This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, June 25 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Mike & Molly Mike Cheats When Mike starts slipping on his diet he has trouble getting back in the game, and it's not long before Molly notices something's not quite right. 
08:30Mike & Molly Molly Needs A Number With the wedding only six months away Molly is hard at work planning and organising, but "someone" manages to put their foot in it big time. Uh-oh! 
09:00Two And A Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra Jake adores Judith's rich new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches 11-year-old Jake how to drive a car. But how long will Judith and her man last? 
09:30Two And A Half Men Bad News From The Clinic Charlie finally meets his match when he dates Sherri, who is as self-centred and manipulative as Charlie himself. Jeri Ryan guest-stars. Hugely successful U.S. comedy. 
10:00Two And A Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance Charlie and Alan fall out when the truth about a painful childhood incident is finally revealed. Will brotherly love triumph? Emmy Award winning comedy. 
10:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. 
11:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. 
11:30Mike & Molly Mike Cheats When Mike starts slipping on his diet he has trouble getting back in the game, and it's not long before Molly notices something's not quite right. 
12:00Mike & Molly Molly Needs A Number With the wedding only six months away Molly is hard at work planning and organising, but "someone" manages to put their foot in it big time. Uh-oh! 
12:30Two And A Half Men The Mooch at the Boo Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbour, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. Alan scores a hot date. Michael Clarke Duncan guest stars. 
13:00Two And A Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Charlie and Alan's scheming mother Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's education, leaving Alan wondering what to do with all the money he will save. Pay rent maybe? 
13:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. 
14:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. 
14:30Mike & Molly Mike Cheats When Mike starts slipping on his diet he has trouble getting back in the game, and it's not long before Molly notices something's not quite right. 
15:00Mike & Molly Molly Needs A Number With the wedding only six months away Molly is hard at work planning and organising, but "someone" manages to put their foot in it big time. Uh-oh! 
15:30Two And A Half Men The Mooch at the Boo Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbour, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. Alan scores a hot date. Michael Clarke Duncan guest stars. 
16:00Two And A Half Men He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Charlie and Alan's scheming mother Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's education, leaving Alan wondering what to do with all the money he will save. Pay rent maybe? 
16:30Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. 
17:00Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". 
17:30Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. 
18:00Two And A Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra Jake adores Judith's rich new boyfriend, who has a boat and a pool. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches 11-year-old Jake how to drive a car. But how long will Judith and her man last? 
18:30Two And A Half Men Bad News From The Clinic Charlie finally meets his match when he dates Sherri, who is as self-centred and manipulative as Charlie himself. Jeri Ryan guest-stars. Hugely successful U.S. comedy. 
19:00Two And A Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance Charlie and Alan fall out when the truth about a painful childhood incident is finally revealed. Will brotherly love triumph? Emmy Award winning comedy. 
19:30Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. 
20:00Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". 
20:30Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. 
21:00Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Blackpool Oh Michael does like to be beside the seaside! Joining him for frolics in the sand this week are John Bishop, Miles Jupp, Justin Moorhouse and Terry Alderton. 
22:00Live At The Apollo Brand new to Comedy Central. That funny lady from the north, Sarah Millican is the hostess at The Apollo tonight. She introduces anarchistic Australian Steve Hughes and the ever manic Russell Kane. 
23:00Threesome Exclusive to Comedy Central. It's Richie's birthday and new boyfriend Dave has special plans. The trouble is that Alice has her own (more special) plans... as does their unborn baby. (5/7) 
23:30Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Blackpool Oh Michael does like to be beside the seaside! Joining him for frolics in the sand this week are John Bishop, Miles Jupp, Justin Moorhouse and Terry Alderton. 
00:30South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - unfortunately the police believe it too! 
01:00Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. 
01:30Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. 
02:00South Park Stupid Spoiled Wh**e Video Playset Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, completely corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "Wh**e off!" 
02:30South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - unfortunately the police believe it too! 
02:55The King Of Queens Taste Buds When Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for what to eat for dinner and which movie to rent, Doug gets upset that Carrie never listens to him and that he never gets his way. 
03:20The King Of Queens Bed Spread Doug breaks the bed. When Dog and Carrie have to sleep in separate beds they realise they enjoy their time apart. Arthur discovers that Lou Ferigno gossips about everybody. 
03:45Frasier It Takes Two to Tangle Frasier and Niles' plan to gain donations to save their school from bankruptcy is put in jeopardy when their wily old dad begins to date two women at once. 
04:10Everybody Loves Raymond Net Worth Debra is angry when Ray contributes $1000 to his friends' hair-brained scheme to open a go-cart business without consulting her first. 
04:35Everybody Loves Raymond Let's Fix Robert Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefania and his female police partner, Judy, together so they can dissect his character. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.