This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, April 8 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Fantasy Draft Joey Fatone joins forces with NBA star/IJ superfan Mo Bamba and teammate Terrance Ross. Seated together, the three guys have one goal: to assemble the ultimate professional Impractical Jokers team. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: A Day In... ...The Life. A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
06:40Impractical Jokers: All Aboard While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
09:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
10:00Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
10:30Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
11:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
11:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Talent Shows Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features the bonkers world of talent shows! (S2, E09) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Gym Disasters Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features mis-pumped iron and other gym mishaps! (S2, E10) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Builders The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, builders get the Most Ridiculous treatment with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition. (S2, E15) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Fun and Games The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Teen Disasters The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Job Hilary gets a job on television as a weathergirl and finds herself attracted to the anchorman, Trevor Collins. (S3, E04) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
19:00Two And A Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Time for some friendly counselling? (S2, E20) 
19:30Two And A Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On Charlie, Alan and Jake attend the funeral of Evelyn's second husband, where she learns a surprising new detail about her deceased ex. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E21) 
20:00The U.S. Office Drug Testing Dwight finds a leftover joint in the parking lot, and begins an investigation to find the owner. After no one confesses, he schedules a drug test. (S2, E20) 
20:30The U.S. Office Conflict Resolution Michael learns that Toby keeps files detailing the complaints employees have made against each other. Angry they have not been resolved, Michael reads them out loud... (S2, E21) 
21:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include Karl's theory on a reverse-aging process, charitable gifts for families in need, the merits of space travel, a choice of superpowers, and personal mottos. (S1, E03) 
21:35The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen, and Karl discuss the laws of society and civil rights. (S3, E10) 
22:05South Park: The Classic Years The Entity Kyle's annoying cousin arrives in town and it's not long before the boys are doing their best to get rid of him. Mr Garrison invents a slightly sexual new mode of transport. (S5, E11) 
22:35South Park: The Classic Years Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
23:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
00:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
01:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a creepy weirdo, a spy pigeon, racist babies in the UK, Taliban trained monkeys, and a kidnapped gnome! 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Nicholas Cage's fussy eating, a crab vending machine, a pony in an old people's home, and Take That's effect on women. 
03:45Luisa Omielan: Comedy Central Live Hold on tight folks as the amazing Luisa Omielan drops by our authentic comedy club to tackle Brexit and dating in her very own stand-up special. 
04:05Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about running a marathon, a male massage, and answers questions about time travel, feminism, and Transformers. His guests are Nish Kumar and Sara Pascoe. (S1, E01) 
04:30The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
04:50The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
05:15Last Man Standing Spanking After giving his great-grandson Boyd a spanking, Bud is surprised that Mike agrees with Kristen and Ryan about not using that style of discipline as a last resort. (S3, E10) 
05:35Last Man Standing Elfie In the spirit of Christmas, the sometimes self-absorbed Mandy plays Santa by anonymously arranging a holiday surprise for Blanca, the Baxters' housekeeper. (S3, E11) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Fan-Tastic... ...Access. Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges.