This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, April 3 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How did the guys manage to blend in with the focus group in "Laugh Man Standing"? What treat did Sal nearly offer to the children in the studio? And how did Joe set Q up for his punishment? (S3, E28) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr put their friendships to the test by revealing the secrets they share using sketches and improv. (S1, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
10:00The Middle Halloween VIII The Heckoning: Sue attempts to reclaim her bedroom from Brick. Meanwhile, Axl lashes out on his family after having to act nice around April. (S8, E03) 
10:30The Middle True Grit Frankie accidentally buys underwear with a sexy saying on the bottom. Meanwhile, Brick worries about losing a friend to football and Sue tries to break up with Jeremy. (S8, E04) 
11:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
11:30Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
12:00The U.S. Office The Carpet Michael discovers someone has defecated in his office. He suspects that one of his employees did it out of hate, leading him to begin resenting them. (S2, E14) 
12:30The U.S. Office Boys and Girls Jan comes to Scranton to lead a seminar for the women in the office. Michael becomes upset for being left out, and decides to host his own seminar for the men. (S2, E15) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Cats The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, Cats get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect feline fails and kitty chaos galore. (S2, E11) 
14:30Most Ridiculous On Vacation The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, holidays get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from water parks to camping. (S2, E12) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E25) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Q shocks everyone at Hooters; behind the scenes with Joe, Murr, Q and Sal to find out what ``mondo dook'' really means. (S1, E26) 
17:00The Middle Roadkill It's Brick's 15th birthday and time to learn to drive. Sue tries to choose a college major before the deadline and learns a shocking secret from Frankie along the way. (S8, E05) 
17:30The Middle Thanksgiving VIII Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner. (S8, E06) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
19:00The U.S. Office Scott's Tots A promise that Michael made ten years ago comes back to haunt him. Could an 'Employee of the Month' scheme lead to the downfall of Jim? (S6, E12) 
19:30The U.S. Office Secret Santa There's competition in the office for the role of Santa Claus this Christmas. Erin's secret santa takes gift sending to the next level. (S6, E13) 
20:00The U.S. Office The Carpet Michael discovers someone has defecated in his office. He suspects that one of his employees did it out of hate, leading him to begin resenting them. (S2, E14) 
20:30The U.S. Office Boys and Girls Jan comes to Scranton to lead a seminar for the women in the office. Michael becomes upset for being left out, and decides to host his own seminar for the men. (S2, E15) 
21:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
21:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
22:00The Cleveland Show You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown Cleveland's parents announce they are getting married and moving to Stoolbend. (S1, E21) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss capital punishment, the Ten Commandments and hostage negotiation. (S3, E07) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years Cartmanland When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06) 
01:00Gods of the Game Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Rebecca Adlington, Raymond Van Barneveld, and Hannah Cockcroft in surreal contests. (S1, E03) 
01:30Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
02:30Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum, Ninette, are in the City of the Future. They're in High-Tech Seoul in South Korea and are taking control of and corrupting a Mega-Robot. (S3, E03) 
03:20New: The Jim Jefferies Show Jim discusses the spate of recent deaths linked to vaping, visits Japan to examine the decline of sex among young people, and looks at the disappearing stigma around STDs. (S3, E14) 
03:45Younger Tattoo You Liza's daughter Caitlin returns from India and, on a night out with the girls, gets a tattoo - from Josh. Diana chips a tooth at an important dinner. (S2, E01) 
04:05Younger The Mao Function Things are not going well in bed for Josh and Liza. Kelsey does not feel appreciated at work and considers accepting an offer from a competitor... (S2, E02) 
04:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
04:45The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposť when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
06:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02)