Party Hat Florrie finds a party hat - and you can't have a party hat without a party! Childrens 0625 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0600_4224_22152_25 0600 Body, Clothes, Holidays and Jelly Higgledy House, clothes and Jelly with Veejay, Paul and Tamba Childrens 0700 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0625_4224_22151_35 0625 Where There's a Will A lawyer informs Bernie that Corneil is the beneficiary of an eccentric millionairess's will. Childrens 0715 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0700_4224_22150_15 0700 New Girl in Town Nothing can ruin the perfect day - except Garnet, the new girl in school. Garnet sets out to break up the friends, and Ruby soon discovers her true identity. Childrens 0735 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0715_4224_22163_20 0715 Happy People Fungus and Maggot's teacher suspects they might be zombies, and tricks them all into going on holiday together. Can they keep the family's secret from being revealed? Childrens 0800 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0735_4224_22162_25 0735 Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates take the road-trip of a lifetime around the USA. The duo get up close and personal with American animals, including Jake the Hollywood lion. Childrens 0830 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0800_4224_22154_30 0800 Secret Sleep Under strict laboratory conditions, Victor and Anita enter the dream world. They discover that Doctor Doctor is controlling dreamers with an ancient dream crystal. Childrens 0845 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0830_4224_22155_15 0830 Super Vic Victor puts on a superpower cape and becomes Super Vic, but the power soon goes to his head Childrens 0900 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0845_4224_22160_15 0845 Pupils take their teachers home for two days to educate them in their hobbies. Hobbies include playing the saxophone and riding a unicycle, and there's an exam on Monday! Childrens 1000 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_0900_4224_22157_60 0900 Sophie McDonnell presents the children's quiz show. Manchester plays Newcastle and must take on the Spike, Revolver, Cube, Pulse and Avalanche. Then Prank Patrol Pocketsize. Childrens 1030 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1000_4224_22156_30 1000 Children's entertainment show in which a group of comedians enter a mock prison. Guest starring Tony Blackburn as an evil DJ who hatches a dastardly plan to escape from jail. Childrens 1100 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1030_4224_22153_30 1030 Tracy's going to be Child of the Week in a big advert for foster parents, and she wants her ad to be brilliant. Childrens 1130 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1100_4224_22168_30 1100 The King of Dustmiteistan Eliot discovers that dust mites have invaded his house, and becomes their king. Childrens 1145 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1130_4224_22164_15 1130 A live, weekly mix of sporting action to kick off the weekend. Childrens 1200 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1145_4224_22166_15 1145 The latest national and international news from the BBC. Followed by Weather. 1210 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1200_4224_22167_10 1200 Manish Bhasin, Mark Lawrenson and Martin Keown look ahead to the weekend's football action, and reflect on the start to the new Premier League season. Its been just over 23 years since Stoke City last hosted a top flight fixture, that long wait will end this afternoon with the visit of Aston Villa. Elsewhere Arsenal travel to Craven Cottage to take on Fulham in the first London derby of the new campaign. 1300 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1210_4224_22180_50 1210 St Ives Neil Oliver leads the team to St Ives in Cornwall, England's most coastal county. Alice unpacks her paint brush, watercolours and digital camera to investigate the unique Cornish light. 1310 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1300_4224_22172_10 1300 Ben Fogle and Kate Humble are on safari where baby giraffe Gertie is being obsessively groomed by her mum - can the keepers stop her ear infection becoming fatal? In Lion Country, keeper Bob's jeep has broken down but no-one wants to get out and push. And new House Steward Steve Blyth reveals some secrets of the Great House. 1340 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1310_4224_22178_30 1310 Visiting a friend of her late husband's on Cyprus, Kitty Fremont is persuaded to work as a nurse in one of the camps holding Jews turned back from the British protectorate of Palestine. A young Hagganah officer seizes a ship to take Jewish refugees to Israel, and gradually Kitty is drawn into the struggle for the partition of Palestine. Directed by Otto Preminger. Film 1700 1960 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1340_4224_22176_200 1340 Manmade Britain Andrew Marr goes on a journey to discover how some of the greenest landscapes in the British Isles were in fact shaped and moulded by human hands down the centuries. He looks at the ancient 'wild wood' and Iron Age forts lurking in Britain's forests to the present-day strain modern economic needs put on the countryside. 1800 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1700_4224_22174_60 1700 Felixstowe to Margate Neil Oliver tells the story of the munitions ship, Richard Montgomery, sunk in the shallow waters of the Thames estuary, a wreck that could explode with a terrifying force that would devastate the coast. Neil also gets involved in a drugs bust at Felixstowe, Britain's biggest container port. Alice Roberts savours the sea salt at Maldon; and Miranda Krestovnikoff goes in search of the Thornback Ray, an exotic species that feeds on the seabed close to the capital. Mark Horton discovers how the houses of Parliament can claim to be on the coast, as he digs into the seafaring history of London. Nick Crane unearths the remarkable origin of the river Thames, and finally, Neil restages a remarkable cricket match miles out to sea on the eerie tidal landscape of Goodwin Sands. 1900 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1800_4224_22173_60 1800 The Making of Private Pike Captain Mainwaring gains a staff car and Pikey gains a girlfriend. But when the two get together, it leads to disaster. 1930 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1900_4224_22181_30 1900 National Youth Orchestra of Great Britain The National Youth Orchestra of Great Britain, conducted by Antonio Pappano, plays a trio of works from America: Edgard VarÃse's monumental AmÃriques, inspired by the noises from the Manhattan streets and complete with wailing siren; Rachmaninov's Fourth Piano Concerto played by the fearlessly virtuosic Boris Berezovsky; and Copland's great Third Symphony which portrays the wide, open spaces of North America, and includes a striking reprise of the classic Fanfare for the Common Man. 2130 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_1930_4224_22161_120 1930 Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop continue to entertain with the topical news quiz. With guest host Alexander Armstrong and panelists comedian Jo Caulfield and film director Michael Winner. 2200 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_2130_4224_22175_30 2130 Two teams take a satirical swipe at the news. Dara O Briain is joined by Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons with guests Lucy Porter and David Mitchell. 2230 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_2200_4224_22159_30 2200 A Well Respected Man The series telling the story of British popular music and its place in British culture since the 1950s continues with a look at the 1960s, and the people behind the pop revolution. They were a group of artists and entrepreneurs who created a truly authentic British pop sound including The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and The Who, as well as preparing the way for a new, more corporate pop business. 2330 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_2230_4224_22165_60 2230 Sorry!Between 1981 and 1988, Ronnie Corbett starred in Sorry! as Timothy Lumsden, the 41-year-old librarian who still lived at home with his domineering mother and henpecked father. In Lumsden, Corbett created one of the comedy world's best loved characters, who not only tickled the nation's funny bones but - he's since been told - went on to influence a generation of younger comedians including Frank Skinner and Harry Hill. 0010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080823_2330_4224_22171_40 2330 When slackers Silent Bob and Jay find out a movie is being made based upon their characters, for which they will receive no payment, they decide to storm Hollywood to prevent the production. Directed by Kevin Smith. Film 0145 2001 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080824_0010_4224_22179_95 0010 Family Ties In an attempt to get to the bottom of things, Michael finds Nellie and hires her as a consultant for Bluth Co. Unfortunately, Michael discovers Nellie's hands-on approach is more than he bargained for. 0210 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080824_0145_4224_22169_25 0145 Exit Strategy Gob goes to Iraq to perform his Christian magic act on the USO tour and ends up incarcerated. When Michael learns that George Sr sent Gob to Iraq to burn down the model home he built there, Michael and Buster fly to Iraq to spring their brother from prison. 0230 http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080824_0210_4224_22177_20 0210 BBC TWO joins the BBC's rolling news channel, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes. http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/prog_parse.cgi?FILENAME=20080823/20080824_0230_4224_22170_20 0230