This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, January 18 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Danny's Pirate Party Pig tales. It is Danny Dog's birthday. With the help of Grandad Dog and Grandpa Pig, the children take part in a pirate treasure hunt. (S3 Ep 16) 
06:05Peppa Pig Mr Potato Comes to Town Pig tales. All the people in Peppa's town are excited to meet Mr Potato when he comes to open a new sports centre. (S3 Ep 17) 
06:10The Day Henry Met Animation. An old Grandfather Clock is moving house, but the removal van has left without him. So Henry becomes a delivery man for the day. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:20Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Hungarian vizsla pup Gilbert settles into his new house, and enjoys his new and highly rewarding exercise regime. (S2 Ep 10) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Bunty II Animation. Mr Elf has built a new boat to replace the one that Big Bad Barry ate, but he is hesitant about taking it out. (S2 Ep 44) 
06:35New: Wissper Animation. Simon Seal gets stuck on some rocks after falling asleep and floating away on an iceberg. Wissper gets Wilma Walrus to use her tusks to free him. (S2 Ep 20) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The Pirates and the Ninjas line up for their annual tug-of-war contest in Daredale, but someone has cut the rope! (S1 Ep 23) 
06:55Thomas and Friends No Steam Without Coal Animation. Bill and Ben run out of coal during a shortage at Clay Pits and have to rely on Timothy to help them out. (S18 Ep 14) 
07:10Shane the Chef Animated series about healthy eating. Shane helps Maggie out on the farm by enlisting JG's errant drone to deal with a troublesome crow. (S1 Ep 9) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing in Grandpa Pig's garden when they find a little snail. Then Grandpa also shows them his beehive. (S2 Ep 21) 
07:30Peppa Pig Daddy Pig's Office Animation. Peppa and George visit Daddy Pig's office and meet his colleagues. Mr Rabbit works with numbers, while Mrs Cat draws shapes on a computer. (S2 Ep 22) 
07:40New: Top Wing Animation. As the cadets race for a trophy, Brody must choose between winning or rescuing a competitor. (S1 Ep 11) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. Alex and Daring Danny X go snowboarding and head straight for Risky Ridge. Can the Paw Patroller get to them in time? (S4 Ep 10) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about a budding dragon in training. After Spellbrook and Fizzy argue about being a good fairy, Spellbrook makes the mistake of taking Chops on. (S1 Ep 32) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals find Dad Hooman's golf clubs on the upstairs landing. (S2 Ep 9) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston is Lost Animated children's series about a fairy princess and an elf who makes toys. When Gaston goes missing, Nanny Plum uses her magic crystal ball to retrace his steps. (S2 Ep 45) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zeta and the genies enter their pets into the Pet Talent Show. But Zeta decides to cheat using her magic to ensure that Nazboo wins the competition. (S2 Ep 23) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Mouriatti the Irish wolfhound barks goodbye to his litter mates, as he meets his new owner and settles in his new home. (S1 Ep 10) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The doctors treat patients with a range of sports-related injuries, including a professional golfer who got a bad back from lifting his baby. (S3 Ep 36) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series. Julian answers an emergency call-out to a herd of Alpacas, Peter tries to save the eyesight of a two-day-old lamb, and Helen performs an emergency caesarean. (S2 Ep 5) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Raffy can't remember losing her temper with a school bully. Tori fears for her embryo transplant when she starts cramping. Irene makes a moving speech for Leah's video. 
13:45Neighbours Bea admits to Ned that she visited Shaun. Gary and Dipi fall asleep while cleaning Harold's and are seen leaving together the next morning. Sonya and Toadie set off a smoke alarm. 
14:15Killer Mom Film When 14 year old Allison loses her father in a plane crash, three years after her adoptive mother died, she is devastated. However, at the funeral, she is shocked to meet her real mom, Jessica. (2017) 
16:00Friends Monica becomes lost for words when toasting her parents at their 35th wedding anniversary party. Phoebe shows off her latest boyfriend Parker. (S8 Ep 18) 
16:30Friends Though Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, he is reluctant to let the magazine interview him. (S8 Ep 19) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Bea admits to Ned that she visited Shaun. Gary and Dipi fall asleep while cleaning Harold's and are seen leaving together the next morning. Sonya and Toadie set off a smoke alarm. 
18:00Home and Away Raffy can't remember losing her temper with a school bully. Tori fears for her embryo transplant when she starts cramping. Irene makes a moving speech for Leah's video. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Henry VIII's Lost Palace:.. ...Digging Up Britain. Archaeology series. Elsyng Palace was one of nearly 60 residences owned by Henry Vlll, but for centuries its exact location was unknown. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00New: Celebrity 5 Go Camping Travelogue series. As Joe Swash leaves the group, Bobby Davro falls ill, and Stephen Bailey gets a soap role, Michelle Collins and Cheryl Baker are left to fend for themselves. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Jane McDonald Cruising... ...Down Under. Travelogue show. Jane meets crocodiles, enjoys bush tucker in the outback, and explores the Great Barrier Reef on an underwater scooter, before finishing off in Melbourne. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:15Freddie Mercury: A Bohemian... ...Rhapsody. Part-dramatised documentary marks what would have been the charismatic singer's 70th year with a look at his life, relationships and creative brilliance. 
00:15Best of Bad TV: When Comedy... ...Shows Go Wrong. Clip show featuring multi-cultural mishaps on 'Mind Your Language', an attempt to turn Hitler into a sitcom and some squirm-inducing impressions. (S2 Ep 2) 
01:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:10High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:40High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. Shilts sheds some light on a woman with self-image issues. (S3 Ep 16) 
04:00The Yorkshire Vet Documentary series. Julian answers an emergency call-out to a herd of Alpacas, Peter tries to save the eyesight of a two-day-old lamb, and Helen performs an emergency caesarean. (S2 Ep 5) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice work their magic on a Victorian house in Chester. [SL] (S3 Ep 2) 
05:10Great Scientists Allan Chapman profiles famous and influential scientists. This edition features Isaac Newton and his revolutionary discoveries about light, colour and gravity. (Ep 3) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. When all the families have a boat race at the lake, Daddy Pig soon regrets picking a boat with pedals. (S4 Ep 43)