| 06:00 | The Treacle People The Professor's super-sticky treacle vapour has everybody stuck up. Will the villagers stick it out and get unstuck? Stick with The Treacle People and find out. |
| 06:10 | The Hoobs Puppets
Hoobs love Tiddlypeeps. It'd be great to have one of them in the Hoobmobile. But Tiddlypeeps live with their mums and dads. |
| 06:35 | The Hoobs Angry
Groove is Tula's friend: she knows that's true. But he's done something to annoy her and now she's angry. |
| 07:05 | According to Jim The Race
An out-of-shape Jim enters a long-distance race to teach Kyle, who wants to stop playing basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter. |
| 07:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Slave
Ray and Debra inadvertently leave the twins home alone and are impressed with Ally when she takes care of them, so they offer her lots of other work... |
| 07:55 | Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On?
After realising that Debra places bets with the kids on his strange behaviour, Ray is disturbed to find out that his own children now think he's a 'doof'. |
| 08:30 | Frasier Hot Ticket
Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper. |
| 09:00 | Frasier First Do No Harm
Frasier undertakes huge projects to make up for being unemployed while Martin persuades him to date Marie, Duke's daughter. |
| 09:30 | Frasier Secret Admirer
Frasier mistakenly believes he is the object of a secret admirer while he is dating an attractive new woman. |
| 10:00 | Undercover Boss Canada Brandi Halls, Director of Brand Communications at Lush Cosmetics, which makes bath and beauty products in Canada, goes incognito to work alongside her firm's shop and factory staff. |
| 11:00 | Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil is in Birmingham trying to sell two tricky terraces on the same street. While Vicky and Phil try to clear the kiddie clutter, Phil and Martha-Ann take on their distasteful decor. |
| 12:00 | Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. |
| 12:05 | Come Dine with Me The competition in Bury concludes at accountant Paula Skelton's house. She's spent the week over-indulging and falling out with her fellow diners, so expectations for her night aren't high. |
| 12:40 | 1001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Inquisitors include A Place in the Sun's Amanda Lamb, Jon Snow and The Saturdays. |
| 13:10 | Channel 4 Racing From Epsom, including coverage of The Oaks. Presenters: Clare Balding, Nick Luck. Reporters: Rishi Persad, Emma Spencer. Commentary/analysis: Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham. |
| 16:15 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 17:00 | Four in a Bed After a week of resentment and recrimination, the cash-filled envelopes are finally opened to reveal the best value for money B&B. |
| 17:35 | Come Dine with Me It's the final night in Winchester and the turn of estate agent William Tilsley, who plans a vegetarian menu and a blind food tasting game. But one guest spits wine over another guest. |
| 18:00 | The Simpsons Homr
Homer invests all the family's money in a company that makes 'Animotion' machines. After the company declares bankruptcy, Homer becomes a human guinea pig to raise some cash. |
| 18:30 | Hollyoaks Will anybody find Jason before it's too late? Dodger reaches a new low, Sienna's schemes start to fall apart, and Jim is stunned to learn the secret at the heart of the McQueen family. |
| 19:00 | Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. |
| 19:30 | Unreported World Seyi Rhodes reports on the growth in cosmetic surgery in Brazil, where some women feel the perfect body will help their job prospects, and some people see 'black' features as undesirable. |
| 19:55 | 4thought.tv Paramjit Singh Kohli was once chased out of a pub for wearing a turban. He believes that society needs to uphold the Sikh value of embracing difference. |
| 20:00 | Come Dine with Me This new episode comes from Cumbria, and features a proud nanny, some relentless ribbing, some Turkish food, Hungarian food, and a host whose healthy-eating ways prove controversial. |
| 21:00 | Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern... ...Millican Live: British Comedy Award-winning queen of Comedy Sarah Millican presents her brand of glorious, mumsy filth recorded live at the Hammersmith Apollo in London. |
| 22:00 | Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr kicks the weekend off in style with guests Clare Balding and X Factor USA judge Demi Lovato, Tom Jones and Danny O'Donoghue, plus music from Mark Owen, who performs Stars. |
| 23:05 | 10 O'Clock Live The satirical current affairs show continues with David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne and Jimmy Carr providing an alternative take on the week's news. |
| 00:05 | Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents a dance of light in a mesmerising experimental film. |
| 00:10 | Million Dollar Baby Film (2004)
Clint Eastwood's Oscar-winning film stars Hilary Swank as a waitress determined to make it to the top in the female boxing world. With Morgan Freeman. Strong language. |
| 02:25 | New Girl Bathtub
Jess and Winston scheme to get a bathtub installed in the flat, but their plotting causes expensive damage. Nick meets a tough but beautiful customer at the bar. |
| 02:50 | The Mindy Project Mindy's Brother
Mindy's younger brother pays her a visit and throws her into a panic when he announces that he's leaving college to embark on a new career as a rapper. |
| 03:10 | Happy Endings Big White Lies
Penny tells a white lie to avoid spending time with her annoying childhood friend Daphne when she comes to Chicago. But one falsehood leads to another. |
| 03:35 | The New Normal Blood, Sweat and Fears
David urges Bryan to take a more active role in the birth of their baby but soon regrets it when Bryan signs them up for natural birthing classes. |
| 03:55 | Accidentally on Purpose The Third Man
Zack walks in on Brian and Billie kissing. He dislikes Brian but attempts to get to know him better for Billie's sake. Can they become friends? |
| 04:15 | Come Dine with Me The culinary contest comes from Dundee and Lothian for a week of competitive dining featuring bickering, edible glitter, sumo-wrestling, and a post-dinner toilet roll game. |
| 05:10 | Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jo Brand is in Dictionary Corner. |
| 05:55 | Superscrimpers Bite-size portions from the series that shows how to scrimp and save in these straitened times. Mrs Moneypenny leads the way with enough money-saving tips to help everyone live for less. |
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