This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, May 22 2013

05:45Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard Luke, Lyn and Fiona battle it out to make the best sponge cake ever. Eric demonstrates a gorgeously rich chocolate celebration cake and an apple and blackberry crumble. 
06:10The Hoobs Combs Combs are perfect for keeping Hoobycookies in - but is that what the Peeps use them for? 
06:35The Hoobs Keeping Warm There's nothing better than a good Hooblegaze, but it gets a bit chilly on the Peep planet. So how can the Hoobs keep warm while they're Hooblegazing? 
07:05According to Jim The Scrapbook This episode looks back at Cheryl and Jim's anniversary disasters. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond Baggage Ray and Debra wind up in a two-week standoff over a suitcase. 
08:25Frasier Halloween Niles throws a Halloween party to raise money for the Library Association, but all his guests have to dress up as a famous character from literature. 
08:55Frasier The Kid Frasier tries to help Roz out following the revelation about her pregnancy, but he is determined to discover who the father is. 
09:30Frasier The 1000th Show Frasier's self-importance and his persistent sibling rivalry with his brother Niles reach crisis point. 
10:00The Secret Millionaire Iranian-born Jahan Abedi, who considers himself Welsh through and through, has made millions from property. He goes undercover in Leicester, one of Britain's most racially diverse cities. 
11:00Come Dine with Me Latest to host in Bristol is food critic Darryl Bullock, whose evening takes a nose dive when two of the guests stumble across a rather unpleasant surprise left by his cat. 
11:30What's Cooking? Celebrity chat show hosted by Ben Shephard and Lisa Faulkner, in which TV chefs cook up something new and the daily challenge. 
12:35Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:401001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Among those asking the questions are Olympic boxer Nicola Adams and boy band Lawson. 
13:05Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Sarah Beeny gives three homeowners in Luton the chance to snoop around each other's houses for inspiration before going up against each other in competition for one buyer. 
14:10Four Rooms Can any of the members of the public secure life-changing sums of money in return for one of the first flushing public toilets, a mannequin lamp, a Miro painting or the Queen... in stone? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Southend, four strangers each host their idea of the perfect dinner party. Contestants include a religious memorabilia collector, an estate agent, a charity worker and a retired banker. 
18:00The Simpsons A Tale of Two Springfields Area code and class rivalries split Springfield in two, and Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'. 
18:30Hollyoaks A heartbroken Martha makes a weighty promise, while Darren confides in an acquaintance close to his wife's heart about his part in recent events. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. 
19:554thought.tv 4thought.tv asks 'Why give it all up for God?', hearing from people who provide an insight into the choices they've made and the lives they lead as nuns and priests. 
20:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil provide an update on two couples who came to them looking for the dream life in the country. 
21:0024 Hours in A&E The series that goes behind the scenes at King's College Hospital takes a moving - and sometimes light-hearted - look at when boys become men, and passing the baton between the generations. 
22:0010 O'Clock Live The satirical current affairs show continues with David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne and Jimmy Carr providing an alternative take on the week's news. 
22:55Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents George the Poet. 
23:0012 Year Old Lifer: True Stories In 2010, in a small town in America, 12-year-old Paul Gingerich helped his friend shoot and kill his stepfather. This film offers an extraordinary insight into the crime and its aftermath. 
00:15Music on 4: Barclaycard Mercury... ...Prize Sessions: Suede: The show celebrating live music in the UK returns for a fourth series, beginning with an incredible performance from Suede at The Hospital Club in London. 
00:30Music on 4: RockCorps Presents NCS This musical event from Manchester, hosted by Miquita Oliver, features performances and chat with The 1975, Clean Bandit and DJ Goldierocks, plus Rudimental playing Waiting All Night. 
01:00Revenge Engagement Secure in her engagement to Daniel, Emily plots her next move. Jack shows an incriminating photo to Victoria. Aiden and Takeda have a deadly confrontation. 
01:45Hotel Rwanda Film (2004) Moving, harrowing drama, based on the true story of a hotel manager (Don Cheadle) and his wife (Sophie Okonedo) who sheltered over 1000 Tutsis during the 1994 Rwanda genocide. [SL] 
03:45St Elsewhere Cold War Richard Clarendon considers drastic measures to ensure Nurse Rosenthal's affection. Dr Turner learns that a couple have a record of filing malpractice suits. [SL] 
04:30Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
05:25Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner.