This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, May 28 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Thomas in Trouble Train stories. When a hasty Thomas leaves the fitter's yard before his final inspection, nasty noises start coming from his engine. [SL] 
06:10Rupert Bear Nutwood adventures. When the lighthouse stops working, Rupert and friends try to help. But what can create enough light to warn the ships away from the rocks? 
06:20Fireman Sam No Nurse Like You Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Mike is busy organising a garden party to celebrate his and Helen's wedding anniversary. 
06:30Jelly Jamm White Dodo New 3D, CGI-animated adventures on the musical planet of Jammbo. Everyone, especially Ongo, makes friends with an incredible animal, a White Dodo. 
06:45Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. 
06:50Bert and Ernie Three Wishes Claymation. Bert and Ernie polish a lamp they find at a Persian market - and out pops Gina the Genie, who offers them three wishes. 
06:55Milkshake Monkey Beach Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey makes some sandcastles at the beach. 
07:00Little Princess I Want a Bicycle. Little Princess's tricycle doesn't go fast enough, but when she graduates to a bicycle, she finds it a more difficult vehicle to master. Narrated by Julian Clary. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Baby Dragon Animation. The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him? 
07:20Mr Men Cinema Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Grumpy gets stuck next to Miss Chatterbox at the movies and Mr Strong and crew hunt for pirate treasure. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Happy Birthday, Sir! Train fun with Thomas and Winston as the engines celebrate a special birthday. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy Noddy and the Curious Package. What is inside the parcel that Noddy is delivering? Will his curiosity get the better of him? 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Flowertot Rainbow Fifi's flowers wilt when she forgets to water them, ruining Fifi's plans to surprise Violet with a colourful display. 
08:15Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:20Peppa Pig The Rainbow Pig tales. Peppa and her family spot a rainbow when they go for a drive. 
08:25Peppa Pig End of the Holiday Popular animation. Peppa has enjoyed her very first holiday abroad, but it is now time to go home. She can't wait to see Suzy and Goldie again. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car Racing animation. PC Pete has been called upon to investigate a case of some missing fuel. But where is Nick? 
08:45Castle Farm Farmer wants to make a gooseberry crumble, so he asks Farm Girl and Piggy to go and pick some gooseberries. 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas Jam Judge Animation. It's the Cuddlestown Jam Jamboree. But when the jam judge catches a cold, he loses his sense of taste. The Bananas jump in and take his place. 
09:00Tickety Toc Badge Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah are trying to win their good deeds badge from Troup Leader Au Lai. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10Da Vinci Code - The True Story The hit film of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code enthralled and enraged in equal measure - but is there any truth to this sensational story? 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15WW1 Top Gun: Revealed Documentary exploring how a small band of pioneering aircraft designers and engineers turned the aeroplane into a weapon of modern conflict between 1914 and 1918. 
13:15Home and Away Sid blames himself for Dex's seizure, but the damage has been done and Dex decides to quit nursing. Sasha and Rosie meet Bella, another victim of Mullens. 
13:45Neighbours Toadie plans to surprise Sonya with a renewal of their wedding vows. Kyle refuses to let Georgia's sacking come between them, but Georgia wants to take things slowly. 
14:20New: NCIS Need to Know US naval drama series. While examining the murder of a chief petty officer with top secret clearance, the team find an international arms dealer. 
15:15Final Verdict Film Crime thriller starring Erica Durance and Sebastien Roberts. A DA unearths a dangerous secret when a wife-murderer she put away has his conviction overturned. (2009) 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Toadie plans to surprise Sonya with a renewal of their wedding vows. Kyle refuses to let Georgia's sacking come between them, but Georgia wants to take things slowly. 
18:00Home and Away Sid blames himself for Dex's seizure, but the damage has been done and Dex decides to quit nursing. Sasha and Rosie meet Bella, another victim of Mullens. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00Cricket: England V New Zealand Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the final day's play as England take on New Zealand in the Second Test at Headingley. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00WW1's Tunnels of Death:The Big Dig Earthquaking the Ridge Benedict Cumberbatch narrates the revealing history behind an archaeological dig. In 1917, the stalemate was broken by the detonation of huge mines under the German lines. 
21:00New: CSI Crime Scene Investigation Exile New. Crime drama series with Ted Danson. The team investigates the murder of the sister of a famous Cuban singer. Hodges begins to get cold feet about his impending marriage. 
22:00New: Body of Proof Going Viral, Part 1: New. Crime drama. After a terrorist infects himself with a deadly virus, the team must find the culprit before he spreads the contagion throughout Philadelphia. 
22:50Desperado Film Violent action film starring Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. Action-packed tale of a mysterious man who arrives in a Mexican border town seeking revenge. (1995) 
00:50Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
03:55House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:20House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. Horrifying nightmares and a depressing atmosphere have led one family to believe they are unwelcome in their own home. 
04:45Great Scientists Series presented by Allan Chapman which profiles famous and influential scientists. The mind-boggling world of the complex and profound Albert Einstein. 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
06:00Thomas and Friends Dirty Work Rail tales. James is taking the mayor to the Festival of Lights at the Scottish castle, and tells his friends that he cannot help with their jobs because he'll get dirty. [SL]