This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, May 21 2013

05:20Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
06:15The Hoobs Clapping Nothing makes a Hoob's Hoobypaws feel as Hoobacious as the clapping in a Hoobledoop Whoop. But do Tiddlypeeps clap their hands in the same way? 
06:40The Hoobs Smells What can Tula wear to smell nice for a Tiddlypeep party? Cheese of course - or something that smells of cheese. [SL] 
07:05According to Jim Geronimo Jim Cheryl and Dana are worried when their other halves take up extreme sports. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's Raymond is horrified when he thinks his 'cookie nemesis' flirted with him. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next? Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. 
08:25Frasier Odd Man Out Frasier makes a spontaneous move when he realises that being single isn't all it's cracked up to be. 
08:55Frasier Frasier's Imaginary Friend Frasier meets a model but their busy schedules make it difficult for them to meet, leaving his family suspicious that she's a fantasy. 
09:30Frasier The Gift Horse As Martin's 65th birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles attempt to outdo each other with their gifts for their father. 
10:00The Secret Millionaire Charlie Mullins worked his way to a multi-million-pound fortune as the boss of a plumbing empire. He goes undercover on an estate in Warrington to meet people who may need his help. 
11:00Come Dine with Me Second to host in Bristol is super-organised primary school teacher Laura Ford, who's leaving nothing to chance. 
11:30What's Cooking? Celebrity chat show hosted by Ben Shephard and Lisa Faulkner, in which TV chefs cook up something new and the daily challenge. 
12:35Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:401001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Inquisitors include actor Brian Cox and Embarrassing Bodies' Dr Dawn Harper. 
13:05Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Three competing vendors get the chance to check out the competition in Chelmsford, with Sarah Beeny giving them each £1000 and a week to make changes to tempt a potential buyer. 
14:10Four Rooms Can any of the members of the public secure life-changing sums of money in return for a Star Wars script, an armistice message from World War I or a rare pistol from the Titanic? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Kent, single mum Vanessa faces outspoken butcher Scott, joker John and personal trainer Annette, in a week of entertaining that includes a heated debate about Gordon Ramsay. 
18:00The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XI Homer has a very scary horoscope while Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread... 
18:30Hollyoaks Callum is desperate to save the innocent, but his actions prove devastatingly costly. Meanwhile, will Diane catch Tony red-handed? And a turn of events leaves Nancy distraught. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. 
19:554thought.tv 4thought.tv asks 'Why give it all up for God?' Franciscan friar Father Sebastian gave up the chance to marry the woman he loved. He wishes more people realised what God can offer. 
20:00Embarrassing Bodies: Live from... ...The Clinic: Penis expert Paul Anderson puts men straight about their willy worries, while Dr Dawn asks the ladies, how familiar are you with your own vagina? 
21:00Mary Queen of the High Street In the final episode of the three-part series, Mary travels to Liskeard in Cornwall, where her usual rocket pace and direct approach meets the laid-back Cornish attitude to life. 
22:00Shameless In the penultimate episode of the series, there is a gunman on the loose and his target is Frank! It turns out Frank's frolicking with the Gastric Bandits has landed him in deep trouble... 
23:05Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents a moonlight dance featuring one man and his bicycle. 
23:10Ben Earl: Trick Artist In the money-themed final show, Ben Earl turns his head into a million pounds with the aid of diamonds, displays his skills at a casino and attempts to steal £10k from a secure vault. 
00:10PokerStars.co.uk EPT Barcelona Team pro Daniel Negreanu is on another heater and looking for a deep run as the bubble looms and we get nearer to the money at the Pokerstars.co.uk EPT Barcelona. 
01:05KOTV Boxing Weekly In County Durham, Jon-Lewis Dickinson makes the first defence of his British Cruiserweight title against David Dolan. 
01:35Sailing: America's Cup Uncovered Behind the scenes with the crews competing in the prestigious global competition. In this show, selection trials begin in San Francisco for the Red Bull Youth America's Cup. 
02:00Mobil 1 The Grid The show visits the São Paulo Indy 300 and meets Rubens Barrichello; Jenson Button and Sergio Pérez give their guide to the Monaco Grand Prix; plus VLN Racing from Germany's Nürburgring. 
02:30Freesports on 4 The show heads to Fieberbrunn in Austria for the penultimate stop of the 2013 Freeride World Tour. An injury leaves the women's ski category wide open. 
03:00FIM Superbike World Championship Highlights from Round 4 of the 2013 Superbike World Championship from the Autodromo Nazionale at Monza in Italy. 
03:25VW Racing Cup The series heads to Rockingham in Northamptonshire for Rounds 3 and 4 of the Volkswagen Racing Cup 2013. Expect some great touring car-style action. 
03:55Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
04:50Come Dine with Me Competing to throw the best dinner party in Hampshire are college lecturer Selena Bartlett, punk rock vegan John Cosgrove, retired boat-lover Anson Lane and chatty hairdresser Terese Scott. 
05:45Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard Luke, Lyn and Fiona battle it out to make the best sponge cake ever. Eric demonstrates a gorgeously rich chocolate celebration cake and an apple and blackberry crumble.