This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, January 29 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Back Up, Dancer After Jack took off as a backup dancer with the iconic Jennifer Lopez in last season's finale, he now reappears in the same role - but as part of Jackson's performance tour. (S7, E02) 
08:35Will & Grace One Gay at a Time: Grace has a surprise reunion with Val as she attempts to steal doughnuts at an AA meeting. She gets hooked on AA meetings for free therapy and food... (S7, E03) 
09:00The U.S. Office Christmas Party The office Christmas party turns into a disaster when Michael decides to give all of the employees the ability to steal each other's gifts. (S2, E10) 
09:30The U.S. Office Booze Cruise Michael rents a boat for the annual motivational cruise, where he angers the captain with his antics. A drunken Roy publicly sets a wedding date... Amy Adams guest stars. (S2, E11) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Born a Gamblin' Man: Earl's gay friend Kenny wants to be more masculine, so Earl tries to teach him. They both develop a gambling problem - indirectly causing Catalina to get deported! (S2, E09) 
10:30My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Uno): Earl and Randy go to Mexico to bring Catalina back and hopefully give Randy a chance to win her heart, but Earl's fear of flying causes unforeseen problems. (S2, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
12:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
12:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
13:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
13:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
14:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
14:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
15:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
16:00My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Dos): Randy is heartbroken when Catalina's uncle (John Leguizamo) announces that Earl has agreed to marry her so she can get a green card. (S2, E11) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Our "Cops" Is On: The townspeople gather around the Crab Shack's TV to watch an episode of Cops featuring Camden County. But this reveals more problems to add to Earl's list. (S2, E12) 
17:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
17:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
18:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
18:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
19:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
19:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
20:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
20:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
21:00Airplane! Film When the crew of a jet are incapacitated due to food poisoning, a rogue pilot with a drinking problem and his ex-girlfriend turned stewardess must bring the plane to a safe landing. (1980) 
23:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guest judge Big Narstie plus Katherine Ryan. Featuring "Made in Chelsea"'s Jamie Laing vs. fellow posh boy Ivo Graham, and Joe Sutherland vs. Sophie Duker. (S4, E02) 
23:30Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Louis and Aida will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E03) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ben and Stephanie will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E04) 
01:00South Park Grey Dawn There's an epidemic in South Park. An epidemic of senior citizen related driving accidents! When their licenses are all revoked they decide to fight back military style! (S7, E10) 
01:30South Park Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
02:00South Park All About The Mormons A new family moves to South Park and their son Gary is an unusually perfect Mormon - this angers the boys no end! Will Stan beat him up or go for a family dinner?! (S7, E12) 
02:30South Park Butt Out When the boys' smoking leads to a nasty incident, it's the cigarettes that are blamed rather than them. Cue the glutinous Rob Reiner to arrive in town with his anti-smoking lobby! (S7, E13) 
03:00South Park Raisins When Wendy breaks up with Stan he takes it hard. The boys decide to take him to the restaurant Raisins, where all of the employees are preteen girls who enjoy wearing heavy make-up. (S7, E14) 
03:25South Park It's Christmas In Canada A law is passed in Canada, meaning poor lil' Ike must return to his biological parents. The boys set out to stop this but who is the evil mastermind behind the law? (S7, E15) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Wet Paint, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S3, E05) 
04:35Takeshi's Castle One hundred Beauty Queens try to avoid bathing in muck in BRAND NEW game Mud Ball before taking on the Honeycomb maze. (S3, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.