This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, September 8 2010

06:20The Hoobs Is It Hoobletoodledoo? There's some surprising news from Hubba Hubba. The Hoobs are going back to Hoobland. So what should you do before leaving a place you love? [AD,S] 
06:45Big Brother's Little Brother The ultimate fanzine show with exclusive access as George Lamb and Emma Willis present the latest breaking news from the house. 
07:10Ultimate Big Brother Highlights of the past 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house. 
08:05Frasier Seabee Jeebies After Maris is accused of murdering her husband, Niles becomes famous and starts mixing in the highest echelons of Seattle society. 
08:35The Hollyoaks Music Show Rick Edwards hosts this music show where popstars perform gigs on the Hollyoaks set. This episode features performances from Jason Derulo, Jedward and Wiley. 
09:05Friends The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Phoebe dates a diplomat who speaks no English, and Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel. [AD,S] 
09:35Friends The One the Morning After Ross wakes up with Chloe, but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship. [AD,S] 
10:05The Good Wife Home Alicia represents the son of a former friend who snubbed her as soon as news of her husband's scandal broke out. The boy has been accused of murder. [AD,S] 
11:05Desperate Housewives Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover Gaby bumps into her ex-lover and gardener, John, at a restaurant. Susan is convinced Danny is responsible for the attack on her daughter. [AD,S] 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Brothers & Sisters Relationship Running out of patience waiting for Tommy to return home, Julia makes a life-changing decision, while Robert discovers what Kitty has been keeping from him. [AD,S] 
13:00The Private Lives of Elizabeth... ...and Essex: (1939) An historical account of the thwarted affair between Elizabeth I and the Second Earl of Essex. Starring Bette Davis and Errol Flynn. Directed by Michael Curtiz. 
14:55Wogan's Perfect Recall Sir Terry Wogan presents the ultimate memory game. It's a case of 'same answers but different questions' as one contestant will have a chance to win a huge cash prize. 
15:25Countdown Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Penny Smith. 
16:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. [AD,S] 
17:00Come Dine with Me In east London, vintage clothes magnate and burlesque impresario Timothy Sanderson is determined to raise the stakes. But how will his fancy menu of scallops and venison fare? 
17:30Coach Trip Amanda loses her precious diamond ring. And, in some Swedish woods, the group has a lesson in mind over matter, but the fire-walking experience leaves some of the party cold. 
18:00The Simpsons See Homer Run To make amends for dismissing Lisa's Father's Day gift, Homer dons a Safety Salamander suit for a campaign at her school - and ends up running for mayor. 
18:30Hollyoaks Taylor tries to get Amber to face the fact that their parents are splitting up; Brendan invites Carmel on a trip to Barcelona; and Rhys and Jacqui continue their bickering. [AD,S] 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:554thought.tv Lucy Buchanan is married to James, a minister in the Church of England, and believes that God wants women to take a submissive role, both in church and in marriage. 
20:00How to Look Good Naked Gok catches up with twins Jeannie and Suzy to see how they are getting on two years after their fashion makeover. Jeannie was envious of her sister's body, while Suzy lacked confidence. 
21:00Ultimate Big Brother Catch up on all the latest goings-on in the Ultimate Big Brother house. 
22:00Derren Brown: Hero at 30,000 Feet Acclaimed showman Derren Brown returns with a brand new special, in which a member of the public faces their fears on an amazing journey. Will they rise to Derren's life-changing challenge? 
23:15Ultimate Big Brother There are only two days left until the Ultimate winner of Big Brother is crowned. Who will be evicted from the Ultimate Big Brother house and removed from the competition? 
23:45School of Comedy The unique comedy sketch show continues with Will Poulter, Jack Harries and a host of other rising stars. Sketches include bad news police, Bob Ryan Publisher and cabbie talksport. 
00:15Music on 4: Topman CTRL... ...Student Tour: Each week, a different presenter picks bands to play at a gig in a UK city. In this episode, Yeasayer and Silver Columns perform. 
00:35Music on 4: 4Play: Laura Marling Performance from Mercury Prize-nominated singer-songwriter Laura Marling. Plus, an interview with the singer about her music. 
00:50Music on 4: The Crush with... ...KFC Krushems: McFly, Alesha Dixon and Example join Rick Edwards for September's essential music round-up. Plus, live performances from McFly and Roll Deep. 
01:15Ultimate Big Brother: Live See what the housemates are up to with live streaming direct from the Ultimate Big Brother house. 
02:45Broken Lizard's Club Dread Film (2004) Bill Paxton and director Jay Chandrasekhar star in this anarchic slasher sex comedy. A machete-wielding maniac is stalking the holidaymakers on Paradise Island, but who could it be? [S,SL] 
04:30FIVB Beach Volleyball Featuring the World Tour 2010 from Norway and the start of the World Championships in Switzerland. 
05:25Countdown Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Penny Smith.