This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, May 29 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Dirty Work Rail tales. James is taking the mayor to the Festival of Lights at the Scottish castle, and tells his friends that he cannot help with their jobs because he'll get dirty. [SL] 
06:10Rupert Bear Animated adventures of Rupert Bear. Rupert and Ping Pong help Raggety with his planting by sprinkling some magic flower seeds throughout the wood. 
06:20Fireman Sam Dinosaur Hunt After discovering an ammonite on Pontypandy beach, Norman lures James and Sarah to a nearby cave, hoping to convince them that a dinosaur is inside. 
06:30Jelly Jamm Questions, Questions Animation. Mina is really surprised to find that there are things that everyone else knows, except her. But if she doesn't ask, how will she find things out? 
06:45Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join! 
06:50Bert and Ernie Kung Fu Claymation. The Emperor of China has chosen Bert and Ernie to be guardians of the Royal Chrysanthemum. 
06:55Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The cheeky primate gets set to sizzle as a firefighter. 
07:00Little Princess I Don't Want to Leave Home. Animated series narrated by Julian Clary. Little Princess's parents seem to be discussing sending her away, but has she misunderstood the situation? 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Dolly Plum Animation. Daisy and Poppy turn Nanny Plum into a doll. Soon, the Wise Old Elf copies the fairy toy and it becomes so popular that everybody wants one. 
07:20Mr Men Skyscraper Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Bump has some problems washing windows with Mr Strong and Miss Chatterbox and Miss Whoops deconstruct a building. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Creaky Cranky Railway adventures. As the engines make the necessary preparations for the spring party, Cranky teases Thomas, saying he can only carry light loads. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy Shelf Help. Join Noddy in Toytown as Big Ears pretends to be someone else so that he can teach Noddy how to rely on himself more. 
08:05Fifi and The Flowertots Fifi's Frosty Morning. When Fifi's pipes freeze thanks to the cold weather, Stingo becomes suspiciously charitable and says he will help out. But can he be trusted? 
08:20Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:25Peppa Pig Pedro is Late Animated series about a lovable little pig. The playgroup is going on a trip to the museum. Everyone is on the bus ready to go, except Pedro Pony. Where is he? 
08:35Roary The Racing Car Racing animation. Molecom is grateful to Plugger for rescuing him after yet another of Flash's pranks, but Plugger is soon frustrated by Molecom's attempts to help. 
08:45Castle Farm Driftwood To keep the castle warm, Farmer wants to make a fire, but there's no wood on the pile. 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas The Prince of Cheese Animation. Rat's dreams appear to come true and he becomes the Prince of Cheese. He soon discovers that a world of cheese is not as good as he thought. 
09:00Tickety Toc Dancing Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. It's time for the Tickety dance contest. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10Emergency Bikers Documentary series. An elderly former nurse is found stranded on the floor after a fall, a man suffers an aortic aneurism and Smithy has a word with three young biker boys. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15Frontline Police Documentary series with Rav Wilding. A speedily acquired warrant sees Rav riding shotgun on a drugs raid. When they break down the front door, the suspect flees through the back. 
13:15Home and Away John feels at a total loss without Gina and struggles with the prospect of raising Jett alone. Bianca is trying to settle into the Principal's job but feels under Gina's shadow. 
13:45Neighbours Toadie and Sonya's renewal ceremony goes off as planned. Lucas agrees to sell his bike, even inviting Steph to buy it. 
14:20NCIS Crime drama series involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel. After a driver from a shady shipping company is found dead, the NCIS team take to the road to bring down the illegal operation 
15:15Elizabeth Smart Story Film Drama recounting the story of the abduction of 14-year-old Elizabeth Smart in 2002 in Salt Lake City, USA, and her dramatic return to her parents nine months later. Starring Dylan Baker (2003) 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Toadie and Sonya's renewal ceremony goes off as planned. Lucas agrees to sell his bike, even inviting Steph to buy it. 
18:00Home and Away John feels at a total loss without Gina and struggles with the prospect of raising Jett alone. Bianca is trying to settle into the Principal's job but feels under Gina's shadow. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00Frontline Police Documentary series with Rav Wilding. Rav attends a drugs raid on a house. Reports of a lady exposing herself quickly become serious when her partner becomes aggressive. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00New: Emergency Bikers Documentary series. An injured cyclist needs help fast, things go stale for a driver delivering food and Keith gets a lesson in repairing dislocated shoulders. 
21:00New: NCIS The Tell American crime drama. Following a leak of classified information, the Secretary of the Navy partners NCIS with PsyOps to solve the mysterious case. 
22:00Resident Evil: Extinction Film Heroine Alice (Milla Jovovich) teams up with other survivors of the Raccoon City catastrophe to take down the evil Umbrella Corporation for good, fighting zombies and other terrifying creatures. 
23:55Campus P.D. Ride along with the men and women who keep the peace when college life gets out of control. 
00:202013 National Poker Championship Coverage of the 2013 poker championship from Caesars Palace, Las Vegas. Round 2 showcases 64 of the world's best exponents playing for a $750,000 top prize. 
01:15Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
03:55House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. For five years a family has suffered erratic sleep patterns, electrical problems and unsettling experiences. 
04:20House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:45Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the western world's most famous artists. Featuring the work of Giotto di Bondone, the Tuscan artist whose religious paintings transformed the genre. 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary.