This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, January 24 2018

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Silky has a new friend - Clementine the clam - and is offended when Oona can't understand why Silky thinks that she's so special. (S2 Ep 19) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. Alma loses one of her hand puppets for a show she has planned, so Poppy takes her to Puppet Mountain to ask the Puppet Master to make her a new one. (S2 Ep 23) 
06:20Simon Animation. When the friends hide in the attic to stop Ferdinand is waving little insects under their noses, he soon gets a taste of his own medicine. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:25Bob The Builder CGI animation. Scoop and Ace are put in charge of decorating two barns for Farmer Pickles. (S3 Ep 17) 
06:35Fireman Sam On Thin Ice CGI adventures. Sarah and James head off to a frozen lake to skate. But half way through their routine cracks start to appear and Sam has to come to the rescue. (S9 Ep 4) 
06:50Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Bert swears petty revenge when a pair of clergymen visiting the island accidentally splash him with mud with their car. (S20 Ep 15) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Axel is living with his guide dog trainer and tackling some difficult tests. Will he be distracted in the supermarket by all the yummy food on display? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. Mayor Humdinger drops off a 'gift' to Mayor Goodway - a flower that spreads a horrible stink when it blooms. Mayor Goodway tries to return it. (S3 Ep 12) 
07:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Bumpy's ball has gone missing, so Noddy has got him a new one. But when he goes to get it from his cupboard, he finds that it has been burst! (S1 Ep 49) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and the gang sail on a canal boat. (S5 Ep 25) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing in Grandpa Pig's garden when they find a little snail. Then Grandpa also shows them his beehive. (S2 Ep 21) 
07:55Floogals Animation. When the Floogals encounter a balloon that's intended for the Girl Hooman's birthday party they think it's a monster. (Ep 44) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI-animation. All of Digby's friends have won the Great Soapbox Race before, but Digby has only ever come second. This year he is determined to win. So is Grizel... (S1 Ep 16) 
08:20Rusty Rivets Animated series about a young engineer. When the key to the city goes missing, everyone assumes Botasaur buried it - but it isn't long until they dig up the truth. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah befriends a fox that can turn invisible, but Zeta tries to capture the animal for its magic. (S2 Ep 22) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston is Lost Animated children's series about a fairy princess and an elf who makes toys. When Gaston goes missing, Nanny Plum uses her magic crystal ball to retrace his steps. (S2 Ep 45) 
09:05Mofy Animation. When a floating sheet of music lands at Mofy and Kerry's feet, they like it so much that they decide to search in the forest for the composer. (S1 Ep 32) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Cowboy Builders Consumer makeover series. Emilie and Tom wanted to extend their house for their new family but the build has not gone to plan and the team have their work cut out. (S1 Ep 12) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news 
12:15The Hotel Inspector Eden Lodge, Falmouth Reality series. In this episode, Alex Polizzi visits an ancient bed and breakfast in the seaside town of Falmouth that is in danger of sinking without trace. (S10 Ep 4) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ryder makes an exhibition of himself at Coco and Raffy's Glow day. Diana overhears Ben and Maggie talking about her. Ryder falls downstairs while sleepwalking. 
13:45Neighbours Xanthe makes Piper realise that asking Ben to lie was wrong. Jimmy takes a risk to help Kirsha. Sheila gets close to Clive by becoming involved in his hospital extension project. 
14:15NCIS Jack-Knife Crime drama involving Navy and Marine personnel. After a driver from a shady shipping company is found dead, the NCIS team take to the road to bring down the illegal operation. (S7 Ep 15) 
15:15Her Evil Twin Film Thriller starring Sonya Walger and Ben Bass. Struggling with marital problems, a man begins a passionate affair with his wife's long-lost twin sister. (2014) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Xanthe makes Piper realise that asking Ben to lie was wrong. Jimmy takes a risk to help Kirsha. Sheila gets close to Clive by becoming involved in his hospital extension project. 
18:00Home and Away Ryder makes an exhibition of himself at Coco and Raffy's Glow day. Diana overhears Ben and Maggie talking about her. Ryder falls downstairs while sleepwalking. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Dog handler Darren calls on all his powers of persuasion to try and end a rooftop stand-off, and Steve is forced to use his pepper spray on a suspect. (S13 Ep 8) 
20:00New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Dr Pelly meets a young boy who fell downstairs on his head. Dr Ahmad is concerned about a young woman with unexplained stomach pains. (S5 Ep 26) 
21:00New: Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 26) 
22:05New: Celebrity Big Brother:.. ...Behind the Scenes. An in-depth look through the key-hole of the famous Celebrity Big Brother house, revealing a compelling look at the work that goes on behind the scenes. 
22:35Football On 5: The Carabao Cup Colin Murray presents highlights of the second leg of the semi-finals of the Carabao Cup. underdogs Bristol City take on Manchester City, while Arsenal and Chelsea clash in a London derby. 
23:50Traffic Cops: Under Attack A driver nearly causes carnage to make sure his takeaway stays hot, a large cannabis stash is found at the scene of a crash, and a drunk driver gets caught short. (S2 Ep 3) 
00:50Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series revealing how CCTV is helping to fight theft. In this episode we see how CCTV is helping fight the huge rise in street theft. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10One Night With My Ex Reality series. Three former couples are brought together for a night to discuss what went wrong. Tim is desperate to find out if Hannah will take him back after his lies. (S2 Ep 4) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series presented by Rob Bell. The last great Victorian engineering triumph, the Forth Rail Bridge was born from tragedy and paid for in blood. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice are in Cheltenham. [SL] (S3 Ep 4) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 22) 
05:35Divine Designs In this edition of the series about religious works of art, Dr Paul Binski visits Brighton and north London to see two missionary churches. (S2 Ep 11) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. The world outside the burrow has turned white, and Oona and Baba set off with May and Mossy for their first adventure in the snow. (S2 Ep 20)