This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Saturday, September 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:15The Piglet Files Room with a View Spoof comedy series. When MI5 gets a stakeout operation wrong, only humble college lecturer Peter Chapman can save the day. S1 Ep3 
07:40Lucky Feller Where There's Life There's Soap 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Shorty faces more challenges as he attempts to impress the woman of his dreams. S1 Ep9 
08:10A Sharp Intake of Breath Rear Window Final episode from 1981 of the sitcom starring David Jason. Peter has an accident and has to spend the weekend in bed. S4 Ep6 
08:45Porterhouse Blue Award-winning adaptation of Tom Sharpe's satire. Zipser awakes from a drunken stupor with four gross of contraceptives. Skullion's attempts to clear up the problem are revealing. 
09:45Lucky Feller The Power and the Glory 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Shorty is in love with Kath, who just happens to be in love with his womanising brother. S1 Ep7 
10:20Only Fools and Horses Who's a Pretty Boy? TV gold with those ducking and diving brothers from Peckham. The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird. S3 Ep7 
11:00Only Fools and Horses Yesterday Never Comes More classic laughs with Peckham's most famous businessmen. To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business, and a dealer. S3 Ep4 
11:40Only Fools and Horses May the Force Be with You Genius comedy with Del and Rodders. An old schoolfriend of Del's returns to Peckham. Guest star Jim Broadbent plays the slimy Detective Inspector Slater. S3 Ep5 
12:20Only Fools and Horses Wanted Comedy classic. Rodney's kindly nature and Del's mischievous sense of humour combine to give the Trotter family a worrying time with the Peckham Pouncer at large. S3 Ep6 
13:00Only Fools and Horses Christmas... ...Special. Thicker than Water: What kind of drinks would Del conjure up at Christmas? Find out in South London's finest comedy. The Trotters' long lost dad Reg turns up after 18 years away. S3 Ep8 
13:40Only Fools and Horses The Jolly Boys' Outing: The classic 1989 Christmas special of the beloved sitcom. Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert take their mates from the Nag's Head on a disastrous trip to Margate. S13 Ep7 
15:30The Story of Only Fools and Horses Deals and Misdemeanours Documentary series celebrating a great sitcom. Explore the hooky deals and bent gear which landed Del and Rodney in 'shtook'. S1 Ep2 
16:30Only Fools and Horses Big Brother It's the first ever episode of the iconic sitcom, introducing Peckham's finest to the world. Young Rodney must decide whether to go into business with Del. S1 Ep1 
17:10Only Fools and Horses Go West Young Man Ducking and diving from the Peckham wide boys. After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town. S1 Ep2 
17:50Only Fools and Horses Cash and Curry National treasure of a comedy with Peckham's finest. An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems. S1 Ep3 
18:30Open All Hours The New Suit Ronnie Barker plays stammering shopkeeper Arkwright in this classic sitcom. Here, he needs a new suit, but is too mean to buy one. Maybe Nurse Gladys has the answer. S2 Ep4 
19:10Open All Hours Arkwright's Mobile Store Ronnie Barker is the miserly proprietor of the famous corner shop. In another bid to impress Nurse Gladys, Arkwright buys a van to expand his business. S2 Ep5 
19:50Only Fools and Horses The Jolly Boys' Outing: The classic 1989 Christmas special of the beloved sitcom. Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert take their mates from the Nag's Head on a disastrous trip to Margate. S13 Ep7 
21:30The Story of Only Fools and Horses Friends and Enemies Definitive documentary series celebrating the classic sitcom. This episode explores the colourful characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world. S1 Ep3 
22:35Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Glasgow Michael McIntyre is at the Glasgow Theatre Royal with a quality comedy line-up of Kevin Bridges, Daniel Sloss, Milton Jones and Craig Campbell. S2 Ep1 
23:30Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island The anarchic sitcom makes the stage in this 1997 live show. Manic flatmates Eddie and Richie are marooned on a desert island - with only a nuclear bomb for company. 
01:40Filthy, Rich and Catflap Bigger than Judith Chalmers Anarchic comedy about a showbiz has-been, starring Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. Richie Rich indulges in a creative session at the typewriter. 
02:25The Royle Family Christmas Special Joe's Crackers Festive edition of the square-eyed sitcom. It's Christmas Day and Barbara is up to her eyes in it. Jim is out of action following an unfortunate incident. 
03:25Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Skipper the Eyechild Tongue-in-cheek medical horror drama set in Romford. Something long-dead has been reborn on B Wing, which means trouble for Dr Rick Dagless. S1 Ep3 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.