This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for ITV 1 HD on Saturday, September 6 2014

06:00Pat & Stan Astro-spountz Pat the hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog manage to turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Pat and Stan decide to surprise Stephanie on her birthday. [SL] 
06:10Pat & Stan Scare Me If You Can Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog manage to turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Aunt Martha tries to cure Pat of his hiccups. [SL] 
06:15Pat & Stan Grand Hotel Pat and Stan install a special antenna - but when it is hit by lightning there is no end of damage! [SL] 
06:25Dino Dan Ready? Set? Dino!: Palaeontologist-in-training Dan Henderson takes kids on a Jurassic journey. Dan uses bait to race a T-Rex and a Spinosaurus during gym class. [SL] 
06:35Dino Dan To Catch a Dino Palaeontologist-in-training Dan Henderson's Jurassic journey. Cory wants a bedtime story, so Dan tells a tale of two cavemen and their quest to catch a baby T-Rex. [SL] 
06:50Canimals Egg Roll Pow gets all maternal when he sees an egg. Leon decides the same egg would be a great meal. Can Pow protect his baby or will he crack under pressure? 
06:55Canimals Shiny Cans When Oz is excluded from playing with Nia and Mimi, she decides to get them back. She is outnumbered so she bribes strong but stupid Uly to act on her behalf. 
07:00Sooty The Swimming Lesson Sweep is scared of the water, and cannot reach his frisbee when it lands in the sea. Luckily Richard is giving swimming lessons at the holiday park. 
07:10Nerds & Monsters Oh Brother Animation about three nerdy kids and a dumb footballer marooned on an uncharted island. Skur realises that Lyle is next in line to the throne. 
07:25Nerds & Monsters The Comic or the Girl Animation about three nerdy kids and a dumb footballer marooned on an uncharted island. Irwin and Dudley believe Zarg has an extremely rare comic book. 
07:40Mr Bean Camping The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. An old photo album causes Bean to reminisce about summers at scout camp as a boy, and he plans a night under the stars. 
07:55Chowder The Thrice Cream Man The animated adventures of master chef Mung Daal and his apprentice. Mung tries to break Chowder's Thrice Cream obsession by creating a living Thrice Cream Man. 
08:10Chowder The Flibber-Flabber Diet The animated adventures of chef Mung Daal. When Truffles believes that everyone in the catering company is overweight, she puts them all on a strict diet. 
08:25ITV News Lucrezia Millarini presents the latest national and international news. 
08:30Weekend Alistair McGowan and Deacon Blue are Aled Jones's guests. There is the review of the week's TV and Aled meets more amazing people from around the world in Talking in the Air. 
09:25The Hungry Sailors Dick and James hop around the Isles of Scilly again, with Tresco and Bryher their latest destinations as they gather produce from the famous Abbey Gardens. 
10:25Murder, She Wrote A Murderous Muse Another case for the super sleuth from Cabot Cove. When a conductor is killed, the father of a talented prodigy is blamed; Jessica Fletcher seeks to prove otherwise. 
11:20ITV News & Weather Lucrezia Millarini with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts. 
11:30Columbo: Last Salute to the... ...Commodore. When the boss of a yacht-building empire is found dead, Columbo thinks he has a straightforward case on his hands. But complications ensue when the prime suspect is murdered. 
13:25Catchphrase Sophie, Richard and Linda compete to guess the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues, but only one lucky contestant will get the chance to win fifty thousand pounds. 
14:10All Star Family Fortunes TV presenter Penny Smith and her folks go up against Emmerdale star James Sutton and clan in a bid to win big money for their chosen charities. Hosted by Vernon Kay. 
14:55The X Factor The talent juggernaut is back, as Simon Cowell and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini join Mel B and Louis Walsh on the panel. The room auditions continue, as more hopefuls face the judges. 
15:55The Secret of My Success Film Comedy starring Michael J Fox and Helen Slater, 1987. An affable young man from the country seeks his fortune in New York by adopting the guise of a city executive. 
18:00ITV News London Regional news update for the capital and the South East, plus local weather. 
18:10ITV News & Weather Charlene White with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 
18:30You've Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious home videos. Watch the world's funniest mishaps and rate the clips on Twitter at #framed. 
19:00The Chase: Celebrity Special Meera Syal, David Emanuel, Kyran Bracken and Johnny Vegas all try and win thousands of pounds for charity. Presented by Bradley Walsh. 
20:00The X Factor The talent juggernaut is back, as Simon Cowell and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini join Mel B and Louis Walsh on the panel. The room auditions continue, as more hopefuls face the judges. 
21:20Through the Keyhole Keith Lemon snoops around the homes of more mystery celebrities. This week's guests are actor and presenter Joe Swash, broadcaster Gabby Logan and comedian Paddy McGuinness. 
22:20ITV News & Weather Charlene White with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts. 
22:35Knocked Up Film Comedy starring Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen, 2007. A journalist tries to build a relationship with a slacker after their one night stand results in a pregnancy. 
00:55Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how or join in now at jackpot247.com. 
03:00The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle presents the explosive US version of his popular talk show. [SL] 
03:40ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 
06:00Pat & Stan Baby Sitters Pat and Stan are asked to babysit Lili's kids - but they lose the bunnies! [SL]