This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, May 31 2013

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09:00Gems TV - Teleshopping Beautiful genuine gemstone jewellery supplied direct from the Gems TV designers at amazing prices. A UK family-owned business, Gems TV has been creating gemstone jewellery since 2004. 
13:00Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers Documentary series. The drivers on the continent do their utmost to avoid ending up with a cargo of illegal stowaways, and another crew delivers a consignment of polo ponies (4/6). 
14:00New Emergency Bikers Britain's emergency paramedic and police bikers are the Lone Rangers of the road, racing to save and protect lives. This week, Smithy has to drive a drunk off the road and Mick digs out a drug driver. 
15:00Neighbours Chris and Sheila discover that Rhiannon's self-esteem is at a low ebb, which is why she has left her son. With their encouragement, Rhiannon resolves to turn her life around. 
15:30Home and Away John needs to resubmit an application to adopt Jett. After Ricky tells Kyle that Brax is in deep financial trouble, he agrees to do a decidedly illegal job for her. 
16:00Gilmore Girls Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Lorelai has an intriguing dream about Luke. 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Smunday Family sitcom about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. When Lois is ill, Malcolm and his brothers convince her it is Sunday so they can skip school (15/16). 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Water Park Family sitcom about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. Malcolm and Reese spend the day fighting at a water park and Dewey stays at home with an odd babysitter. 
18:00Malcolm In The Middle Traffic Jam Family sitcom about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. Stranded in a traffic jam, Malcolm meets his match in an intriguing girl. 
18:205* Access All the latest celeb gossip and news. Presented by Stephanie Prentice. 
18:30Home and Away John learns that adopting Jett alone is going to be difficult, but is unwilling to settle for simply being a foster parent. Chris tries unsuccessfully to lift Spencer's spirits. 
19:00Neighbours Chris and Sheila discover that Rhiannon's self-esteem is at a low ebb, which is why she has left her son. With their encouragement, Rhiannon resolves to turn her life around. 
19:35My Name Is Earl White Lie Christmas US comedy series. With the festive season approaching, Earl tries to win Joy a car to make up for all the times he ruined her Christmas. 
20:00The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi transforms the fortunes of UK hotels. Alex tries to rein in a hotelier in Kent whose idiosyncratic tastes are miles away from the hotel's countryside setting. 
21:00Practical Magic Film Supernatural romantic comedy starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock. Two sisters from a long line of witches attempt to overcome the family curse that denies them true love. (1998) 
23:15My Name Is Earl Stole Beer from a Golfer US comedy series. Earl attempts to help Scott get over his preoccupation with golf, but realises that he may be the one with the obsession. 
23:405* Access All the latest celeb gossip and news. Presented by Stephanie Prentice. 
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