This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, May 22 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Toby's Trumph Railway tales. When Toby is entrusted with taking opera singer Alicia Botti to a special concert, he is petrified of making a mistake. 
06:10Rupert Bear Rupert to the Rescue! Rupert chases a cupboard after Freddy and Freda use a magic spell to make it float across Nutwood. 
06:20Fireman Sam Cat Magic Animation. Sarah, James and Bronwyn are so busy making wishes by the wishing well in the woods that nobody notices Lion the cat has fallen in! 
06:30Jelly Jamm Colour of Fun Animated adventures on the musical planet of Jammbo. The friends get so wound up in a tag-playing competition that they turn against each other even when not playing. 
06:45Peppa Pig Spring Pig tales. Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. Will the piglets track down the treats? 
06:50Bert and Ernie Rainforest. As ecologists, Bert and Ernie must preserve and protect the plants and animals of the rainforest, but a displaced beaver is causing all kinds of trouble. 
06:55Little Princess I Want to Be a Pirate Julian Clary narrates an animation based on the picture books. Little Princess decides to be a pirate, but is unhappy when she is told to do her chores. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Hard Times Preschool animation. When the fairy kingdom is left without food because there is nothing left in the treasure chest to pay the elves, King Thistle has to find a job. 
07:20Mr Men Fruit Animated sketch show. Mr Rude delivers fruit baskets, Mr Quiet takes a ride on Miss Daredevil's juiced-up jet and Mr Bump tries running an apple sauce factory. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Muddy Matters Train fun. James is taking Farmer McColl's sheep to the fair, but how can he keep them and his lovely red paintwork clean? 
07:45Make Way For Noddy Toy Town tales. Martha Monkey believes that her new bunch of balloons will win her more friends, but Noddy helps her realise that she already has true friends. 
07:55Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey goes miniature with a model village. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Singalong Song Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Everyone is enchanted by the mystery singing in Flowertot garden. Where is the lovely music coming from? 
08:15Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:20Peppa Pig Frogs and Worms and Butterflies Animated series about a loveable little pig. Peppa and George are playing in Grandpa Pig's garden. Peppa pretends to be a butterfly. 
08:25Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:30Mio Mao Animated fun for the youngest viewers with Mio and Mao, the playful and inquisitive kittens who encounter many strange and intriguing entities. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car High-speed animation. Big Chris is feeling ill so Marsha sends him to bed. However, Chris begins to enjoy the attention a little too much... 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas The Big Trick Animation. It's Rat's favourite day of the year - April Fools Day! A very happy Rat plays a trick on the Bananas and Teddies. 
09:00Tickety Toc Bounce Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah compete to see who can bounce the highest. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10Aliens: Are We Alone? Documentary exploring whether alien life exists and revealing the research being undertaken by the Kepler Space Telescope, which is on a mission to find other habitable planets. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15Frontline Police Documentary series with Rav Wilding. Rav joins the unit as it prepares to execute an arrest warrant. What was a routine collar turns into a foot pursuit through Southend. 
13:15Home and Away Tamara is furious when Casey says he won't be going to the funeral because he has to work at the gym. Touched by the turnout, John, Jett and Xavier let their emotions show. 
13:45Neighbours Lucas finally proposes to Vanessa, but is Steph taking the news as well as she appears? Chris cheers up Amber with a night out. Georgia invites Kyle to the university ball. 
14:15NCIS Crime drama series. DiNozzo and Ziva find themselves trapped on a transatlantic flight with an anonymous assassin. 
15:15Angels Fall Film Romantic thriller starring Heather Locklear and Gary Hudson. A Boston chef finds herself struggling with love and the truth when her credibility surrounding a murder is called into question. (2007) 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Lucas finally proposes to Vanessa, but is Steph taking the news as well as she appears? Chris cheers up Amber with a night out. Georgia invites Kyle to the university ball. 
18:00Home and Away Tamara is furious when Casey says he won't be going to the funeral because he has to work at the gym. Touched by the turnout, John, Jett and Xavier let their emotions show. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00Frontline Police Documentary series with Rav Wilding. A speedily acquired warrant sees Rav riding shotgun on a drugs raid. When they break down the front door, the suspect flees through the back. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00New: Emergency Bikers Documentary series. An elderly former nurse is found stranded on the floor after a fall, a man suffers an aortic aneurism and Smithy has a word with three young biker boys. 
21:00New: NCIS Need to Know US naval drama series. While examining the murder of a chief petty officer with top secret clearance, the team find an international arms dealer. 
22:00Ohio Slave Girls: Their Story  
23:00Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Florida Police procedural drama series. Federal agents question Benson about her apparent connection to suspected rapist Simon Marsden (19/22). 
23:552013 National Poker Championship Coverage of the 2013 poker championship from Caesars Palace, Las Vegas. Round 1 showcases 64 of the world's best exponents playing for a $750,000 top prize. 
00:55Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
04:00House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. In this edition they go to Sandhurst in Berkshire. 
04:25House Doctor Series in which Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. 
04:45Great Scientists Aristotle Series presented by Allan Chapman which profiles famous and influential scientists. Part one looks at Aristotle who was the first to look at the world as a unified whole. 
05:10Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan undertakes a range of wildlife-related dares in exotic locations. In this final episode, Michaela is in Africa looking for hippos. 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
06:00Thomas and Friends Thomas and the Runaway Car Railway stories. When Thomas is chosen to deliver the Fat Controller's new car to the Sodor Show, he gets distracted and loses the car on Gordon's Hill.