This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, June 3 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Pancakes Pig tales. Mummy Pig is making pancakes and Daddy Pig flips his so high that it sticks to the ceiling! Can the family get it down? (S1 Ep 29) 
06:05Peppa Pig Babysitting Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig go out for the evening, leaving Granny and Grandpa Pig to babysit an excitable Peppa and George. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:10Peppa Pig Ballet Lesson Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa is excited about her first ballet lesson. (S1 Ep 31) 
06:15Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm infects everyone. Miss Coach's whistle breaks on the Everyday School Sports Day. (S1 Ep 13) 
06:20Olly the Little White Van Animated series. Olly and Stan compete for the Bumpton X prize to see whose rocket can blast the highest, when Bertie accidentally gets blasted into space! (S1 Ep 69) 
06:25Fireman Sam CGI animation. After Sam and Tom put up signs warning everyone about some unsafe paths near the cliffs, Norman takes Mandy in search of a golden eagle. (S6 Ep 4) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. When the colours start to fade in the Fable Forest rainbow, Revs becomes a helicopter so that Noddy can find out why. (S1 Ep 33) 
06:50Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. The Fuzzly twins Mo and Bo become separated in the hotel. Can Abby reunite them? (S1 Ep 8) 
07:00Thomas & Friends: Big... ...World! Big Adventures! Animated escapades of the little blue engine. Emily gets her wish for an adventure when she is asked to take the Sodor Rangers up to Callan Castle... (S23 Ep 12) 
07:15Daisy & Ollie 2D animated series about two inquisitive four-year-olds. Ollie is nervous about being the ring bearer at a wedding. (S3 Ep 9) 
07:20Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Animated series about a loveable little pig. Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. (S4 Ep 13) 
07:30Peppa Pig Kylie Kangaroo Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa shows Kylie Kangaroo how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest? (S4 Ep 14) 
07:40Ricky Zoom CGI preschool series about a red motorcycle. Loop tries to stay clean to get his photo taken for his father. (S1 Ep 15) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue pups. Corny runs away from Farmer Al's farm during a blackout. (S5 Ep 8) 
08:10Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. The Floogals find an activity book of Girl Hooman's, but the pages contain only jumbled up numbers. (S3 Ep 13) 
08:25Becca's Bunch Animated adventures of a young bird in a bobble hat. When Mayor Ladymaus's treasured pearls go missing, Sylvia leads Becca and the Bunch to solve the case. (S1 Ep 45) 
08:45Little Princess 2D-animated series about a little girl who lives in a castle. Inspired by the King and Queen's pictures of their safari, Princess goes on a photographing safari herself. (S4 Ep 10) 
08:55New: Top Wing Animated series about a team of young rescue birds in training. The Cadets help Davey Hasselhawg give the little Turkskis a swimming lesson. (S2 Ep 27) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. Shiny and Iris have fun dressing up their beloved doll - but Hopper has his own concept of beauty... (S3 Ep 16) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15On Benefits: Britain's Most... ...Most Married Man. 67-year-old Ron believes his ninth wife, Cristel from the Philippines, will care for him in his old age, and Gwyn dreams of a life on the ocean waves. (S4 Ep 3) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Golden Girls American comedy. Blanche uses her feminine wiles to snare Jake. (S2 Ep 22) 
12:45The Golden Girls American comedy. Dorothy is dismayed when her daughter forgives her unfaithful husband. (S2 Ep 23) 
13:15Home and Away With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. 
13:45Neighbours Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. 
14:15The Stepson: Evil In My House Film Gripping drama starring Vivica A Fox and Gary Daniels. A sociopathic teenager terrorises a well-to-do suburban family after claiming to be the father's long lost son. (2016) 
16:00Friends Rachel waits in the maternity ward with an anxious Ross. Inspired to conceive, Chandler and Monica search for a private room for the purpose. (S8 Ep 23) 
16:30Friends After 47 hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8 Ep 24) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Chloe and Aaron discover a secret about Claudia that could prove to be a game-changer. Toadie works on Elly's appeal. Pierce learns that Naomi and Paul were once engaged. 
18:00Home and Away With the paternity test results due, Maggie tries to make amends but Ziggy decides to move in with Dean. As Mackenzie draws closer to Colby over Bella, Ari breaks up with her. 
18:255 News Tonight National and international news. 
18:35Around the World by Train WIth... Travelogue series with Tony Robinson. Covering tens of thousands of miles around the globe, Tony uncovers some of the less well ridden lines. 
19:00Railway Journeys With Chris Tarrant ...Journeys. Documentary series. Chris travels from Cape Town to Zimbabwe following the route of a railway pioneered by controversial British Colonialist Cecil Rhodes. (S3 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series with Jamie Theakston. After an hour-long chase the team use a stinger to stop a motorbike. (S6 Ep 3) 
21:00Grand Theft Auto: UK Documentary exposing the criminals who engage in stealing cars, revealing the tricks of the trade and the criminal hierarchies involved. (S2 Ep 4) 
22:00A&E After Dark-Uncut Compelling documentary series lifting the lid on the night shift as experienced by A&E workers. An angry patient with a police escort gives Dr Pon's treatment plan short shrift. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:05Bouncers Docuseries following the brave people who keep the peace at night. Marek and Greg handle two men who claim they were assaulted by a club's door staff. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05World's Toughest Prisons Documentary series about the world's toughest prisons. The prison city of San Pedro in La Paz, Bolivia is where the inmates rule and anarchy prevails. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:00Teleshopping Teleshopping 
01:30Teleshopping Teleshopping 
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02:30Teleshopping Teleshopping 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10World's Biggest Battleship:... ...Draining the Ocean. Documentary revealing what lies on the ocean floor. On the sea bed off the coast of China, the resting place of the largest battleship is discovered. (S2 Ep 3) 
04:00Britain's Great Cathedrals History series. Tony Robinson visits Durham cathedral, one of Britain's first UNESCO World Heritage Sites and a leading tourist attraction. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor. (S6 Ep 4) 
05:10Nick's Quest Wildlife documentary in which Nick Baker visits Playa Grande in Costa Rica, where the world's largest reptiles come ashore to lay their eggs. (S1 Ep 5) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 26) 
06:00Peppa Pig Thunderstorm Animation about a lovable young pig. Peppa and George get caught in a thunderstorm. (S1 Ep 32)