This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, October 16 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Restaurant Wars At first, Michael is sceptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when rivals get sneaky. (S5, E08) 
08:35My Wife And Kids The Return of Bobby Shaw Michael's enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave. When Michael tries to get him out of the contract, they end up in a dance off. (S5, E09) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boxing Helena Will encounters a boxing instructor - who teaches him a thing or two about female boxers. Meanwhile, Carlton feels threatened by his personal trainer. (S6, E12) 
10:00Scrubs My Bad Too Turk decides to learn Spanish and soon realises being bilingual can only work to his advantage. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox begins a game of thievery with Dr. Kelso's breakfast. (S7, E07) 
10:30Scrubs My Manhood J.D. and Turk both try to prove their masculinity, the Janitor starts his own newspaper, 'The Janitorial', that irks Dr. Cox, and Turk's embarrassing secret is revealed. (S7, E08) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Driving Miss Gilmore Rory is strict in keeping Logan on bed rest following his release from the hospital, enlisting in the help of Paris and Doyle to assure that he does not strain himself. (S6, E21) 
14:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
14:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
15:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
17:00Friends: Season 3 The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
17:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
18:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
18:30Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
19:00Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
19:30Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Boy II Man Nicole has to repeat eighth grade, much to the delight of Eddie and his classmates. Nicole's dad inspires Louis to try and convince Jessica that they should have a daughter. (S2, E02) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Best Waxing Grocery Rental When Greg insists on being Matt's best man at his wedding, Matt is forced to reveal his secret about their plans. (S2, E12) 
21:00Face/Off Film In order to foil an extortion plot, an FBI agent (John Travolta) undergoes facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a terrorist (Nicolas Cage). (1997) 
23:50Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Felicity and Jake will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E02) 
00:15Bad Education Sex Education Abbey Grove School parents are worried about the impending arrival of the French exchange students. Meanwhile, is Alfie really the right man to entrust with a sex education class? 
00:55Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
01:20Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
01:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air There's the Rub (Part 2): Phil and Will get arrested at the massage parlour because the girls try to give them more than a massage. Hilary and Carlton continue to volunteer at the shelter. (S6, E10) 
02:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boxing Helena Will encounters a boxing instructor - who teaches him a thing or two about female boxers. Meanwhile, Carlton feels threatened by his personal trainer. (S6, E12) 
02:45South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Returning from school break, all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man as they fight to see who'll play with her! (S6, E10) 
03:10South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
03:30The Cleveland Show Brown History Month Cleveland and Lester are ordered by a judge to work together on a float for the Stoolbend Unity Parade after they get in a fight. (S1, E19) 
03:55New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Amandla Stenberg (Rue in "The Hunger Games"), talking about her new crime-drama movie "The Hate U Give". Also starring Anthony Mackie and Common. 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Halloween Reese and Malcolm find out that there was a murder in the house before they moved in; making Hal highly agitated. Meanwhile, Reese and Dewey take Jamie Trick or Treating. (S7, E04) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Jessica Stays Over Jessica (Hayden Panettiere) teaches Malcolm how to manipulate Lois, Reese prepares to mail himself to China, and Hal is terrorized by a bee. (S7, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.