This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, December 10 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nicki Chapman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:303rd Rock from the Sun Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid: When Dick discovers that Mary is seeing a therapist, he worries that she may be talking about him during her sessions. Don gives Sally a Valentine's Day card. 
06:553rd Rock from the Sun The Big Giant Head Returns The Big Giant Head appears at Dick's office and announces that he's back in Rutherford to claim his son from Vicki Dubcek, who has returned to town for a visit. 
07:203rd Rock from the Sun Rutherford Beauty Dick gets into trouble when he foolishly confesses to Mary that he is having erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally becomes an enthusiastic follower of a lifestyle guru. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond She's the One Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman, and hints that she might even be 'the One', until Ray sees her do something strange... 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Vision Marie visits an optician and winds up with a pair of spectacles just in time for the holidays, but the family feel on edge when she starts seeing them clearly. 
08:40Frasier Daphne Hates Sherry Daphne and Sherry just can't get on, so Daphne decides to stay at Niles' apartment. Niles can't believe his luck. 
09:10Frasier Are You Being Served? Frasier attempts to console a distraught Niles after Maris sends him their divorce papers. 
09:40Frasier Ask Me No Questions When Niles asks his brother if he and Maris should stay together, Frasier is required to give his answer careful and considered thought. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon heads to Mexican restaurant Mama Ritas in Newbury Park in Southern California in an endeavour to bring new ideas to the business. 
11:00The Simpsons Krusty Gets Busted Krusty is accused of robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, thanks to witness Homer Simpson. But Bart is sure that his hero is innocent and, with Lisa's help, sets out to prove it. 
11:30The Simpsons Some Enchanted Evening Bart becomes convinced that his childminder is the Babysitter Bandit. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun A classic car fan tries to persuade his reluctant wife that they should sell spare car parts in France. And two expats try to launch a new dive centre in Marbella. 
13:05My Family Secrets Revealed It's an emotional journey for Janice Markey from Wales. There's an unexpected family reunion. And Trudy Brant learns of her grandparents' experiences during the Indian partition. (Ep6/15) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dan Walker is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. Facing notoriously tough questions, they compete to become Grand Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep26/35) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Gary and Janet have sold up in the UK and are ready to take early retirement in Orihuela, a traditional Spanish city. Can Laura Hamilton find them their forever home in the sun? 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas The crafts this time include a gingerbread house and a 3D gingerbread tea-light. There's also a talented jeweller who captures nature scenes in resin. (S7 Ep6/15) 
18:00The Simpsons Waiting for Duffman After Duffman undergoes hip replacement surgery and retires, the Duff beer company sets up a reality show competition to find his replacement and Homer wins. (S26 Ep16) 
18:30Hollyoaks Prince has an ultrasound appointment but lies to Lily about his whereabouts. Liam is furious when Lisa does a pickup for him but buys a crate of dodgy vodka instead of the arranged deal. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55The Political Slot Alison Thewliss MP puts forward the Scottish National Party's view on immigration. 
20:00Liam Bakes Liam creates a cupcake inspired by memories of rice pudding and jam. There's bread and butter pudding with a tropical twist and shortbread fit for a game of dominoes. (Ep5/6) 
20:30Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty investigates the massive boom in coconut products. Kate Quilton learns about compostable plastics. And Matt Tebbutt finds out why macarons are so expensive. (S15 Ep9) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Hitin has been assaulted on a night out. Doctors are worried that he has a bleed on his brain, and he also has a dangerous pre-existing medical condition. (S16 Ep5) 
22:00First Dates TJ, who's been told that he looks like Johnny Depp, turns up for his date after a few daytime drinks. Meanwhile, Ruth wants a man who can keep up with her in her saucy seventies. (S11 Ep7) 
23:05Emergency Helicopter Medics Some strong pain relief results in unexpected hilarity following a serious footballing injury. Meanwhile, Rose is freed from a rolled car. (Ep5/10) 
00:10Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon visits the Beachfront Inn & Inlet, a 'Caribbean-style' resort hotel in Fort Pierce, Florida, where guests face dusty rooms, late-night concerts and poor service. (S3 Ep7/8) 
01:00Obsessive Compulsive Country... ...House Cleaners: Obsessive cleaners Hayley and Dann head to a mansion in north-east Scotland to clear out the chainsaws, newspapers and mouse droppings. (S3 Ep1) 
01:55Walks with My Dog Phil Spencer visits Windsor Great Park. Clive Anderson takes his terrier Albert to the Isle of Mull. And comedian Katy Brand is in Suffolk's Constable country. (Ep4/6) [SL] 
02:50The People's Vet Kirkdale head nurse Lisa makes it her mission to nurture poorly hedgehog Spike back to full health. Pebbles the Chihuahua undergoes an operation to remove a nasty growth from her lip. (Ep3) [SL] 
03:45Embarrassing Pets Shih-tzu Casper's barking has become too much for his owners; yellow-sided conure bird Reggie's feathers seem to be ruffled; and bichon frise Benji can't stop chewing his feet. (Ep2) 
04:10Food Unwrapped Jimmy, Kate and Matt present some of their favourite investigations. Is MSG as unhealthy as some headlines claim? Why do onions make you cry? Plus: pistachio nuts. (S10 Ep8) 
04:35Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Kirstie Allsopp glams-up Christmas with an embroidered velvet, fur-topped stocking filled with tie-dyed knickers, hot chocolate dippers and homemade lip balms. 
04:55Big House, Little House In Kettering, Shaun and Cynthia have ?30k to update tired spaces in the Big House. In the Little bungalow in York, Sarah and James have ?16k to add a contemporary kitchen. (Ep12) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nicki Chapman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.