This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, August 15 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Will Trash Book Spa When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. (S1, E14) 
06:20Life In Pieces Soccer Gigi TV Mikey When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him. (S1, E15) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Emancipation Fed up with military school, Francis gets himself legally emancipated so he can go to Alaska with his friend Eric and become a logger. This does not sit well with the family. (S3, E02) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Book Club Lois, in an attempt to get a break from the family, joins a book club that turns out to be a night off for frustrated housewives, but it all goes a little bit haywire. (S3, E03) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favourite episodes of the show with shareable pop-up facts directly from the Jokers, giving viewers a unique and unprecedented look behind the curtain. (S1, E15) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
13:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
13:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
14:00Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
15:00The Middle From Orson with Love Frankie turns to Facebook to help Sue, Axl and Brick try to make a viral video with bunnies and kittens, and Frankie's dad tries to share his "wisdom" with Mike. (S4, E21) 
15:30The Middle Hallelujah Hoedown Sue is upset when everyone gets their driver's license, Frankie tells each kid exactly what she wants for Mother's Day, and Axl and Cassidy's prom does not go well. (S4, E22) 
16:00The Middle The Ditch Sue decides to play hooky for the first time, Frankie pretends to be a doctor, Mike has a careless accident on the highway, and Brick refuses to take a placement test. (S4, E23) 
16:30The Middle The Graduation Will Frankie and Axl make it to Axl's graduation without killing each other? Sue gets one more crack at the driving test, and Brick neglects his duties as class historian. (S4, E24) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Emancipation Fed up with military school, Francis gets himself legally emancipated so he can go to Alaska with his friend Eric and become a logger. This does not sit well with the family. (S3, E02) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Book Club Lois, in an attempt to get a break from the family, joins a book club that turns out to be a night off for frustrated housewives, but it all goes a little bit haywire. (S3, E03) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
18:30Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a two-year erection, fortune telling asparagus, a boy trapped in a vending machine, and the cinnamon challenge. (S6, E05) 
22:00South Park: Season 6 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
22:30South Park: Season 6 The Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison realizes that getting fired for being gay could allow him to sue the school for millions, so he decides to perform crazy sex acts with Mr Slave. (S6, E14) 
23:00South Park: Season 6 The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
23:30Brickleberry Obamascare President Obama visits Brickleberry, Woody and Steve are joined at the liver thanks to a clause in the Healthcare Act, and Connie tells Ethel that Obama sexually harassed her. (S3, E01) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Like a Boss Cleveland is upset when Tim gets a promotion over him at Waterman Cable, so he tries to sabotage him. (S2, E12) 
00:30The Cleveland Show A Short Story and a Tall Tale Cleveland gets in trouble after heckling the players at the NBA All Star Game, and Rallo makes friends with adult little person. (S2, E13) 
01:00Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up Join Chris as he explores growing up, getting older, taking responsibility and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged kicking and screaming into modern adulthood. 
02:00Detroiters Farmer Zack Sam re-records an old jingle he sang with his ex after it causes friction in his new relationship, and Tim finds out that he isn't well-liked on the internet. (S2, E05) 
02:30Nathan For You Gas Station / Caricature Artist: Nathan devises the world's greatest rebate to help an independent gas station and transforms a fledgling caricature artist into the King of Sting. (S1, E04) 
03:00Nathan For You Haunted House / The Hunk: Nathan tries to get a haunted house deemed "too scary" and overcomes his fear of the opposite sex by creating a fake reality show. (S1, E05) 
03:20Nathan For You Funeral Home / Burger Joint / Skydiving: Nathan diversifies services at a struggling funeral home, puts a burger joint to the test and goes skydiving. (S1, E06) 
03:45Borderline The Hens Mockumentary series about UK border officials. Two rowdy drunks from a hen party give Clive a hard time. Grant falls for a beautiful Ukrainian. (S1, E02) 
04:05TripTank Larry David has lunch with Larry Flynt, an "Animal Hitman" takes out various pets, and Gary's day out playing mini-golf with his son is interrupted by pranks. Adult animated sketch show. (S1, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Silence of the Louise When Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked, Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case. (S8, E02) 
04:50Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
05:15The Middle From Orson with Love Frankie turns to Facebook to help Sue, Axl and Brick try to make a viral video with bunnies and kittens, and Frankie's dad tries to share his "wisdom" with Mike. (S4, E21) 
05:35The Middle Hallelujah Hoedown Sue is upset when everyone gets their driver's license, Frankie tells each kid exactly what she wants for Mother's Day, and Axl and Cassidy's prom does not go well. (S4, E22) 
06:00Life In Pieces Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian repeatedly hits on her. (S1, E16)