This week's UK TV & radio

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06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Are any of the Jokers avid skiers? How did the maître d' help out when seating patrons for "Stay for Dinner"? And why did Joe have such a hard time escaping the giant cake in his punishment? (S3, E22) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What topic did Sal and Q broach while Murr and Joe were on the floor for "Health Nuts"? And how much did Murr spend to get his jacket back after trading it for a pack of smokes? (S3, E23) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What part of "Out of Remote Control" annoyed people more than any challenge to date? Why was the crew emotionally scarred after "Debate and Switch"? And what scares Murr more than skydiving? (S3, E25) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This winter special sees contestants take on the all the Snow-tivator and Spinning Ski Lift. (S4, E01) 
10:00The Middle The Core Group Frankie and Mike meet Axl's new girlfriend, who has a quirky personality trait. Meanwhile, Sue wants to change her major to theatre and Brick wants to change his image. (S8, E01) 
10:30The Middle A Tough Pill to Swallow When Sue gets kicked out of college after forgetting to renew her financial aid, Mike visits the bursar. Meanwhile Frankie teaches Brick how to swallow a pill. (S8, E02) 
11:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
11:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
12:00The U.S. Office The Injury Michael burns his foot on a George Foreman grill while at his own home. He requests that one of the employees of the office come to his house to pick him up. Dwight volunteers... (S2, E12) 
12:30The U.S. Office The Secret Jim becomes nervous when Michael almost reveals that Jim is in love with Pam. Meanwhile, accountant Oscar Martinez calls in sick, prompting Dwight to spy on him. (S2, E13) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
13:30Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Talent Shows Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features the bonkers world of talent shows! (S2, E09) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Gym Disasters Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features mis-pumped iron and other gym mishaps! (S2, E10) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. One joker requires medical attention during the fat foot race punishment. (S1, E22) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why do grocery store challenges take place in the dairy aisle? What's the secret ingredient in Grandma Oil? And why was Joe's gymnastic routine a once in a lifetime show? (S1, E23) 
17:00The Middle Halloween VIII The Heckoning: Sue attempts to reclaim her bedroom from Brick. Meanwhile, Axl lashes out on his family after having to act nice around April. (S8, E03) 
17:30The Middle True Grit Frankie accidentally buys underwear with a sexy saying on the bottom. Meanwhile, Brick worries about losing a friend to football and Sue tries to break up with Jeremy. (S8, E04) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposé when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
19:00Two And A Half Men A Lungful of Alan Charlie and Alan vie for the affections of an old college friend of Alan's, who has blossomed into a beautiful woman. She, however, has something quite different in mind. (S2, E12) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair): When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house, much to Charlie's displeasure. How will they get rid of her? (S2, E13) 
20:00The U.S. Office The Injury Michael burns his foot on a George Foreman grill while at his own home. He requests that one of the employees of the office come to his house to pick him up. Dwight volunteers... (S2, E12) 
20:30The U.S. Office The Secret Jim becomes nervous when Michael almost reveals that Jim is in love with Pam. Meanwhile, accountant Oscar Martinez calls in sick, prompting Dwight to spy on him. (S2, E13) 
21:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
21:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
22:00The Cleveland Show Cleveland's Angels After Cleveland loses Roberta's college fund to a crooked casino owner, he is forced to resort to extreme measures to get the money back. (S1, E20) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen and Karl take turns describing the quintessential Englishman, and Karl explains why, if he could be any nationality other than English, he'd choose to be Italian. (S3, E06) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years 4th Grade The boys enter the 4th grade and take a fast dislike to their new teacher, Ms Choksondik. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison realises he needs to acknowledge and confront his "gay side". (S4, E11) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Trapper Keeper Cartman is none too happy when 'Bill Cosby' tells him his ultra-advanced Trapper Keeper 2000 is destined to become sentient and wipe out humanity. That kinda sucks ay? (S4, E12) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years Helen Keller! The Musical The boys stage a Thanksgiving play about the life of author Helen Keller, starring Timmy as Helen. There's trouble involving his favourite turkey, Gobbles. (S4, E13) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations): South Park's unusual version of the classic Dickens tale, featuring robot monkeys and the Genesis Device! Narrated in vision by Malcolm McDowell. (S4, E14) 
01:00South Park: The Classic Years Fat Camp Cartman is sent to fat camp in order to resolve his weight problem but all is not as it seems when he returns skinny. Kenny gets his own TV show where he performs disgusting acts. (S4, E15) 
01:30South Park: The Classic Years The Wacky Molestation Adventure Kyle has his parents arrested so he can go to a concert but things get out of hand and it's not long before there are no adults left in town! (S4, E16) 
02:00Lee Evans: The Ultimate Experience We've taken chunks from some of the best live performances from Comedy Central's favourite stage-spinning, sweat-spilling, energy-bursting comedian and thrown them into one huge 'mega-chunk'. Enjoy! 
03:40Stephen Bailey: Comedy Central... ...Live. Tonight's special features the rising star of Stephen Bailey. He talks about moving to London from Manchester, his spin class instructor, and coming out to his family. 
04:05Bordertown Heart Attack Gert's unhealthy eating causes her to have a heart attack during the Little Miss Mexifornia Pageant. Unable to afford the surgery in America, Bud takes her to Mexico. (S1, E09) 
04:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
04:45The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler Did It Philip and Vivian take a weekend vacation and leave the kids home alone, so Hilary and Carlton set up a video shoot with Bell Biv De Voe in their house... (S2, E11) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Something for Nothing Will gets lucky at a fund raiser and wins some money. When Will doesn't follow the clubs tradition, it starts rumours about the Banks family. (S2, E12) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Christmas Show Will finds out that his mum is seeing a new man while on a holiday skiing trip. When the adults go out for a party, a knock on the door brings the kids trouble. (S2, E13) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How did the guys manage to blend in with the focus group in "Laugh Man Standing"? What treat did Sal nearly offer to the children in the studio? And how did Joe set Q up for his punishment? (S3, E28)