This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, January 25 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick vs Strudwick Dick is envious when his colleague Professor Strudwick becomes the centre of attention after publishing a new book on physics. Sally and Don are missing each other. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Near Dick Experience When Sally, Harry and Tommy just miss being hit by a falling chandelier at a local restaurant, they believe their near-death experience has given them enlightenment. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Children's Book Ray's competitive side emerges when Debra invites him to help her write some children's books for Ally. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Gift Ray buys his dad an expensive aquarium, just like the one in the Chinese restaurant, for his 65th birthday. At first, Frank loves it, but then one fish dies. 
08:30Frasier Shut Out in Seattle (2/2): In the concluding part of the sixth season finale, will any of the Crane men sort out their romantic problems? 
09:00Frasier Momma Mia Niles and Martin get the shock of their lives when they meet Frasier's new date: she's the spitting image of his mother. 
09:35Frasier Father of the Bride Frasier and Martin inadvertently offer to pay for Daphne's wedding. Meanwhile, Frasier's meddling drives Daphne crazy. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston, where he meets Dr Una Morris, a micromanaging owner who also works as a radiotherapist in the clinic next door. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Outdoor and BBQ enthusiasts Gary and Dawn from South Africa want to buy a permanent holiday home in Spain. With a maximum budget of 100,000 euros Casas Manuel shows them three properties. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me Beautician Rachel isn't keen on James and Louisa's kill-it-cook-it-eat-it menu in Kent. Tina and Lance plan a 'sharing-and-caring' menu, but James and Louisa keep making social slip-ups. 
13:05Posh Pawn Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James mixes business with pleasure as he meets an entrepreneur friend in Spain who's looking to get a £100k loan on his luxury 18-metre yacht. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith The team of judges visit four more South East villages in search of the best. This time, Rowhedge, Essex; Findon, West Sussex; Redbourn, Hertfordshire; Coxheath, Kent. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun With retirement on the horizon for Jeanette and Ian, they feel it's the right time to make their dream come true of owning a holiday home on Spain's popular Mar Menor. 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit of the competition this week is to The Abbey Hotel in Battle, East Sussex, run by confident young colleagues Charlie Thompson and Lauren Tucker. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Eloise attempts a life-sized, gravity-defying dress cake, Nastassja goes sugar crystal crazy with a towering gemstone birthday cake, and Molly makes a first birthday extra special. 
18:00The Simpsons Little Big Girl Lisa invents fragments of her family's history to impress her classmates and score well on a school project. As her story gains notoriety, she feels increasingly guilty. 
18:30Hollyoaks Brody and Damon are confused by Scott's behaviour and Grace wants to celebrate Trevor's 40th birthday, despite Glenn's opinion. Zack and Holly fall out over Harry. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00George Clarke's Amazing Spaces An airline buff bids to turn a jet cockpit into a summerhouse. And George visits a funky apartment in Tokyo that not only challenges the mind but may make residents live longer. (S7 Ep3/8) 
21:00Hunted Magid's accomplice spots a hunter, leading to a chase across the Peak District. Bob and Alex make a game-changing decision as the hunters target the Freemasons for information. (S3 Ep4/6) 
22:00Derry Girls Erin is so excited that teenage Katya 'a child of Chernobyl' is coming to stay, but Katya is not exactly grateful to be in Derry. And there's developments in Granda Joe's love life. (Ep4/6) 
22:30The Undateables The love-seekers this time include Amber (27), who suffered a major stroke eight years ago. Having learned to walk and talk again, Amber's ready to find her Prince Charming. (S8 Ep3/4) 
23:30The Super Orgasm Some women have multiple orgasms. Others have super-orgasms, orgasming up to 100 times. Scientists examine the super-orgasm phenomenon for the first time. Can we all learn from these women? 
00:30Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Bank worker Tracey, from Yorkshire, helps Kerry and her house of foster dogs. And Shelley meets amateur inventor Lee, who's filled his house with items salvaged from skips. (Ep4/6) 
01:25The Secret Life of the Zoo Aardvark Koos gets romantic with his sister in this night-time special. Can underdog seahorse Seabiscuit grow the appendage he needs to attract a mate? Plus: bats and mouse deer. (S4 Ep10) 
02:20The Supervet A Newfoundland called Billy needs treatment on his legs. A tiny Yorkshire terrier has a deformity in his neck. And Noel finds himself managing the needs of a pampered chihuahua. 
03:15Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp help Niki and Rob, who want a home that has space for a future family, and also Georgie and Louis, who aim to cut down their commute by moving to London. 
04:10Coast vs Country Carla lives with her mother Doreen in Middlesex. She has a busy life in fashion, but dreams of escaping to a holiday home in the countryside. However, Doreen prefers the seaside. 
05:05China: Between Clouds and Dreams A stunning series revealing real-life human stories from China. Four children investigate the spoon-billed sandpiper's fragile existence. A young girl fights to overcome disability. (Ep1/5) 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.