Teleshopping. 0800 0600 One False Move, Zimbabwe! When Walden's mother comes to visit for Christmas, Walden discovers a shocking secret about his imaginary childhood friend. Mimi Rogers guest-stars. 0830 0800 Slowly And In A Circular Fashion Walden and Bridget go head-to-head over the direction of 'Walden Loves Bridget Inc.' but Walden has a trick up his sleeve. What part will Alan play in all this? 0900 0830 A Possum on Chemo Zoe has a favour to ask of Walden - lose the "hipster Jesus" look. But he has trouble letting go of the locks. Alan bumps into an old flame but is given some misleading information. 0930 0900 The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... 1000 0930 The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. 1030 1000 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. 1100 1030 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Charlie is sick of Alan's mooching and reaches his breaking point during the brothers' double date, whilst Jake makes the most of being home alone. Charlie Sheen stars. 1130 1100 Kissing Abraham Lincoln Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: he must choose one of them. Kandi uses her 'assets' to stop Alan from selling their condo. 1200 1130 The Ex Box Brand new and exclusive. Whitney finds a box of stuff from Alex's ex in the basement and decides she needs to know more. Meanwhile, Lily tries to be the perfect roommate for Roxanne. 1230 1200 The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... 1300 1230 The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. 1330 1300 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. 1400 1330 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a "dry spell" with women. 1430 1400 Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro Alan is depressed as Kandi has left him to stay with Judith. Charlie starts sleeping with Kandi's mother, Mandi, and it's not long before daddy is on the scene too! 1500 1430 The Ex Box Brand new and exclusive. Whitney finds a box of stuff from Alex's ex in the basement and decides she needs to know more. Meanwhile, Lily tries to be the perfect roommate for Roxanne. 1530 1500 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Charlie is sick of Alan's mooching and reaches his breaking point during the brothers' double date, whilst Jake makes the most of being home alone. Charlie Sheen stars. 1600 1530 Kissing Abraham Lincoln Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: he must choose one of them. Kandi uses her 'assets' to stop Alan from selling their condo. 1630 1600 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. 1700 1630 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. 1730 1700 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. 1800 1730 Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. 1830 1800 School Recital Brand new and exclusive. Molly starts to get impatient with her lack of impregnation. Meanwhile, Vince has a tasty business opportunity for Mike - will he bite? 1900 1830 Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures Brand new and exclusive. Charlie manages to persuade Kate to take Nolan on as her PA, but Nolan discovers more than Charlie would like to know. Charlie Sheen stars. 1930 1900 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. 2000 1930 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. 2030 2000 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. 2100 2030 The Bafta nominated Live At The Apollo tonight features West Country mentalist Russell Howard and the legendary Jo Brand performing before a packed house. 2200 2100 Cartman Finds Love Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. 2230 2200 Sarcastaball Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might just get what you wish for... 2300 2230 The Bafta nominated Live At The Apollo tonight features West Country mentalist Russell Howard and the legendary Jo Brand performing before a packed house. 0000 2300 Brand new and exclusive. Tonight Jon Stewart takes a look at the Obama administration's problems with the IRS, finds a Republican feeling compassion, and interviews author David Sedaris. 0030 0000 Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures Brand new and exclusive. Charlie manages to persuade Kate to take Nolan on as her PA, but Nolan discovers more than Charlie would like to know. Charlie Sheen stars. 0100 0030 Cartman Finds Love Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. 0130 0100 Sarcastaball Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might just get what you wish for... 0200 0130 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Charlie is sick of Alan's mooching and reaches his breaking point during the brothers' double date, whilst Jake makes the most of being home alone. Charlie Sheen stars. 0230 0200 Kissing Abraham Lincoln Lydia's rude attitude towards Berta has them at odds and Charlie facing a dilemma: he must choose one of them. Kandi uses her 'assets' to stop Alan from selling their condo. 0255 0230 No Retreat Carrie brings Doug to her company retreat for the weekend. When Carrie tries to get Doug to look like a successful person he ends up putting on a bad show. 0320 0255 Ticker Treat Arthur's hostility towards the whole concept of Halloween reveals that he has some real-life ghosts to exorcise. What could this mean for his health? 0345 0320 Morning Becomes Entertainment To improve contract negotiations, Frasier fills in as a host on a morning TV programme, prompting accusations that he is an "applause junkie". 0410 0345 How They Met Memories of how they first met flood back when Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy. 0435 0410 Boob Job Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired womanly "assets". 0500 0435 Teleshopping. 0600 0500 Teleshopping. 0800 0600