Teresa is torn as Jerry fights for his life. Roy's attempts at do gooding land him and Ken in hot water. Carla gets back into bed with Liam. [AD,S] 0830 0600 Daz finds Andy in a state after his weekend bender. Matthew and Katie are held at gunpoint. The village show descends into chaos. Bob finds out that his neighbours intend to sue. [S,SL] 0930 0830 (S) Reality series. The teetotal Wilson family swap holidays with the heavy-drinking Kents. Tensions rise in Egypt when the Kents are told only to eat Egyptian food. 1030 0930 (S) Reality show in which two families take each other on holiday. Revenge is on the cards after the luxury-loving Joneses are taken on a gruelling extreme sports holiday in Slovenia. 1130 1030 (S) Humorous video clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations. 1205 1130 Daz finds Andy in a state after his weekend bender. Matthew and Katie are held at gunpoint. The village show descends into chaos. Bob finds out that his neighbours intend to sue. [S,SL] 1400 1205 The Coppocks enjoy a booze-fuelled, fun-loving break in southern Portugal with the Whites, who later reciprocate with a historical, fact-finding break in north Portugal. 1500 1400 US reality show. The nine remaining hopefuls move to their mansion in London, and are challenged to deliver their own speeches at Oxford University, but will they pull it off? 1600 1500 Guy Ritchie's new film, RocknRolla, has its UK premiere. Keira Knightley and Vin Diesel talk about new films The Duchess and Babylon A.D. Plus, a preview of Pineapple Express. 1630 1600 (S) Holly Willoughby is backstage at the X Factor, where she uncovers more gossip from the judges and reveals more audition room hilarity, plus another instalment of Louis' Limericks. 1730 1630 (S) Reality series following 11 celebrities as they become airline employees both on the ground and in the air, in hope of winning the grand prize for charity. Angellica Bell presents. 1830 1730 (S) Stephen Mulhern presents hilarious clips of children, including a darts-playing toddler, and a naughty youngster who bought a car on the internet when he was three years old! 1930 1830 (S) Humorous video clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations. 1950 1930 (S) Holly Willoughby presents more fun from backstage at the X Factor tour, including unseen auditions, a list of the the judges' audition dos and don'ts, plus more of Louis' Limericks. 2100 1950 (S) ...O'Grady and Friends. Yvette Fielding takes Paul O'Grady, Natasha Hamilton, Philip Olivier and Jennifer Ellison to the terrifying Capuchin Catacombs in Palermo, Italy, where they are all traumat 2300 2100 (S) Katy Brand returns with a new series of comedic mischief. Tonight, Capt Rosie investigates Civvy Street, and Katy lets herself go with parodies of Adele and The Ting Tings. 2330 2300 (S) The X Factor tour heads to Scotland. Will judges Simon Cowell, Dannii Minogue, Cheryl Cole and Louis Walsh find a winner from here, as they did last year? Dermot O'Leary presents. 0030 2330 (S) Holly Willoughby presents more fun from backstage at the X Factor tour, including unseen auditions, a list of the the judges' audition dos and don'ts, plus more of Louis' Limericks. 0130 0030 (S) Cheryl, Sarah, Kimberley and Nicola from Girls Aloud pursue their other passions. Nicola's challenge is to design and launch a make-up range aimed at girls with fair skin. 0225 0130 Guy Ritchie's new film, RocknRolla, has its UK premiere. Keira Knightley and Vin Diesel talk about new films The Duchess and Babylon A.D. Plus, a preview of Pineapple Express. 0250 0225 (S) BAFTA-winning drama series. Billy submits Medellin to the Cannes Film Festival, but Eric is worried it will be rejected. Vince bites off more than he can chew in Malibu. 0315 0250 BAFTA-winning drama series. Eric and Vince try to break off a deal with Harvey Weingard when the Medellin script is accepted into the Cannes Film Festival. 0340 0315 (S) Cheryl, Sarah, Kimberley and Nicola from Girls Aloud pursue their other passions. Nicola's challenge is to design and launch a make-up range aimed at girls with fair skin. 0435 0340 Series about A-list celebrities behaving badly. Here, a look at what happens when the most desirable men and women in Hollywood become the most detested. 0500 0435 (S) Documentary following three privileged youngsters who swap their luxurious lifestyles for ten days on a minimum wage job and living with a working class family. 0600 0500