This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, September 18 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:25Lucky Feller Breaking the Ice 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. A first date doesn't go exactly to plan. S1 Ep3 
07:55A Sharp Intake of Breath Your Move David Jason's everyman Peter Barnes returns for a farcical slice of life. Sheila finds the house of her dreams, but Peter risks being seen as an intruder. S2 Ep1 
08:30A Sharp Intake of Breath Another Little Drink Vintage sitcom starring David Jason. Peter promises Sheila a night out at the pictures, but gets stuck in the pub car park. S2 Ep4 
09:00Chef! England Expects Gareth tries to prove himself a worthy chef by entering an international cookery competition in France. Will he win and make his respected culinary peers eat sauteed crow? S2 Ep7 
09:35As Time Goes By Future Imperfect Sitcom god Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench ooze class in the charming comedy series. Lionel admits to Jean that he has neglected to make any pension plans. S8 Ep5 
10:15Last of the Summer Wine Must Be Good Dancer More silver-haired shenanigans in rural Yorkshire. Smiler is known for being strictly non-dancing, but this presents a problem with the woman of his dreams. S29 Ep8 
10:55Last of the Summer Wine Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle Pump Gentle comedy that first graced our screens in 1973. An embarrassed Howard bumps into a female acquaintance from his past. S29 Ep9 
11:30Last of the Summer Wine Sinclair and the Wormley Witches Senior silliness with the sprightly OAPs. Sinclair believes he's the victim of a curse. Truly, Entwistle and Alvin try their hand at exorcism. S29 Ep10 
12:102Point4Children The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Laughter-packed sitcom that's not afraid to veer off into the unknown. Ben's mid-life crisis is worsening and Bill inherits a gift. S6 Ep6 
12:50Chef! England Expects Gareth tries to prove himself a worthy chef by entering an international cookery competition in France. Will he win and make his respected culinary peers eat sauteed crow? S2 Ep7 
13:25Hi-de-Hi! Charity Begins at Home Laughs a-plenty with the staff at the 1950s British holiday camp in the 1980s series. Joe Maplin decrees that every Thursday will be 'sunshine smile day'. S1 Ep5 
14:00Keeping Up Appearances Gigglesome comedy from the mind of Roy Clarke. Hyacinth's visit to her favourite stately home goes wrong when her less-than-regal relatives tag along. S1 Ep3 
14:40Open All Hours Laundry Blues More laughs with the dream pairing of Ronnie Barker and David Jason in the classic corner shop comedy. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel has a problem with her washing machine. S2 Ep1 
15:20Last of the Summer Wine Must Be Good Dancer More silver-haired shenanigans in rural Yorkshire. Smiler is known for being strictly non-dancing, but this presents a problem with the woman of his dreams. S29 Ep8 
15:55Last of the Summer Wine Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle Pump Gentle comedy that first graced our screens in 1973. An embarrassed Howard bumps into a female acquaintance from his past. S29 Ep9 
16:35Last of the Summer Wine Sinclair and the Wormley Witches Senior silliness with the sprightly OAPs. Sinclair believes he's the victim of a curse. Truly, Entwistle and Alvin try their hand at exorcism. S29 Ep10 
17:102Point4Children The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Laughter-packed sitcom that's not afraid to veer off into the unknown. Ben's mid-life crisis is worsening and Bill inherits a gift. S6 Ep6 
17:50Hi-de-Hi! Charity Begins at Home Laughs a-plenty with the staff at the 1950s British holiday camp in the 1980s series. Joe Maplin decrees that every Thursday will be 'sunshine smile day'. S1 Ep5 
18:30Keeping Up Appearances Gigglesome comedy from the mind of Roy Clarke. Hyacinth's visit to her favourite stately home goes wrong when her less-than-regal relatives tag along. S1 Ep3 
19:05Open All Hours Laundry Blues More laughs with the dream pairing of Ronnie Barker and David Jason in the classic corner shop comedy. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel has a problem with her washing machine. S2 Ep1 
19:40Dad's Army No Spring for Frazer Wartime mayhem ensues in the seasoned sitcom as Frazer loses a vital part to a gun he was responsible for - but where is it? 'We're doomed! Doomed!'. S4 Ep6 
20:20Dad's Army Sons of the Sea Captain Mainwaring and the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard take to the water when they acquire a platoon boat. S4 Ep7 
21:00The Royle Family Sunday Lunch Square-eyed sitcom from the creators of Mrs Merton. Poor Barb gets a bit hot and bothered doing the Sunday roast, then Jim and Dave roll in late from the Feathers. S2 Ep2 
21:40Not Going Out Camping Rapid-fire sitcom. Desperately hoping to come across as a manly man, Lee joins the gang on a camping weekend. How will he fare sleeping in a dark, scary forest? S5 Ep3 
22:20Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. New. This Is Your Life: In the last episode of the long-running comedy, Gaz turns 30, Donna receives news from the doctor and Tim is stunned when Leonard asks him out. S9 Ep 
23:00Live at the Apollo Sarah Millican/Steve Hughes/Russell Kane An evening of comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo, hosted by Sarah Millican. There are sets from Steve Hughes and the award-winning Russell Kane. S7 Ep6 
00:00Not Going Out Camping Rapid-fire sitcom. Desperately hoping to come across as a manly man, Lee joins the gang on a camping weekend. How will he fare sleeping in a dark, scary forest? S5 Ep3 
00:40Early Doors The tension in The Grapes mounts when the winner of the football card is announced. Duffy and Joe advise Liam on how to win back a lost love. S1 Ep4 
01:15The Royle Family Sunday Lunch Square-eyed sitcom from the creators of Mrs Merton. Poor Barb gets a bit hot and bothered doing the Sunday roast, then Jim and Dave roll in late from the Feathers. S2 Ep2 
01:55Upstart Crow Love is Not Love Shakespeare: the sitcom. Will has completed his final sonnet and senses literary immortality just around the corner. But his wife is not impressed. S1 Ep4 
02:25Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. This Is Your Life: In the last episode of the long-running comedy, Gaz turns 30, Donna receives news from the doctor and Tim is stunned when Leonard asks him out. S9 Ep6 
03:00Two Doors Down Sitcom. Eric and Beth book a holiday, Cathy and Colin host a hot tub party, and Sophie receives her first baby scan picture. S1 Ep6 
03:30Early Doors The tension in The Grapes mounts when the winner of the football card is announced. Duffy and Joe advise Liam on how to win back a lost love. S1 Ep4 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.