This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, May 30 2013

06:00Switched A year after aspiring rock star Pat and ballerina beauty Becky switched lives, Pat revisits Becky and her family in North Carolina. Pat's feelings for Becky are growing stronger each day. [SL] 
06:2090210 Sweaty Palms and Weak Knees Annie learns to cope with Jasper's decision, Silver and Teddy go on a double date with Liam and Naomi, and Naomi's lie gets out of hand. 
07:05Ugly Betty The Butterfly Effect (Part 2/2): Betty's anti-malaria photoshoot is scuppered by Daniel's neediness and Matt's scornful attitude. Elsewhere, Amanda makes a friend. 
07:50Desperate Housewives Let Me Entertain You Susan's days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end after she angers an important client and incurs the wrath of her boss, Maxine. 
08:40Scrubs My Super Ego JD has competition for the status of top intern at the hospital. Turk loses his cool in the operating theatre and is given unusual advice on how to get it back. 
09:10Rules of Engagement Voluntary Commitment Russell discovers that having a male assistant at work can be advantageous. Meanwhile, Audrey makes a bet with Jeff. 
09:4090210 Sweaty Palms and Weak Knees Annie learns to cope with Jasper's decision, Silver and Teddy go on a double date with Liam and Naomi, and Naomi's lie gets out of hand. 
10:35Ugly Betty The Butterfly Effect (Part 2/2): Betty's anti-malaria photoshoot is scuppered by Daniel's neediness and Matt's scornful attitude. Elsewhere, Amanda makes a friend. 
11:35Charmed Saving Private Leo Two ghosts from Leo's past who have been searching for him for 60 years finally catch up with him and seek revenge for the harm that they believe he caused them. 
12:30Hollyoaks Tensions run high at Texas's funeral, Theresa is left heartbroken and Maxine is curious about Patrick's behaviour. Sandy makes a devastating decision for the good of her family. 
13:00How I Met Your Mother Unfinished When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney tries to woo him by using his best womanising tactics. 
13:30How I Met Your Mother Subway Wars The gang race against each other, using different methods of transport, to get to a restaurant where Woody Allen has been spotted. Who will arrive first? 
14:00Scrubs My Balancing Act JD's blind date with Alex is a pleasant surprise, but his heavy workload turns out to be an obstacle to their relationship. 
14:30Scrubs My Drug Buddy JD and his new girlfriend, hospital social worker Alex, are both assigned to a drug addict patient. Carla sees another side to Dr Kelso. 
15:00Charmed Saving Private Leo Two ghosts from Leo's past who have been searching for him for 60 years finally catch up with him and seek revenge for the harm that they believe he caused them. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Lyin' King: Jeff and Audrey lie to Jennifer and Adam to get out of a dinner they are hosting so that they can go to a much cooler party. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Poaching Timmy Timmy and Audrey join forces when Timmy tires of Russell's demands and Audrey wants to dump her incompetent assistant. 
17:00How I Met Your Mother Unfinished When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney tries to woo him by using his best womanising tactics. 
17:25How I Met Your Mother Subway Wars The gang race against each other, using different methods of transport, to get to a restaurant where Woody Allen has been spotted. Who will arrive first? 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Benefactor Factor A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Formulation Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. 
19:00Hollyoaks Will anybody find Jason before it's too late? Dodger reaches a new low, Sienna's schemes start to fall apart, and Jim is stunned to learn the secret at the heart of the McQueen family. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Slutty Pumpkin Ted goes to a boring Halloween party hoping to find a girl he lost touch with who dresses as a 'slutty pumpkin'. Elsewhere, Robin goes on a double date. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. 
20:30How I Met Your Mother Brand new series - Weekend at Barney's: When Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney helps his friend find a new date by using his infamous playbook full of 'fool-proof' ways to chat up women. 
21:00The New Normal Brand new series - Finding Name-O: Bryan and David find it difficult to compromise when they plan the details of their wedding and attempt to choose a name for their unborn child. 
21:302 Broke Girls Brand new series - And Not-So-Sweet Charity: Max and Caroline are in danger of losing their cupcake shop and get an eviction notice. Can Caroline's rich but callous aunt give them a loan? 
22:00What Happens in Kavos... The final episode meets the British workers in the infamous Greek resort, including Jenny, who has medical tests, is hit by a car and is treated for malnutrition, all in a matter of weeks. 
23:05Fresh Meat A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine. 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Benefactor Factor A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. 
00:30The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Formulation Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. 
00:55What Happens in Kavos... The final episode meets the British workers in the infamous Greek resort, including Jenny, who has medical tests, is hit by a car and is treated for malnutrition, all in a matter of weeks. 
02:00Fresh Meat A geology careers fair sets the boys against each other as they battle for lucrative internships. Oregon is thrown together with Tony as she attempts to secure funding for her new magazine. 
02:45Happy Endings Full Court Dress Alex offers to design Jane a dress for her charity event, while Dave and Brad strike up a friendship with their postman. 
03:05The Ricky Gervais Show Bryan's Brain The third series of the animated comedy with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. Karl pitches his movie idea, The Wife of Brian. 
03:30The Cleveland Show Once Upon a Tyne in New York Donna is dismayed when Cleveland invites the Stoolbend gang to tag along on their overdue honeymoon - a road trip to New York. 
03:55Life Unexpected Pilot US drama about 15-year-old Lux, who has spent her childhood in foster care. Lux traces her biological parents in order to become emancipated from the system. 
04:35Desperate Housewives Let Me Entertain You Susan's days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end after she angers an important client and incurs the wrath of her boss, Maxine. 
06:00Switched Water polo player Courtney experiences life with a big family, while sporty Adam finds out how to live in two households. [SL]