Goes By Gentle comedy with the classy coupling of Judi Dench and sitcom legend Geoffrey Palmer. Lionel's script makes the big time on American TV, but how will it be received? 
16:40Keeping Up Appearances Early Retirement The upwardly mobile Hyacinth Bucket would strike fear into the hearts of most of the male species. Pity hubby Richard as she makes plans for his early retirement. 
17:20Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em Betty has to break the news to Frank that she is pregnant. Having lost his previous job, Frank goes for a job at a holiday camp, pitching himself as a ventriloquist - oh dear! 
18:00Last of the Summer Wine A Chaise Longue Too Far Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom. Glenda's unwanted anniversary present proves to have a number of uses - especially when Howard gets locked in his bedroom. 
18:40Last of the Summer Wine Exercising Father's Bicycle More farcical fun in the world's longest running sitcom. Keen to follow in his father's footsteps, Tom foolishly listens to Clegg and Truly's stories. 
19:20The Green Green Grass Hay Fever Only Fools and Horses spin-off in which Boycie takes centre stage. Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school. And why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn? 
20:00Heroes of Comedy: Kenneth Williams A tribute to the explosive energy and rapier wit of Kenneth Williams, whose extrovert persona enlivened many of the Carry On films. With John Sessions and Nigel Havers. 
21:00Only Fools and Horses Sleepless in Peckham A special Christmas comeback episode of the nation's favourite sitcom. The Trotters find themselves owing a large amount of money to the Inland Revenue. 
22:40Only Fools and Horses The Miracle of Peckham Del springs into action, alerting the world's media, when the statue of the Virgin Mary at his local church begins to weep real holy tears - open yer wallets! 
23:20Early Doors Comedy series set in a spit-and-sawdust Manchester public house. It's Mel's 21st and the regulars look forward to a free buffet. Joe discovers the perks of being a DJ. 
00:00Comedy Map of Britain A humorous journey around the UK. This programme travels around Wales and on to Birmingham in the company of local talents Paul Merton, Max Boyce and Julie Walters. 
01:00Early Doors Sitcom set in a small Manchester pub, written by The Royle Family's Craig Cash. The Grapes' regulars rack their brains at quiz night, with the chance to win a box of chocolates! 
01:35Early Doors Comedy series set in a spit-and-sawdust Manchester public house. It's Mel's 21st and the regulars look forward to a free buffet. Joe discovers the perks of being a DJ. 
02:10Comedy Map of Britain A humorous journey around the UK. This programme travels around Wales and on to Birmingham in the company of local talents Paul Merton, Max Boyce and Julie Walters. 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Bread Fun with Liverpool's answer to 'Only Fools and Horses', with the ducking and diving family. Shifty goes on a date. Billy gets a shock when he reads Julie's letter.