This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, April 4 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Access Entertainment round up. 
08:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. (S7 Ep 2) 
08:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. (S7 Ep 3) 
08:55Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. (S7 Ep 10) 
09:20Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. (S7 Ep 12) 
09:45Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. (S7 Ep 14) 
10:15Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. (S7 Ep 15) 
10:40Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. (S7 Ep 16) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. (S7 Ep 17) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. (S7 Ep 18) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. (S7 Ep 19) 
12:30Cats and Dogs Film Action-packed comedy starring Elizabeth Perkins and Jeff Goldblum. A top-secret, hi-tech war is being waged between cats and dogs under the noses of their unsuspecting owners. (2001) 
13:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:35Cats and Dogs Film Action-packed comedy starring Elizabeth Perkins and Jeff Goldblum. A top-secret, hi-tech war is being waged between cats and dogs under the noses of their unsuspecting owners. (2001) 
14:15Power Rangers Film US action film starring Dacre Montgomery and Naomi Scott. The lives of five teenagers change when they stumble upon a crashed alien ship and acquire superpowers. (2017) 
15:20Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:25Power Rangers Film US action film starring Dacre Montgomery and Naomi Scott. The lives of five teenagers change when they stumble upon a crashed alien ship and acquire superpowers. (2017) 
16:35Wild Wild West Film Fast and furious comedy western. Two government agents are involved in a desperate race against time to foil a sinister criminal mastermind's plot to assassinate the US president (1999). 
17:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:40Wild Wild West Film Fast and furious comedy western. Two government agents are involved in a desperate race against time to foil a sinister criminal mastermind's plot to assassinate the US president (1999). 
18:45Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
19:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:50Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
21:00Bridget Jones's Baby Film Romantic comedy sequel starring Renee Zellweger and Patrick Dempsey. Bridget faces a dilemma when she falls pregnant, but is unsure of the father's identity. (2016) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Bridget Jones's Baby Film Romantic comedy sequel starring Renee Zellweger and Patrick Dempsey. Bridget faces a dilemma when she falls pregnant, but is unsure of the father's identity. (2016) 
23:25Fatal Attraction Film Controversial thriller starring Michael Douglas and Glenn Close. An extramarital fling turns into a nightmare for a married Manhattan lawyer when his lover refuses to end the affair. (1987) 
00:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:30Fatal Attraction Film Controversial thriller starring Michael Douglas and Glenn Close. An extramarital fling turns into a nightmare for a married Manhattan lawyer when his lover refuses to end the affair. (1987) 
01:50Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Rich Kid Jacob, who lives in a flat in Chelsea bought by his parents, moves in with Terri, Gareth and their three kids in Manchester. (S3 Ep 3) 
02:50Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Documentary series peeling back the layers to expose star surgery disasters. After losing seven stone in eight months, Josie Gibson was left with a large amount of excess skin. (S2 Ep 6) 
03:50Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
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