This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, January 15 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Ocardial Infarction J.D. tries to pawn off Elliot as his 'sidekick' but is shocked to find that she's the better doctor. The Janitor gathers up the 'Brain Trust' to upstage Ted's band. (S4, E13) 
08:35Scrubs My Lucky Charm A man (Colin Farrell) injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest. Also, Dr Cox gets a vasectomy behind Jordan's back. (S4, E14) 
09:008 Simple Rules Goodbye (Part 2): Cate and the kids come together after the funeral to comfort each other and read the last article Paul ever wrote. (S2, E05) 
09:308 Simple Rules No Right Way The kids return to school for the first time after their father's death, meanwhile Jim tries to be helpful by making some questionable home improvements to the Hennessy homes. (S2, E06) 
10:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
10:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
11:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
11:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
12:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other as the wingmen from hell at a dating event. (S10, E17) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Casual Friday Michael is caught in the middle when the sales team wants their old clients back, and "Casual Friday" becomes a problem when members of the office dress inappropriately. (S5, E26) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Café Disco Michael turns the old Michael Scott Paper Company office into a coffee bar and disco, and wants everyone to ignore their work to relax there. (S5, E27) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
20:00Grown Ups Film After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider) reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
22:00New: Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Kiri Pritchard-McLean vs. Brennan Reece, and Joel Dommett vs. Alex Edelman. (S3, E02) 
22:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Felicity and Jake will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E02) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Best of s11 The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Best of s11 The guys, posing as receptionists, try not to laugh at ridiculous names given to them on a list, and then compete to give away strange items as a reward for returning their "lost" wallet. (S11, E12) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Best of s11 The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
00:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Kiri Pritchard-McLean vs. Brennan Reece, and Joel Dommett vs. Alex Edelman. (S3, E02) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is actor/director Derek Waters, talking about the new season of "Drunk History" - which will feature Seth Rogen, Elijah Wood, and Will Ferrell! 
01:35South Park Gluten Free Ebola When bad things happen to a scientist explaining how gluten is fine, the whole of South Park goes gluten free - can the cure to the gluten epidemic be found? (S18. E02) 
02:00South Park The Cissy Cartman has a plan in order to poo whenever he wants! Though Wendy might have something to say about it. Randy is harbouring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. (S18, E03) 
02:30South Park Handicar Timmy's new transportation service, to raise money for summer camp, makes him a lot of enemies - including arch nemeses Nathan and Mimsy! This is not going to end well... (S18, E04) 
03:00South Park The Magic Bush Cartman and Butters spy on Craig's mum using a drone. When the recording they made goes viral on the internet, the people of South Park decide an army of drones is needed! (S18, E05) 
03:25South Park Freemium Isn't Free The Canadian government is making money from a "free" Terrance & Phillip app. No one told Terrance and Phillip! Meanwhile, Randy discovers Stan is addicted to the game! (S18, E06) 
03:50The Cleveland Show The Hangover - Part Tubbs: Donna tries to run for the school board, but her plans are thwarted when Cleveland accidentally kills a new friend playing a game. (S4, E14) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Three's a Crowd Will and Carlton are on their annual weekend ski trip and things don't exactly go as planned. Meanwhile, the family celebrate when Hilary announces she is moving out. (S5, E13) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's a Wonderful Lie Lisa and Will both make up excuses as to why they cannot go on a date. When the pair end up at the same fraternity party, both of them have a lot of explaining to do. (S5, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.