This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, May 25 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. 
08:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. 
09:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. 
09:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. 
10:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. 
10:30Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. 
11:00Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. 
11:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. 
12:00Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. 
12:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. 
13:00Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". 
13:40Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. 
14:10New Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. 
14:40New Mike & Molly School Recital Brand new and exclusive. Molly starts to get impatient with her lack of impregnation. Meanwhile, Vince has a tasty business opportunity for Mike - will he bite? 
15:05New Two And A Half Men Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon: Brand new and exclusive. After helping Walden out of a twisted situation, Herb asks him for advice about how to get over Judith. Walden decides to show him... 
15:35New Two And A Half Men Bazinga! That's From A TV Show Brand new and exclusive. Jake visits for the weekend and it's the start of a whole heap of trouble involving tattooed mothers, slutty daughters and a used-car salesman! 
16:00New Two And A Half Men Another Night With Neil Diamond Brand new and exclusive. Lyndsey has something to say to Alan but he doesn't take it too well. It's up to Walden to get him out of his rut, no matter what it takes. 
16:30Friends The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. 
17:00Friends The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. 
17:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. 
18:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. 
18:30New Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. 
19:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. 
19:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. 
20:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. 
20:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. 
21:00Jeff Dunham: Minding The Monsters Brand new and exclusive. Enter the ultimate haunted house as ventriloquist Jeff Dunham brings together your favourite characters as you've never seen them before. A show that's so funny, it's scary! 
22:00Live At The Apollo Lee Mack hosts this show and is joined by the brilliant Sean Lock. Lee and Sean take pot shots at Riverdance, the dessert topping hundreds and thousands, cockneys and starfish. 
23:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 A bona-fide legend of stand-up whose energetic routine and hilarious observations put many of the new crop to shame, Lee Evans performs here to a sold out O2 arena. 
00:00Dirty Sanchez: The Movie Film Those lovably, disgusting rogues knows as 'Dirty Sanchez' set off on a world tour to complete stunts based on the 7 Deadly Sins... or be damned to the gutter forever! Howard Marks cameos. (2006) 
02:00South Park Fun With Veal When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! 
02:30South Park The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring in one of the breaks of 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. 
02:55The King Of Queens Mean Streak Doug tries to beat a record at work, but the older members of the IPS depot aren't too happy that Doug is going to break the record held by their friend. 
03:20The King Of Queens Friender Bender When Doug and Carrie offer to pay damages for rear-ending Deacon and Kelly's car, it causes friction between the two couples. But what was the cause of the accident...? 
03:45Frasier Hot Pursuit While Niles joins Martin on a stakeout, Roz and Frasier, forced to room together at a conference, flirt with the idea of becoming more than just friends. 
04:10Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby. 
04:35Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back Robert and Amy are reconciled, but can't live in Robert's apartment after having sex in full view of the neighbours. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.