| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Scrubs My Princess
Dr. Cox weaves a bedtime fairy tale for his son. Starring Princess Elliot, the Janitor as the Giant, Turk and Carla are a two-headed witch, and J.D. as the village idiot. Season 7 finale. |
| 09:30 | Scrubs My Jerks
Season eight opener. The sexy but unethical Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) shakes things up at Sacred Heart, J.D. struggles to teach the new interns, and Carla helps Elliot put her ego in check. |
| 10:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond Pet Cemetery
Ray inadvertently commits 'petslaughter' on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. |
| 10:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Author
Ray's dream of writing a sports book gets squashed when the publisher passes on it just as Robert receives the good news that he is being promoted to lieutenant. |
| 11:00 | Frasier Dinner At Eight
Frasier and Niles's plan to "improve" their father's tastes by taking him to a fancy restaurant rebounds on them when he takes them to his favourite place instead. |
| 11:30 | Frasier I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier gets drawn into a war of words with newspaper columnist Derek Mann, leading to Mann challenging Frasier to a fist fight. Will Frasier man up to the challenge? |
| 12:00 | Two And A Half Men The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
Charlie and Alan fall out when the truth about a painful childhood incident is finally revealed. Will brotherly love triumph? Emmy Award winning comedy. |
| 12:30 | Anger Management Charlie Goes Back to Therapy
When anger therapist Charlie Goodson almost beats his ex-wife's boyfriend with a lamp could it be time to return to therapy himself? Starring Charlie Sheen. |
| 13:00 | The King Of Queens Like Hell
When Doug finds out that a new guy at work doesn't like him, he becomes obsessed with trying to befriend him. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to win the affection of her co-workers too. |
| 13:30 | The King Of Queens Sandwiched Out
Doug notices a sandwich called 'The Deacon' at local restaurant Cooper's and gets mad, accusing Deacon of stealing the sandwich idea from him. Holly announces she is getting married. |
| 14:00 | Mike & Molly Samuel Gets Fired
Exclusive to Comedy Central. When Samuel loses his job and apartment Mike offers to let him stay at his place...with interesting results. |
| 14:30 | Anger Management Charlie Goes Back to Therapy
When anger therapist Charlie Goodson almost beats his ex-wife's boyfriend with a lamp could it be time to return to therapy himself? Starring Charlie Sheen. |
| 15:00 | Frasier Dinner At Eight
Frasier and Niles's plan to "improve" their father's tastes by taking him to a fancy restaurant rebounds on them when he takes them to his favourite place instead. |
| 15:30 | Frasier I Hate Frasier Crane
Frasier gets drawn into a war of words with newspaper columnist Derek Mann, leading to Mann challenging Frasier to a fist fight. Will Frasier man up to the challenge? |
| 16:00 | The King Of Queens Shear Torture
Carrie becomes jealous of Doug's relationship with his attractive hairdresser. Meanwhile, Spence is going to Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno, but then Adam West also agrees to go... |
| 16:30 | The King Of Queens Inn Escapable
Doug takes Carrie on a romantic getaway, but the trip turns into a nightmare when the owners of the bed and breakfast become too overbearing. Meanwhile, Arthur gets lucky. |
| 17:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond Pet Cemetery
Ray inadvertently commits 'petslaughter' on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. |
| 17:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Author
Ray's dream of writing a sports book gets squashed when the publisher passes on it just as Robert receives the good news that he is being promoted to lieutenant. |
| 18:00 | Scrubs My Last Words
J.D. and Turk forgo their decade-long steak night tradition to comfort a dying patient. Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) reveals her true colours. |
| 18:30 | Scrubs My Saving Grace
Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong rivals Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox). Meanwhile, Carla tries to put a troublesome intern in line. |
| 19:00 | M*A*S*H The Long John Flap
During a cold spell, Hawkeye's dad sends him some long-johns, which end up doing the rounds of the entire 4077th. |
| 19:30 | M*A*S*H The Army-Navy Way
Whilst watching the Army/Navy football game, the 4077th are shelled and an unexploded bomb lands in the middle of the camp. It's then up to Hawkeye and Trapper to diffuse it. |
| 20:00 | The Daily Show Join guest host John Oliver as he takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is NBC News Special Correspondent Tom Brokaw. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie enlists Jake's help to write the theme song for a cartoon based on his nephew's favourite comic. Rose surprises Alan with her intellect - is romance in the air? |
| 21:00 | South Park Super Fun Time
The kids go on a field trip to a 'living museum'. A hostage situation ensues when a group of robbers use the place to evade police. It's up to Cartman and Butters to save the day! |
| 21:30 | South Park Breast Cancer Show Ever
Cartman's reputation is at stake when he is too afraid to fight Wendy, who is furious about his breast cancer jibes. Cartman then takes things from bad to worse! |
| 22:00 | South Park The 'Coon: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The 'Coon, a fat crime fighting vigilante dressed in a naff raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? |
| 22:30 | South Park Eat, Pray, Queef
When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. |
| 23:00 | The Daily Show: Global Edition Brand new and exclusive. Join guest host John Oliver as he takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. |
| 23:30 | 30 Rock Idiots Are People Two! When Jack gets into Liz's head she starts to look at her new man in a different light. Denise Richards and Kelsey Grammer guest star. |
| 00:00 | 30 Rock Idiots Are People Three! Devon Banks uses some incriminating footage of Tracy to blackmail Jack. Liz becomes unsure about Criss. Kelsey Grammer and Denise Richards guest star. |
| 00:30 | Sex And The City Luck Be An Old Lady
Carrie is bored so she insists the girls celebrate Charlotte's birthday together; they end up in Atlantic City at the Taj Mahal casino living the high life. |
| 01:05 | Sex And The City Cover Girl
Carrie's not sure what design she wants to go on the cover of her book, Charlotte starts reading self-help books, Miranda goes to Weight Watchers and Samantha reconsiders her lifestyle. |
| 01:40 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: Rich Hall, Carlos Mencia and Jeremy Hotz. |
| 02:10 | Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust Jim Jefferies, in all his offensive glory, at London's Lyric Theatre. Expect tales of Auschwitz, atheism, and booze dependency. Not for the easily offended! |
| 03:10 | Jim Jefferies: Contraband This classic show from 2007 includes the original versions of notorious routines, including 'The Egg Story' and the tale of the attack Jim once endured live on stage. Not for the easily offended! |
| 04:15 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:20 | M*A*S*H The Long John Flap
During a cold spell, Hawkeye's dad sends him some long-johns, which end up doing the rounds of the entire 4077th. |
| 04:45 | M*A*S*H The Army-Navy Way
Whilst watching the Army/Navy football game, the 4077th are shelled and an unexploded bomb lands in the middle of the camp. It's then up to Hawkeye and Trapper to diffuse it. |
| 05:10 | The King Of Queens Doug Less (1): Doug's diet helps to shed some pounds so he takes Carrie on holiday to celebrate. This only creates added baggage between them when Doug makes a thoughtless mistake. |
| 05:35 | The King Of Queens Doug Less (2): Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort, but after arguing about a past girlfriend the two get lost in the woods. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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