This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, November 27 2017

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona is too ill to join Baba, Mossy and May on a ladybird-spotting trip, so they decide to bring one back for her - but catching a ladybird isn't easy. (S2 Ep 15) 
06:05Poppy Cat Animation. After Owl teaches him to sing, Zuzu wants to track down a beautiful song that only he can hear. So the gang set off to find it in the hot-air balloon. (S2 Ep 31) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard want to spend the night in the treehouse, but Daddy insists that they sleep in the house. So they try to sneak out again later. (S1 Ep 51) 
06:25Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are building a skate park for the Spring City Rockets. Leo pretends that he is a great skateboarder, which ends up backfiring. (S1 Ep 48) 
06:35Fireman Sam Whale Watch CGI adventures. Charlie and Ben accompany Bronwyn out on the skiff when she decides that she wants to record some relaxing whale song. (S9 Ep 9) 
06:50Thomas and Friends The Switch CGI animation. When Luke is sent to Ulfstead Castle to deliver stone, he meets Millie, the Earl's private narrow gauge engine. They decide to switch jobs for the day. (S17 Ep 9) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. A dog's-eye view of life. Corgi puppy Ace is training to be a show dog. Does he have what it takes to be top dog? (S1 Ep 11) 
07:05PAW Patrol CGI animated series. Rubble pretends to be a superhero pup from TV. But his new found identity gets him and the train engineer trapped in a tunnel. (S1 Ep 32) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A new ruler mysteriously appears in Toy Green and begins building a huge castle. (S1 Ep 42) 
07:35Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series. When the Police visit the school, officers Panda and Squirrel teach Peppa and her friends all about bicycle safety. (S5 Ep 13) 
07:45Peppa Pig Cleaning the Car Pig tales. Daddy Pig is taking everyone for a drive in the country, but the car is very muddy and Mummy insists they wash it first. (S1 Ep 33) 
07:50Floogals Animation. The Floogals are fascinated by music that the hoomans' gigantic piano makes, and try to find out how it works and how to play it too. (Ep 21) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animated series. Chips always wins the annual Great Nut Hunt. But when Grizel finds the map showing where all the hidden nuts are, she joins in the game too. (S1 Ep 10) 
08:20Rusty Rivets Animated series about an inventive young engineer. When Rusty finds an old pirate's map, he and the gang dig up a lot more than treasure. (S1 Ep 11) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. When the girls accidentally cause Nazboo to inflate like a balloon, Zeta must help them reverse the spell. (S2 Ep 30) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom A Trip to the Seaside Impish animation. Holly and Ben take a trip to the seaside. Holly must rescue herself and Ben when the tide comes in and they are stuck in their castle. (S1 Ep 22) 
09:05Mofy Animation. When a puzzling creature named Chuck appears in the forest, it seems that everyone saw him in a different colour - but how can that be possible? (S1 Ep 39) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:35GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Dr Ahmed reassures an anxious teen before suggesting he may benefit from counselling, and Dr Ramshaw advises a teenager who fainted. (S5 Ep 18) 
12:30The Gadget Show Action packed consumer series with Craig Charles. Oculus Rift reveal products including a brand new VR platform designed to help film makers, and the G Team help a student. (S26 Ep 8) 
13:255 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
13:30Neighbours Mark is suspended and questioned by his colleagues. Paul tells Tim the truth about the 'wedding'. Gary's first day in Lassiter's kitchen is a disaster. Steph struggles without Amy. 
14:00Christmas Mail Film Holiday romantic comedy starring Ashley Scott and A.J. Buckley. A mysterious woman who works at the post office answering Santa's mail captures the heart of a disillusioned postal carrier. (2010) 
15:45A Perfect Christmas Film Festive romantic comedy starring Claire Coffee and Ryan McPartlin. A woman is helped by a shop mannequin after she suffers a blow to the head, and she begins to fall for him. (2012) 
17:305 News At 5.30 National and international news. 
18:00Neighbours Mark is suspended and questioned by his colleagues. Paul tells Tim the truth about the 'wedding'. Gary's first day in Lassiter's kitchen is a disaster. Steph struggles without Amy. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Weather Terror: Brits Abroad Documentary series about Brits caught up in extreme weather events. A day at a music festival goes badly wrong when a killer storm strikes out of the blue. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00New: Sinkholes: Sucked Under Documentary series. An investigation into sinkholes caused by collapsed mine shafts, and a homeowner reports how he is stuck in an unsellable house that is surrounded by sinkholes. (S1 Ep 2) 
21:00New: Chris Tarrant: Extreme... ...Railway Journeys. Travelogue series. From the deserts of Arabia, Chris Tarrant follows the route of the Hejaz Railway up through Jordan, before crossing the border into Israel. (S4 Ep 4) 
22:00Secrets Of The Tube: Going... ...Underground. Documentary series. Rob Bell discovers how London's overcrowding problem prompted the unthinkable transport innovation that was the underground. (S1 Ep 3) 
23:05Inside The Mega Twister Documentary which charts the growth and impact of one of the biggest and highest velocity tornados ever recorded, which struck Oklahoma in May 2013. 
00:05Aircrash: The Miracle of Flight 32 Documentary reconstruction. In 2010, the pilots of Qantas Flight 32 must cope with a cascade of failures after an explosion rips apart the engine of their A-380. (Ep 5) 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Reparations Police drama series. Casey Novak returns to the team while Joe Dekker takes leave of absence in light of his cousin's rape charge. (S12 Ep 21) 
04:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. Gym rats struggle with exercises in futility, grandma finds the webcam, and the oddest cow you will ever see. Plus babies galore and slow-motion theatre. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvements with Ann Maurice. Ann demonstrates tricks that make rooms look larger and offers tips for improving kitchens. [SL] (S4 Ep 18) 
05:10Divine Designs Paul Binski examines religious art in Britain. Paul travels from Cheadle to Glasgow to witness two examples of Gothic revivals. (S2 Ep 9) 
05:35Nick's Quest Naturalist Nick Baker scours Costa Rica in search of the increasingly rare vampire bat, and questions their reputation as creatures of evil. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. When Baba takes a beautiful shell from Bernie's grotto without Bernie's permission, Bernie thinks that the Red Crabs have taken it. (S2 Ep 16)