Abandoned Family: American sitcom. Tim takes over the housework. 1830 1800 I'm Scheming of a White Christmas: Sitcom about a DIY-obsessed man. Tim's decorations go over the top in a neighbourly contest. Brad and Randy learn the meaning of Christmas charity. 1900 1830 Awe-inspiring footage from home videos depicting amazing events, escapes and disasters. At a youth football game, the parents start fighting each other. 2000 1900 Ex Post Facto: The adventures of the starship USS Voyager. Paris is accused of murder and sentenced to relive the violent crime from the victim's perspective for the rest of his life. 2100 2000 Jerry Was a Man: A series of one-hour science fiction films. The lives of the seventh richest family in the world are turned upside down with the arrival of an anthropoid named Jerry. 2200 2100 ...Times of John Holmes. Documentary about John Holmes, the colourful porn star who was the inspiration for the character of Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights. 2300 2200 News magazine show, featuring undercover stories about the world of sex and providing a provocative look at human sexuality from the erotic to the downright bizarre. 0000 2300 The most popular casino game ever has arrived on your TV screen and you are invited to play. Join in the fun and you could be a winner at www.challengejackpot.com. 0300 0000 (SL) Grub Smith investigates and reconstructs key moments of celebrity bad behaviour. Featuring a re-enactment of Boris Becker's quick sexual liaison in a restaurant broom cupboard. 0320 0300 (SL) Docusoap set in Brighton. The Spanish restaurant El Peron is about to open, which means that the loos on the green will not be turned into a cafe after all. 0345 0320 (SL) Docusoap. Two new recruits join Brighton's firefighters, the bride-to-be is concerned about plans for the stag night and a bouncer controls his impulses with the help of T'ai chi. 0410 0345 Game show voiced by Craig Charles in which Takeshi Kitano plays the lord of a castle fortified with giant games. Contestants vie for a cash prize by attempting to storm the castle. 0435 0410 Game show voiced by Craig Charles in which Takeshi Kitano plays the lord of a castle fortified with giant games. Contestants vie for a cash prize by attempting to storm the castle. 0500 0435 Televisual version of the popular word game. Contestants play on a 3-D board, competing for a chance to win a trip to Las Vegas in the Grand Final. 0530 0500 Televisual version of the popular word game. Contestants play on a 3-D board, competing for a chance to win a trip to Las Vegas in the Grand Final. 0600 0530