This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, May 29 2013

06:00The Brittas Empire Blind Devotion Popular 90s sitcom based around a leisure centre. Colin temporarily loses his sight after his garden explodes. Promotion is on the cards for one of the Whitbury staff. 
06:30Goodnight Sweetheart Grief Encounter Nicholas Lyndhurst stars in this popular sitcom. Phoebe loses patience when Gary backs out of the limelight. Does she have more than a brief encounter on her mind? 
07:00Goodnight Sweetheart The 'ouses In-between: Another hit for Nicholas Lyndhurst in the time-travel comedy series. A foggy night in London town leads Gary into a close encounter - with Jack the Ripper. 
07:40Whatever Happened to the Likely... ...Lads? Home Is the Hero: Brilliant 'buddy sitcom' from the early 1970s. Terry's return has been less than triumphant - his parents are away, it's cold and there's no food in the house. 
08:20Whatever Happened to the Likely... ...Lads? Cold Feet: Inspired 70s sitcom from the creators of Porridge. Bob is embroiled in preparations for his forthcoming wedding to Thelma. But Terry's return has caused Bob to have doubts. 
09:00The Good Life Backs to the Wall Showing as a tribute to the late Richard Briers, a hilarious episode of his classic sitcom. Tom and Barbara receive unexpected help when harvest time arrives. 
09:35The Good Life Just My Bill TV's most famous self-sufficient couple in the always welcome sitcom. Tom finds marketing his garden produce a difficult task, especially when the rates are due. 
10:20Goodnight Sweetheart The 'ouses In-between: Another hit for Nicholas Lyndhurst in the time-travel comedy series. A foggy night in London town leads Gary into a close encounter - with Jack the Ripper. 
11:00'Allo 'Allo! More British sauce and French farce in the long-running sitcom. There's something to celebrate at Rene's cafe. It's his birthday and he gets a series of surprises, not all pleasant. 
11:40Last of the Summer Wine Follow That Bottle More laughs with those sprightly pensioners. Intrigued by a bottle with a message inside floating down the river, Truly decides that he has a duty to catch it. 
12:20Last of the Summer Wine How to Remove a Cousin Roy Clarke's much-loved sitcom. Clegg's cousin Aubrey pays a not so welcome visit. The man is a health fanatic and takes a dim view of time-wasting walks! 
13:00Only Fools and Horses Christmas... ...Special. Thicker than Water: What kind of drinks would Del conjure up at Christmas? Find out in South London's finest comedy. The Trotters' long lost dad Reg turns up after 18 years away. 
13:40Only Fools and Horses Happy Returns A new spark in Rodney's life rekindles an old flame of Del's when Rodders starts dating a girl at the newsagents. But could there be a family connection? 
14:20One Foot in the Grave The Trial I don't believe it! Victor is called up for jury service and ends up home alone, with only grumbling to occupy him. Richard Wilson provides a perfect comic monologue. 
15:00One Foot in the Grave The Secret of the Seven Sorcerers Victor's conjuring group runs into trouble when a trick goes horribly wrong. And his new job as a lollipop man prompts calls from the fire brigade! 
15:40One Foot in the Grave Only a Story Genius TV with Richard Wilson. Mrs Warboys moves in with the Meldrews after rain floods her basement home, but Victor is in a mellow mood after a stint of reflexology. 
16:20Last of the Summer Wine Follow That Bottle More laughs with those sprightly pensioners. Intrigued by a bottle with a message inside floating down the river, Truly decides that he has a duty to catch it. 
17:00Last of the Summer Wine How to Remove a Cousin Roy Clarke's much-loved sitcom. Clegg's cousin Aubrey pays a not so welcome visit. The man is a health fanatic and takes a dim view of time-wasting walks! 
17:40Only Fools and Horses Strained Relations A bittersweet episode written by John Sullivan after the death of actor Lennard Pearce, who played Grandad. The boys attend Grandad's funeral, and meet an uncle. 
18:20Only Fools and Horses Hole in One Comedy gold with the UK's favourite sitcom. Uncle Albert tries to get Del and Rodders out of a financial hole by literally falling down one - a stunt he's pulled before! 
19:00Goodnight Sweetheart Just in Time Time-travel comedy series. When a workman arrives to mend the hole in the space-time continuum, Gary has to decide where his future lies. 
19:40'Allo 'Allo! More British sauce and French farce in the long-running sitcom. There's something to celebrate at Rene's cafe. It's his birthday and he gets a series of surprises, not all pleasant. 
20:20Porridge New Faces, Old Hands The great Seventies series that's still loved today. Ronnie Barker stars as our favourite jailbird, Fletcher, who makes friends with his new cellmate, Godber. 
21:00Mrs Brown's Boys Mammy of the Groom New to Gold. Cheeky Irish sitcom fun. Dermot suffers prenuptial jitters and hides in a cupboard. Agnes tries to find out who in her family is gay. 
21:40Gimme Gimme Gimme Teacher's Pet Extreme comedy you wouldn't want to watch with your mum, featuring those two very badly behaved flatmates. Tom decides to set up an acting school but he has no pupils. 
22:20Gimme Gimme Gimme Stiff Kathy Burke stars in the outrageous sitcom that extends the boundaries of good taste to very funny effect. Linda and Tom return home to discover a dead body in the living room. 
23:00Harry Enfield and Chums Another batch of splendid sketches. Here, Lee and Lance do a kitchen refit, and the gasman visits the Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies. With special guests Des Lynam and Jimmy Hill. 
23:40Mrs Brown's Boys Mammy of the Groom New to Gold. Cheeky Irish sitcom fun. Dermot suffers prenuptial jitters and hides in a cupboard. Agnes tries to find out who in her family is gay. 
00:20Porridge New Faces, Old Hands The great Seventies series that's still loved today. Ronnie Barker stars as our favourite jailbird, Fletcher, who makes friends with his new cellmate, Godber. 
01:00Gimme Gimme Gimme Teacher's Pet Extreme comedy you wouldn't want to watch with your mum, featuring those two very badly behaved flatmates. Tom decides to set up an acting school but he has no pupils. 
01:30Gimme Gimme Gimme Stiff Kathy Burke stars in the outrageous sitcom that extends the boundaries of good taste to very funny effect. Linda and Tom return home to discover a dead body in the living room. 
02:00Harry Enfield and Chums Another batch of splendid sketches. Here, Lee and Lance do a kitchen refit, and the gasman visits the Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies. With special guests Des Lynam and Jimmy Hill. 
02:30Bread Liverpudlian laughs in one of the most popular sitcoms of the 1980s. Mr Boswell hears the date of his court case, but it clashes with a wedding. Written by Carla 'Liver Birds' Lane. 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Bread Liverpudlian laughs in one of the most popular sitcoms of the 1980s. Mr Boswell hears the date of his court case, but it clashes with a wedding. Written by Carla 'Liver Birds' Lane.