This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, May 23 2013

05:25Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:10The Hoobs Rain There's nothing a Hoob hates more than getting wet. But there must be some reason why all this water keeps falling out of the sky. [SL] 
06:35The Hoobs Wobble Groove's collection of things that move is Hoobygroovy. He's got things that shake, things that shudder and things that spin. [SL] 
07:00According to Jim Wedding Bell Blues Jim must find a replacement reverend for Dana's wedding after he accidentally knocks her favourite preacher unconscious. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Bachelor Party Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding (Part One): When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and asks Ray to watch him. 
08:25Frasier Voyage of the Damned Frasier agrees to be a 'celebrity guest' on a cruise ship to Alaska, but then Martin decides that the whole family should go on the trip together. 
08:55Frasier My Fair Frasier Frasier dates beautiful, dynamic lawyer Sam Pierce (Lindsay Frost), but could their conflicting careers end their relationship before it's properly begun? 
09:30Frasier Desperately Seeking Closure Frasier desperately tries to find out what went wrong when Sam breaks off their relationship. 
10:00Secret Millionaire USA Wealthy property developer Marc Paskin leaves behind his peaceful beachfront life in San Diego to make a difference to those less fortunate than him in Detroit. 
11:00Come Dine with Me Zoe Kellaway hopes to add a bit of sparkle to the competition in Bristol with her Pretty in Pink themed dinner party, including a butler in pink hot pants. 
11:30What's Cooking? Celebrity chat show hosted by Ben Shephard and Lisa Faulkner, in which TV chefs cook up something new and the daily challenge. 
12:35Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:401001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. This show's inquisitors include the author Cecelia Ahern. 
13:05Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses Three competing homeowners in St Albans snoop around each other's houses looking for inspiration on how to improve their home with just one week to make improvements. 
14:10Four Rooms Will any of the dealers be tempted by an early seaside girlie machine, a sketch by Andy Warhol, the skeleton of a cave bear or a giant ammonite? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Stoke, self-confessed snob Caroline Hicky takes on bank manager Paul Condliffe, down-to-earth bookie Linda Jackson, and scruffy hairstylist Jay Davies. 
18:00The Simpsons Insane Clown Poppy Homer and Bart take Lisa to a book fair to make up for attaching fireworks to her video. At the fair, Krusty meets his long-lost daughter, but it doesn't go well... 
18:30Hollyoaks An old friend rushes to Sinead's aid, but will her efforts be in vain? Martha's actions leave the Kanes destroyed, while Darren and Nancy attempt to reconcile. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. 
19:554thought.tv 4thought.tv asks 'Why give it all up for God?' Dominican friar Nicholas Crowe is sad when people see celibacy as unnatural, and says it's mistaken to see religious life as one of sacrifice. 
20:00Fat Family Tree In a television first, Fat Family Tree sets out to unlock the secrets of an overweight family's genes in order to help resolve their lifelong weight problems. Presented by Dr Dawn Harper. 
21:00The Hunt for Britain's Sex Gangs The Hunt for Britain's Sex Gangs follows - with unprecedented access - Telford police in Operation Chalice, which was to become one of the biggest child sex abuse cases in the UK. 
22:00999: What's Your Emergency? There is one night when everyone's up for a party: payday. For the call operators at Blackpool's emergency control centres hearing about our payday excesses is a weekly occurrence. 
23:0524 Hours in A&E The series that goes behind the scenes at King's College Hospital takes a moving - and sometimes light-hearted - look at when boys become men, and passing the baton between the generations. 
00:05Random Acts Channel 4's nightly short-form arts strand, showcasing films chosen for their bold and original expressions of creativity. Tonight, an animation with a dog who is anything but lucky. 
00:10Skint Documentary series exploring how people survive without work. Claire became a mother in her teens and is worried about the same thing happening to her daughters. 
01:10Mary Queen of the High Street In the final episode of the three-part series, Mary travels to Liskeard in Cornwall, where her usual rocket pace and direct approach meets the laid-back Cornish attitude to life. 
02:05The Secret Millions Straight-talking self-made millionaire Dave Fishwick works with the Foyer Federation on an initiative close to his heart, trying to help find work for people in deprived communities. 
03:05Inside Nature's Giants The BAFTA-winning team return for a new series, uncovering the secret of the camel's hump and examining its elastic legs, stretchy lips and the strange bump on its chest. 
04:00Unreported World Unreported World meets the young women in Bangladesh who are learning to be professional drivers but who face extraordinary odds, both on the dangerous roads and from social taboos. 
04:30Come Dine with Me Competing for culinary supremacy in Carlisle are complementary therapy student Helen Speakman, boy band drummer Andy Bainbridge, DIY devotee Nigel Hawes and cake maker Deborah Nixon. 
05:25Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner.