This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, May 30 2020

06:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
06:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Tez Ilyas pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E05) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Judi Love pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E06) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle ft. MIC Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest "Made In Chelsea" star Ollie Locke pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E07) 
10:25Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Desiree Burch (co-host of Netflix game show "Flinch") pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way to the famous castle! (S7, E08) 
10:55The Middle Major Anxiety Brick informs Frankie & Mike that he would like to go to his school's Fantasy Dance. Sue becomes edgy after drinking a lot of coffee in order to appear more sophisticated. (S6, E03) 
11:20The Middle The Table Frankie and Mike approach their 22nd wedding anniversary. Frankie finds a full dining set on sale for them online for $50 - is all as it seems? Meanwhile, Brick starts a podcast. (S6, E04) 
11:50The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
12:15The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
12:45The Middle Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
13:10The Middle The College Tour Mike attends Sue's college-tour weekend, forcing him to miss the first college football game that Axl gets to play in. Frankie leaves Brick with multiple babysitters. (S6, E08) 
13:35The Middle The Christmas Wall Feeling unappreciated, Frankie decides on minimalist Christmas decorations this year. Meanwhile, thinking of Sue's allergies, Mike tries to purchase an artificial tree. (S6, E09) 
14:05The Middle Pam Freakin' Staggs: Pam Staggs (Kirstie Alley), a former classmate of Frankie's who moved to St. Louis after winning a million dollars, looks up Frankie upon returning to town. (S6, E10) 
14:30The Middle A Quarry Story Sue gets a janitorial job at the quarry, but starts a party with a picture posted online, Brick quizzes the Hecks with game show scenarios, and Big Mike supplies a new sink. (S6, E11) 
14:55Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
15:20Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
15:50Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
16:15Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
16:45Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
17:10Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
17:40Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
18:05Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
18:35Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
19:00Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
19:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
20:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
20:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
21:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
21:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
22:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
23:00Fresh Off The Boat This Is Us (Part 1): Eddie graduates from middle school and is looking forward to starting high school with his crew. But then Jessica sets her sights on a new private school for Evan... (S3, E22) 
23:30Fresh Off The Boat This Isn't Us (Part 2): Louis & Jessica make big changes to provide a better life for their family. Michael Bolton starts turning Cattleman's into a merchandising opportunity. Season finale. (S3, E23) 
00:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens get political in a "Grease" inspired musical set in the "Trump School For Girls". Rachel Maddow makes an appearance, while Tiffany "New York" Pollard and Joel McHale guest judge. (S11, E04) 
01:20Takeshi's Castle ft. MIC Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest "Made In Chelsea" star Ollie Locke pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E07) 
01:50Takeshi's Castle ft. Guz Khan Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Desiree Burch (co-host of Netflix game show "Flinch") pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way to the famous castle! (S7, E08) 
02:20Lip Sync Battle: Spider-Man In this "Spider-Man: Homecoming" special, Tom Holland (aka Spider-Man) faces off against Zendaya (aka Michelle "MJ" Jones) - featuring songs by Rihanna and Bruno Mars! (S3, E16) 
02:50Lip Sync Battle: Stranger Things The cast of "Stranger Things" go up against each other in this episode - featuring Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo, Noah Schnapp, and Caleb McLaughlin - plus songs by LL Cool J and Maroon 5! (S3, E19) 
03:20TJ Miller: No Real Reason T.J. Miller (She's Out Of My League, Get Him To The Greek) has taken the leash off his comedic dog voice for no reason other than to buy more fishing equipment, and he HATES fishing. 
04:05The Middle The Table Frankie and Mike approach their 22nd wedding anniversary. Frankie finds a full dining set on sale for them online for $50 - is all as it seems? Meanwhile, Brick starts a podcast. (S6, E04) 
04:30The Middle Halloween V: Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house just to hang with him. Meanwhile, Sue hits on an idea to help supplement her college fund. (S6, E05) 
04:50The Middle The Sinkhole Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue has to master tinikling to receive credit for gym class, and Brick breaks something! (S6, E06) 
05:15Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
05:35Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
06:00Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16)