This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, March 3 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers One for the Book The bar is visited by an octogenarian, who's the only arrival for his WWI squad reunion, and an awkward young man seeking a fun night before becoming a monk. (S1 Ep11/22) 
06:55Cheers The Spy Who Came in For a Cold One Diane incurs the wrath of Sam when she refuses to tolerate a customer who indulges in far-fetched stories about his exploits as a WWII spy. (S1 Ep12/22) 
07:20The King of Queens Tank Heaven Doug sabotages Carrie's relationship with her new colleagues. Spence and Danny use Arthur as a babe magnet. 
07:45The King of Queens Altar Ego When Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married, he recruits Doug, Deacon and Danny to help him change her mind. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds Ray discovers that the diamond in the engagement ring he bought Debra is a fake, so he decides to get it changed without her knowing - a potentially expensive mistake... 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Game When the family's cable television stops working, they resort to a game of Scruples - accompanied by inevitable arguments. 
09:10Frasier Chess Pains Frasier buys an expensive chess set and challenges his dad to a game. Martin wins easily, again and again... 
09:40Frasier Crane vs. Crane: Niles and Frasier take opposing sides in a court battle over the competency of eccentric millionaire Harlow Stafford. 
10:10Undercover Boss Canada Katharine Schmidt, executive director of non-profit organisation Food Banks Canada, goes incognito on the front line, as demand is at an all-time high. 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits the Hot Potato Cafe, in Fishtown, Philadelphia, which has never made a profit. When the chips are down, can Gordon help save the restaurant? 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry makes good money restoring an antique pine sideboard, but has less success with a pair of brass jugs. Simon makes an eye-watering profit after restoring an optician's desk. (S3 Ep22) 
13:05Posh Pawn James test-drives a Radical racing car and values a tiara that could be worth £40,000. Lawrence gets an intriguing enquiry about a piece of pop art. And Claudia is moved to tears. (S6 Ep7) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rory Bremner joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Chris and Allan have three grown-up children between them and are looking for a home in Manilva, in southern Spain. Can Danni Menzies find the ideal property for them and their dog Sirloin? 
16:00A New Life in the Sun: Where... ...Are They Now?: In Spain, we revisit a bar owner whose dream fell apart at the end of her first season, and in France, two fishing lake owners fight to survive in business. (S2 Ep7/10) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In south east London, the culinary contest features a very cheesy menu, a Japanese theme, and a former Home and Away actor who serves up a taste of Australia. 
18:00The Simpsons Pay Pal Marge decides not to make any new friends after Homer offends their charming new British neighbours - but then Lisa declares that she doesn't need playmates either. (S25 Ep20/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Some bad advice leaves Tony in a sticky situation on a boys' night out with Darren. Edward has to let Marnie down gently when she wants some private tuition. 
19:00Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 
20:00New: Nightmare Cruises: Going... ...Overboard A cruise is the trip of a lifetime. But sadly far too often someone goes overboard off a passenger ship. What are their survival chances? Is enough done to stop it happening? 
21:00New: 24 Hours in A&E Natai is rushed to A&E with a lacerated wrist after putting his hand through a glass pane. Pauline is struggling to breathe. And 17-year-old Fahad has crippling stomach pain. (S20 Ep8) 
22:00New: The Windsors The comedy royal soap opera returns. When Charles and Camilla visit the Middletons, the simmering tensions threaten to turn violent, and Harry is in trouble with Meghan. (S3 Ep2/6) 
22:35Celebrity Crystal Maze Richard Ayoade welcomes more celebrity adventurers. Anita Rani leads Jeff Stelling, Hannah Cockcroft, AJ Pritchard and Tom Rosenthal as they pit their wits against the maze. (S6 Ep2) 
23:30Prison A moving look at the emotionally charged difficulties of being a mum in prison. At Foston Hall, Kelly seeks to renew contact with her boys while Lexi has tough questions to answer. (S2 Ep3) 
00:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Jack's Waterfront, in St Clair Shores, Michigan - a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot. The views are fantastic, but the food fails to match. Can he turn the tide? 
01:20What Richard Did Film (2012) Dark drama with Jack Reynor and Róisín Murphy. A popular, academically gifted school rugby player commits an act that has profound consequences. Sex/violence/very strong language. [SL] 
02:55Come Dine with Me In Newcastle, a dessert disaster leaves one host in tears, a starter called 'the knicker dropper' goes down badly, and a surprise final-night confession leaves some of the guests fuming. 
03:50Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to the New Forest to find out whether, after years of heartache, Cheryl and Alex's disaster-hit attempts to restore a medieval thatched cottage have succeeded. 
04:45Location, Location, Location Near Bristol, Kirstie and Phil help a couple who are looking for a home where they can start a family, and a mum and daughter who want a sound investment for the whole family. 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Paper-cutter extraordinaire Poppy Chancellor helps Kirstie Allsopp to create unique personalised wedding invitations. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Rory Bremner joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.