This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Saturday, May 25 2013

05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
08:00Cops Ride with America's boys in blue as they continue their never-ending fight against crime, from the serious to the plain odd. 
08:30Cops Ride with America's boys in blue as they continue their never-ending fight against crime, from the serious to the plain odd. 
09:00Falling Skies Season 2 Homecoming Hal stumbles across bodies of de-harnessed kids and finds someone from his past. (6/10) 
10:00Falling Skies Season 2 Molon Labe Members of the 2nd Mass find themselves trapped in the basement of a building. (7/10) 
11:00Falling Skies Season 2 Death March The 2nd Mass pushes on to Charleston, but some are still grieving the group's recent losses. (8/10) 
12:00Falling Skies Season 2 The Price of Greatness Tom comes across his former mentor and professor Arthur Manchester (guest star Terry O'Quinn). (9/10) 
13:00Falling Skies Season 2 A More Perfect Union When skitters approach the newly combined resistance force, the group's interaction surprises everyone. (10/10) 
14:00NCIS Boxed In. While on an investigation at a shipyard looking for smuggled weapons, Tony and Ziva disappear and it's up to NCIS to find them. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
15:00NCIS Deception. When a commander in charge of a shipment of nuclear weapons disappears, the NCIS team is called in to solve the case. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
16:00NCIS Light Sleeper. The NCIS team investigates the murder of two marines' wives and must find the killers before they attack their next target. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
17:00NCIS Head Case. During the discovery of an illegal automotive chop shop, the team stumbles upon the severed head of a marine hidden in one of the cars. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
18:00NCIS Family Secret. When an ambulance, carrying the remains of a marine who was killed in a car crash, explodes, the NCIS team is called in to investigate. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
19:00Jo Notre Dame When a body is found beaten and strangled under the 'Portal of the Last Judgement' in Notre Dame, Jo must decode the murder. 
20:00Men at Work Heterotextual Male Milo tries to play it cool with the ladies, a sex therapist gives Tyler and Gibbs a run for their money and Neal's new hat is a point of ridicule. 
20:30Men at Work Toilet of Eden Milo is forced to move in with Tyler. 
21:00American Dad! Surro-Gate. When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbours, Stan's Republican blood boils. When the baby is born, he kidnaps her. Steve and Roger become recluses. 
21:30American Dad! The Most Adequate Christmas Eve. When Stan demands a grander Christmas, he meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he must fight for a second chance at life. 
22:00Family Guy Foreign Affairs Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris, but Bonnie crosses the line in the City of Love. Meanwhile, Peter home-schools Chris and Meg. 
22:30American Dad! Hurricane A storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls. When the Smiths decide to stay home, they must fight tooth-and-nail to survive. 
23:00The Cleveland Show Flush of Genius Cleveland Jr profiles his Dad for a report on his favourite American, but when Cleveland falls off the toilet, he loses Cleveland Jr's admiration. 
23:30Family Guy Da Boom. Peter, warned about the end of the world by a giant chicken, forces his family to take cover in the basement for New Year's Eve. 
00:00Family Guy Blue Harvest With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells a story which leads to a Star Wars flashback, with Peter as Han Solo and Lois as Princess Leia. 
01:00Family Guy And Then There Were Fewer Based on Agatha Christie's 'And Then There Were None'. The whole of Quahog is invited to a party in a mysterious house. 
02:00American Dad! The 42-Year-Old Virgin. While playing poker with the guys, Stan is found to be a virgin. Not in the traditional way, but in that he's never killed anyone. 
02:30American Dad! Frannie 9/11. After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine tries to reunite the pair. Hoping to show Roger that Stan still cares about him, Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping. 
03:00Family Guy Brian in Love. Brian goes to a therapist who convinces him that he loves Lois and must confront her. Stewie refuses to be potty-trained because he thinks the toilet is evil. 
03:30Family Guy Love thy Trophy. The Griffins and their neighbours work together to build an award-winning float for the town parade, but start a neighbourhood war when their trophy disappears. 
04:00American Dad! Tearjerker. The family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, an evil film producer, whose masterpiece will make moviegoers cry themselves to death. 
04:30American Dad! Oedipal Panties. When Stan's mum gets dumped for the umpteenth time, Francine and Roger go undercover like Cagney and Lacey to figure out what keeps going wrong. 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone.