This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, May 22 2013

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09:00Gems TV - Teleshopping Beautiful genuine gemstone jewellery supplied direct from the Gems TV designers at amazing prices. A UK family-owned business, Gems TV has been creating gemstone jewellery since 2004. 
13:00The Lying Game Bride and Go Seek Teen drama series. When Theresa leaves Dan waiting at the altar, he cannot believe she would do such a thing and starts a desperate search for her. 
14:00New Emergency Bikers Documentary series. In this episode, the paramedic bikers race to free a man trapped in a car, treat a playground head injury, and deal with a faulty truck. 
15:00Neighbours Lucas finally proposes to Vanessa, but is Steph taking the news as well as she appears? Chris cheers up Amber with a night out. Georgia invites Kyle to the university ball. 
15:30Home and Away Tamara is furious when Casey says he won't be going to the funeral because he has to work at the gym. Touched by the turnout, John, Jett and Xavier let their emotions show. 
16:00Gilmore Girls There's the Rub Lorelai and Emily spend the weekend at a heath spa, but want to sneak out for unauthorised food at a local restaurant. There Emily dances with a stranger then blames Lorelai. 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Pilot Family comedy. Malcolm finds life as the middle brother in an eccentric family made even more difficult when he is placed in a class for gifted students at school (1/16). 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Red Dress Family comedy about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. Lois takes drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined her new evening dress (2/16). 
18:00Malcolm In The Middle Home Alone 4: Comedy. The boys are left with Francis for the weekend, promising that, if all goes well, Francis may not have to go back to military school (3/16). 
18:205* Access All the latest celeb gossip and news. Presented by Stephanie Prentice. 
18:30Home and Away Brax questions Ricky, who says that her brother Adam left a lot of unhappy creditors. Steph gets frisky with Dex at work, putting a patient at risk. 
19:00Neighbours Lucas finally proposes to Vanessa, but is Steph taking the news as well as she appears? Chris cheers up Amber with a night out. Georgia invites Kyle to the university ball. 
19:35My Name Is Earl Randy's Touchdown US comedy series. Earl tries to make things right for his brother Randy, who failed to score a touchdown in a football match due to Earl's actions. 
20:00World's Scariest Near Misses A documentary featuring startling footage of the world's near misses. The events are brought to life with photographs, newsreel and private footage shot at the time. 
21:00The Losers Film A CIA special forces team are betrayed and left for dead by their superiors, galvanizing them to mount an offensive on the CIA. 
23:00Banged Up Abroad Drama-documentary series. In 1993, university graduate Cullen Thomas was arrested for smuggling hashish into South Korea. 
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