This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, May 25 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00Shopping Flavorstone Diamond... ...Edition. The Flavorstone Diamond edition pan from Thane is simply the pan that can! For grilling, searing, baking, steaming or even deep frying, the Flavorstone pan does it all! 
07:30High Street TV Teleshopping Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form to live on Earth. The Solomons hire a cleaner. Tommy decides that the school paper needs some robust journalism. (S4 Ep 19) 
08:258 Simple Rules Thanksgiving Guest The Hennessys celebrate Thanksgiving but, as usual, things don't go smoothly, with a deep-fried turkey, a garage in flames and an unexpected guest. (S3 Ep 9) 
08:458 Simple Rules Vanity Unfair Jim is unexpectedly reunited with an old flame when his granddaughter, Bridget, is turned down for a role in a commercial. (S3 Ep 10) 
09:10My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay stand up to Vanessa's freeloading parents. (S4 Ep 5) 
09:40My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael enrols Junior on a parenting course but he is reluctant to attend. (S4 Ep 6) 
10:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Alex could be arrested if he tries to oust squatters from the derelict pub he bought to develop. A family are intimidated by a rogue letting agent. (S2 Ep 3) 
11:05On Benefits:It's A Hard Knock Life Stories of people getting by on benefits. James hopes that his alter ego Mrs Plonker will help him get into showbiz and off benefits. (S4 Ep 12) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. High Court Enforcement Agents face aggressive debtors, heartbreaking evictions, distraught daughters and a Formula One racing team in dire straits. (S4 Ep 2) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
15:00Neighbours How will Ned handle the pressure when things go wrong with his plans for the launch of the rooftop pool? Roxy interferes in Kyle's romantic life. Sheila suffers another blow. 
15:30Home and Away Ben is in turmoil after Maggie admits that she slept with Marco. Ziggy learns what is going on and realises that Marco might actually be her father. Marilyn opens up to John. 
16:00Most Outrageous Holiday Moments Clip compilation show. Funny-man Iain Lee narrates an entertaining compilation of the most amusing and outrageous holiday-themed videos that have taken the internet by storm. 
17:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Rose lost her job and had to rent out her house, but the tenant stopped paying rent. When Harpreet returns to his property, he finds it has been stripped bare. (S2 Ep 9) 
18:00Neighbours How will Ned handle the pressure when things go wrong with his plans for the launch of the rooftop pool? Roxy interferes in Kyle's romantic life. Sheila suffers another blow. 
18:30Home and Away Ziggy's hunger for the truth could tear her family apart. A phone call threatens to derail Leah's recovery. Willow is furious that the gym was closed while she was away. 
19:00Amazing Diet Secrets ...Lose Weight. Infotainment series. A team of scientists, doctors and dieticians look at the secrets behind high and low carbohydrate diets and explore the biggest myths. (S1 Ep 4) 
20:00It's Your Fault I'm Fat Reality series following teenagers and their families as they work together to shift the pounds. Since moving to the UK, Kaspars has been tempted by easy access to takeaways. (S2 Ep 6) 
21:00Noisy Neighbour Next Door ...Door. Following the heroes of Britain's Noise Enforcement Teams bringing peace back to British homes driven mad by noise. Keith and Ali are called to a boisterous after-hours party. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Kevin and Perry Go Large Film TV comedy spin-off starring Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke. Teenagers Kevin and Perry head to Ibiza to achieve musical fame and lose their virginities. (2000) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Kevin and Perry Go Large Film TV comedy spin-off starring Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke. Teenagers Kevin and Perry head to Ibiza to achieve musical fame and lose their virginities. (2000) 
23:45Deep Blue Sea Film Shark thriller starring Samuel L Jackson and Thomas Jane. An ambitious geneticist accidentally creates a new breed of highly intelligent, dangerously aggressive sharks. (1999) 
00:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:50Deep Blue Sea Film Shark thriller starring Samuel L Jackson and Thomas Jane. An ambitious geneticist accidentally creates a new breed of highly intelligent, dangerously aggressive sharks. (1999) 
01:50All You Can Eat: Secrets of the... ...Mega Buffet. Documentary going behind the scenes of one of the biggest restaurants in the UK. The JRC Global Buffet in Watford covers 27,000 square feet, serving up to 3,000 people every day. 
02:50Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. As handsome Jewish doctor delivers Grace to the clinic, expecting a child puts a strain on Will and Grace's relationship. (S5 Ep 1) 
03:15Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. After stalking Kevin Bacon, Jack lands his dream job when taken on as the unsuspecting celebrity's personal assistant. (S5 Ep 2) 
03:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Jake and Judith are strongly influenced by Charlie's female surfer friend. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.