This week's UK TV & radio

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08:003rd Rock From The Sun Emmy Award-winning sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. The Solomons learn about Thanksgiving. (S2 Ep 10) 
08:20House The Right Stuff Medical drama about an antisocial doctor. House treats a fighter pilot whose confused vision and hearing causes her to hallucinate. (2/16). 
09:10House 97 Seconds Medical drama about a maverick doctor. House splits his applicants into two teams and orders them to diagnose a disabled man suffering from fainting spells. (3/16). 
10:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Rose lost her job and had to rent out her house, but the tenant stopped paying rent. When Harpreet returns to his property, he finds it has been stripped bare. (S2 Ep 9) 
11:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Kate's tenants are suing her for trying to evict them. After a health scare, Tim wants to sell his property, but his tenant refuses to leave. (S2 Ep 10) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. Stewart suffers a tirade of verbal abuse, and Steve and Ben meet a woman running her flat from a single plug. (S4 Ep 5) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The teams face a fraudulent tenant, an evasive debtor and a mother in denial. (S4 Ep 9) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
15:00Neighbours Is Finn losing control? Chloe has a great idea, but it upsets a loved one. Terese's plan to promote the Wedding Expo has unforeseen consequences. Will Lucy take a gamble on love? 
15:30Home and Away Robbo and Willow are shocked to hear that Dylan Carter has been found dead and Lance is missing. A humiliated Ryder deals with the fallout of Jade's sex tape allegations. 
16:00House Don't Ever Change Maverick medic Dr House and his team must diagnose a Jewish bride who is taken ill at her wedding. (12/16) 
17:00House No More Mr Nice Guy House must cope with a patient whose symptoms conceal a greater issue, but spends most of his time dodging Cuddy's orders to give performance reviews. (13/16) 
18:00Neighbours Is Finn losing control? Chloe has a great idea, but it upsets a loved one. Terese's plan to promote the Wedding Expo has unforeseen consequences. Will Lucy take a gamble on love? 
18:30Home and Away Ryder is charged, giving Mac no choice but to sack him and give Jade her job back. To ensure Grace's safety, Jasmine hands her over to Tori. Colby begins to doubt Bella. 
19:00Benefits Britain: Life On the Dole Documentary series about people who live on benefits, focusing this time on the immigrants who claim welfare in order to support children who live overseas in their home countries. (S2 Ep 3) 
20:00Filthy House SOS Dirt-busting duo Jon and Brennan take on some of Britain's filthiest homes. Sue lost control of the housework since she moving in with her mother who has dementia. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Maternity Ward The reality of childbirth is laid bare in this new documentary series following expectant parents hoping for the perfect birth at The Royal Preston Hospital's award-winning Maternity Unit. (Ep.1) 
22:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Cases of neighbours not seeing eye to eye in Spain. Illona's dream of opening an animal sanctaury in Spain upsets a group of local hunters. (S6 Ep 8) 
23:00Scary Movie 4 Film Spoof comedy starring Anna Faris and Bill Pullman. Three dim-witted youngsters attempt to prevent an imminent alien invasion. (2006) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05Scary Movie 4 Film Spoof comedy starring Anna Faris and Bill Pullman. Three dim-witted youngsters attempt to prevent an imminent alien invasion. (2006) 
00:35Now That's Funny! Family-friendly clip show. Don your oven mitts for some kitchen nightmares even Ramsay couldn't fix. Plus hilarious horseplay, fishing for kittens, and the Stars of the Week. (Ep 4) 
01:40Riverdale Teen drama. A fully-fledged production of 'Carrie: The Musical' is underway at Riverdale High. Cheryl bags the lead role, but it becomes a poisoned chalice. (S2 Ep 18) 
02:35Riverdale Teen drama. The return of the Black Hood has left Midge six feet under. Betty suspects Chic, and sure enough her digging suggests he has something to hide. (S2 Ep 19) 
03:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. When Jake reveals that he heard his mother having sex, it brings back a repressed memory for Charlie. (S4 Ep 13) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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