This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenager Eric who lives in an extraordinary home, and hear from the parents who give him whatever he wants. Series 1, Episode 6. 
06:20Friendzone Peter's in love with best friend Vic and must tell her before she moves and meets "another juicehead". Christie dreams of playing professional Hockey and taking things further with best friend Dylan. 
06:45Friendzone Alex is a newly out of the closet guy hoping for a "chance at love" with best friend Anthony. Dan puts himself and his whole group of friends on the line to confess his crush on best friend Katie. 
07:10Laguna Beach Season Finale. As the gang face graduation, Cameron feels left behind, seeking comfort from on and off girlfriend, Jessica. Meanwhile, Rocky reconciles with old rival Breanna. Series 3, Episode 15. 
08:00Teen Mom Catelynn struggles to fix her relationship with her mom, while Amber & Gary meet with Child Protective Services. Maci decides to move back home to Chattanooga, away from Kyle, & Farrah goes to court. 
09:00I Used to Be Fat 306lb Dominick knows he needs to lose weight, but it proves tough with a controlling Italian mother who expresses love with food. Can he lose the weight, stand up to his mum & start living his life? 
10:00Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers, Jessica and Eric, who live in extraordinary homes, and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 7. 
10:30Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers, Boyd and Jennifer, who live in extraordinary homes, and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 8. 
11:00The Hills Lauren runs into Spencer at Stephanie's birthday, and the birthday girl is torn between her brother and friend. Someone is fired at People's Revolution, and Whitney must step up! Series 4, Episode 2. 
11:30The Hills Lauren realises that the chemistry she felt for Doug in high school is no longer there, Whitney's nervous about going to New York and Spencer is cutting Stephanie out of his life! Series 4, Episode 3. 
12:00Teen Mom Farrah contacts Sophia's dad's family in an attempt to get social security benefits, Maci tells Ryan she's moving to Nashville, and Catelynn and Tyler learn Butch is back in jail. Series 2, Episode 9. 
13:00Catfish: The TV Show Mike and Felicia met online and soon hit it off. After agreeing to meet, Felicia stood Mike up, offering only thin excuses. Can Mike trust Felicia - or is he setting himself up for disappointment? 
14:00My Super Sweet 16 Audrey considers herself perfect in every way. Now she's ready to put her money where her mouth is by throwing the most lavish and exclusive Quinceanera that Miami has ever seen! Series 5, Episode 1. 
14:30My Super Sweet 16 Colin lives like royalty & has dubbed himself "The Crown Prince of Cleveland". After he throws the biggest Super Suave 16 Party, he hopes the whole city will agree with the title. Series 5, Episode 3. 
15:00I Used to Be Fat 306lb Dominick knows he needs to lose weight, but it proves tough with a controlling Italian mother who expresses love with food. Can he lose the weight, stand up to his mum & start living his life? 
16:00Teen Mom Catelynn struggles to fix her relationship with her mom, while Amber & Gary meet with Child Protective Services. Maci decides to move back home to Chattanooga, away from Kyle, & Farrah goes to court. 
17:00My Super Sweet 16 Alexandria is out to prove to her classmates that she can throw a bangin' Sweet 16 bash. Hopefully her 5 carat grills and a couture fashion show will do the trick? Series 5, Episode 8. 
17:30My Super Sweet 16 Savannah is a beautiful, blonde beach babe looking to throw the craziest jungle-themed Sweet 16 party that the Orange County has ever seen. Will she succeed? Series 5, Episode 9. 
18:0016 And Pregnant Ebony and Josh both have dreams of joining the Air Force, but that may have to change now that Ebony is pregnant. Series 1, Episode 4. 
19:00Jersey Shore Mike returns only to find out that Danny has threatened to get new roommates! The girls hire strippers for Pauly and Mike's wild birthday party whilst the roomies go to Staten Island to kidnap Vinny. 
20:00Ke$ha My Crazy Beautiful Life Despite finally finding a boyfriend, Kesha's tour romance comes to an abrupt end. After finding solace in old friends and the love of her fans, a mistake in her show leads to online criticism. 
20:3010 Hottest Celebrity Beach Bodies The Shortlist. We admire celebrities for their talent and envy them for their fame but it's their hot beach bods that make us want to be them. Featuring Taylor Lautner and Jennifer Aniston. 
21:00New: Snooki & J-WOWW Roger and J-WOWW's trip to Maine solidifies his feelings for her...and then they get into a fight. 
22:00The L.A. Complex After being told that her Hollywood stock has plummeted, Raquel has a major setback. Offended and angry, she is even more hell-bent on getting Kevin and Cam's script made. 
23:00New: The Valleys Jenna and Jason are getting closer as he helps her get in shape for a big photo shoot for Nuts Magazine and Natalee is joined at the hip with Antony only leaving his side to have a snipe at Chidgey. 
00:00Geordie Shore Yes, it's time to 'get on it like a car bonnet'! This season kicks off with two feisty new housemates joining the house... but will it be a warm welcome or a frosty reception? 
01:00Real World St. Thomas The guys have an intervention with Robb to stop hurting himself and Swift tells everyone that he and LaToya hooked up. 
02:00Geordie Shore The gang throw Ricci & Vicki an engagement party to remember. There'll be booze, banter & bucking aplenty, but it turns into a night that everyone will remember for all the wrong reasons. 
02:50Geordie Shorts Bite sized chunks of action from the notorious Geordie Shore crew. On it like a car bonnet whatever time of the day! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers, Jessica and Eric, who live in extraordinary homes, and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 7.